Matsuda… This is going to be fun… Anyway a big thank you to Giftless-Princess for the review last chapter. Thank you to Eternally1Yours and Writer Axis for putting this story on alert. And thank you to DeadlyNightshade1395 and MattxMellofangirl for reviewing as well =) Hope you enjoy this!

AU Set as if the L had solved the Kira case and Light wasn't Kira =) But Matsu is still a perverted stalker.

Oh and warning: An unexpected pairing revealed at the end of this weird little creation. You'll either laugh or be traumatized. I was myself when the idea came into my head… T.T There is another weird one as well…

Oh and finally, I know I have altered Misa and Sayu's age. Misa is 17 and Sayu is 15 but it will be back to normal after this chapter.

Matsuda's 32nd (Old!)Birthday

"Is everyone else bored? Or is it just me?"

"Naw I'm pretty bored too, Matsu, but we need to keep working."

"Why? There's nothing important here now that the Kira case has been solved!"

"True but..."

"Aizawa it's my birthday!" He just groaned in response. "Well if I don't get any response from you I'll go see Misa!"

"And she won't be any better… Prepare to have your heart broken Matsu…" Aizawa shook his head as he mumbled while said person stormed out of the headquarters. It was too quiet for Aizawa at the hq. Light and L were… busy, Soichiro had gone home to see Sayu and Sachiko, and Mogi… was just being himself silently in the corner. He just wondered what was going on with Matsuda and Misa. Poor, poor girl.

Meanwhile…

"Hey, Misa!"

"Oh, hi Matsui! How are you today?"

"I am really, really happy!"

"Oh…Why is that may I ask?"

"It's my birthday! And of course, seeing you always makes me happy. Can I have a hug?"

"Of course! How old are you?" She walked forward and hugged him around the waist.

"32" She sprang back, immediately letting go of him. Misa looked part shocked and part disgusted. Poor Matsuda looked hurt.

"Why did you spring back all of a sudden?"

"You…You are 32!"

"So what?"

"You… That makes… That means you're a pedophile! You 'like-like' me and you fancied Sayu Yagami!"

"How does that make me a pedophile?"

"I am 17 and she is 15! That means you're an adult and we are not … making you A PEDOPHILE! I hate you, Matsu. Never, ever come near me again else I'll make sure you get arrested and put in prison for a long. Long time!"

"B…but… Misa! I love you!"

"PEDO!"

"An' it was my birthday as well… This world hates me… I swear, if I died no one would notice or care." He mumbled to himself without realizing who was behind him.

"I would."

"B? What the hell?"

"I would miss you."

"What, why?"

"Because… Well you know Aizawa and Aiber are together now?"

"Yeeessss…"

"Well, I have been watching them closely and this feeling they call 'love' seems to apply to you."

"I am not following you… Do you mean that…?"

"I love you." Then he kissed Matsuda. Sweetly but still rough enough to be B. In public, Beyond Birthday was showing affection. That may have been one of the many reasons Matsuda then fainted.

Yeah, a load of sh** I know but drop a review please! Also, I shouldn't really have put that pedo bit in such a humorous way… Pedophiles are very scary people that scar you for life even if they never actually physically hurt you… I know from personal experiences… Please review, it will make me happy Martata x