Piccolo's Little Stress Free Vacation
by Slim Gohan
Disclaimer - I still don't own them, and Britney Spears still
isn't my sex slave, damn
Where we left off, Piccolo was "getting to know" Sailor Mercury, and Howie D was "getting
to know" Sailor Pluto a little better as well. Tenshinhan was "having fun" with Lunch, and
Mr. Popo agreed to babysit Pan.
CH. 4 - Piccolo and Howie D's vacation goes to hell
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HOTEL RESTERONT
"Wow, well I'm tired." "Weak human doctor, I went longer with Ami, but I'm damn tired." Piccolo and Howie
were sitting having some water. Both were in their regular clothes, but they were very sweaty. The girls
were sleeping in their respective lover's rooms. "How do you like Hawaii so far Piccolo?" "I love Hawaii,
so much to do here. Dr. Howie, can you turn on the radio?" "Fine." Howie reached over to the radio and turned
it on. He fiddled with the tuner, until he found a good station. The radio was playing D12's Purple Hills. (the
edited version, the uncut version is called Purple Pills) The song was suddenly interupted by an advertisment.
"COMING TOMARROW TO THE HAWAII ARENA.........BARNEY LIVE!!!!!!" Piccolo and Howie suddenly looked a bit frightened.
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CAPSULE CORPS.
Vegeta heard this announcement on TV, and knowing that Bulma was out for the weekend, Trunks was going out of town
with Goten, the only person left was Bra and he couldn't tell her he was going to see Barney! So he called Kakorott's
brat #1.
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KAKOROTT'S BRAT #1'S HOUSE
Gohan was waiting for Mr. Popo when the phone rang. "Hello, Son Gohan speaking," "Kakorott's Brat #1, can you watch Bra
for a couple days?" "Vegeta, you do know I'm stronger than you, and I'm going out with Videl tonight. But I've got a babysitter
coming. You can drop her off and Popo can watch Bra and Pan." "Thanks Kakorott's Brat #1!" "Vegeta, I can kick your ass! Stop
calling me that!" Gohan hung up, fuming when a knock was at the door." "Gohan opened it, only to see his father there in a white
lab coat. "Gohan, do you have some beakers availble? I need them for my new formula." "......Ok, they're downstairs. Help yourself."
"Thanks Gohan, you didn't see nothing." "What did I see?" Goku walked downstairs and grabbed sevreal beakers. Vegeta arrived at the
door with Bra in tow. "Here Kakorott's Brat #1, watch her with your life." "Fine, just leave Vegeta." Goku came up with about 15 beakers
and walked by Vegeta. "Why does Kakorott have a lab coat on?" "Beats me?" "I'm leaving and going to Hawaii, bye." Vegeta flew off, leaving
everyone confused. Popo came, not knowing what he was getting in to......
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HELL
"Come on Joey, hump my ass harder!!!" JC was going faster in Joey's ass. Justin was getting ass fucked by Lance too. "EVERYONE STOP FOR A
SECOND!" Everyone stopped and looked at Joey. "I got an idea, let's go back to Earth, kill that green guy and get married!" They all agreed with
Joey, and went to Hawaii.
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HAWAII
"Hey Piccolo, wanna kill Barney?" "Yes." Piccolo and Howie went back to their rooms thinking of every posible way they could kill that purple dinosaur.
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NEXT DAY - HAWAII ARENA
The Barney Live show was sold out. Vegeta had front row center, and was waiting impatently in line with about 15000 children. As soon they began to let
people in, Vegeta basicly blasted his way into the arena. Piccolo, and Howie D were in the rafters waiting for the show to begin to blast that purple
pisce of shit. Unexpectedly....
"Now when he gets on stage.......Hey Tenshinhan, what are you doing here?" "Same thing you guys are." :Ok......Hey look who's front row center." The two
humans looked down and saw the almighty Prince of the Saiyjins chanting "We Want Barney!" Piccolo and Tenshinhan laughted their asses off. Howie laughed a
bit.
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HAWAII ARENA - HALF HOUR LATER
The crowd went nuts when Barney came out, and The three in the rafters were powering up to fire their attacks. "Ok Kids! Let's sing the Numbers Song!....."
"SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!"
"FINAL FLASH!"
"KIAKHO!!!"
As soon as all three blasts connected, Barney was no more. The Three left, with the last image of Vegeta running on stage, kneeling on the spot Barney was last
standing, screaming "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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OUTSIDE THE HAWAII ARENA
The three left the arena, with huge grins on their faces. Then they encountered........................................................
SEVERAL RABID NSYNC FANS AND 4 OF THE 5 NSYNC MEMBERS BACK FROM HELL!!!!!!!
"Will they ever stay dead? Their career died after they released Celebrity, why oppose us now?"
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SON GOHAN'S HOUSE
Mr. Popo was NOT having fun. The girls were enlightning him on the groups BBMak, O-Town, and 5ive. "Girls, can you please stop? Mr. Popo doesn't like this." "Ok
Well, this is Dan from O-Town, he is sooooo hotttttt!" "Right Bra......
"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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OUTSIDE THE HAWAII ARENA
The Rabid NSYNC fans were scattered and out cold. Piccolo powered up his Special Beam Cannon again. NSYNC were getting scared now. "STAY IN HELL YOU NSYNC BITCHES!!!
BYE BYE BYE......FOR THE LAST TIME!!! SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!!!!!!!!!" The Beam was shot four times, killing each of them on impact." "Hey Piccolo, let's go back to the
hotel and nail our women again." "Good idea Doc. Howie D." The three left for the hotel while....................................
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"NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! BARNEY CAN'T BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, Lambchop is on! It's the song that never ends......"
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SON GOKU'S HOUSE
"Yes! This is the formula that proves my theory right! Take that Newton!" "Damn Son Goku, why are you so smart?" "I donno Newton, I just am."
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What will happen now? Will Howie and Piccolo have some more fun with Ami and Trista? And what of Mr. Popo? What about Vegeta? And is Barney really dead?
All this and more in Ch. 5 - Piccolo and Howie go into town
by Slim Gohan
Disclaimer - I still don't own them, and Britney Spears still
isn't my sex slave, damn
Where we left off, Piccolo was "getting to know" Sailor Mercury, and Howie D was "getting
to know" Sailor Pluto a little better as well. Tenshinhan was "having fun" with Lunch, and
Mr. Popo agreed to babysit Pan.
CH. 4 - Piccolo and Howie D's vacation goes to hell
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HOTEL RESTERONT
"Wow, well I'm tired." "Weak human doctor, I went longer with Ami, but I'm damn tired." Piccolo and Howie
were sitting having some water. Both were in their regular clothes, but they were very sweaty. The girls
were sleeping in their respective lover's rooms. "How do you like Hawaii so far Piccolo?" "I love Hawaii,
so much to do here. Dr. Howie, can you turn on the radio?" "Fine." Howie reached over to the radio and turned
it on. He fiddled with the tuner, until he found a good station. The radio was playing D12's Purple Hills. (the
edited version, the uncut version is called Purple Pills) The song was suddenly interupted by an advertisment.
"COMING TOMARROW TO THE HAWAII ARENA.........BARNEY LIVE!!!!!!" Piccolo and Howie suddenly looked a bit frightened.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CAPSULE CORPS.
Vegeta heard this announcement on TV, and knowing that Bulma was out for the weekend, Trunks was going out of town
with Goten, the only person left was Bra and he couldn't tell her he was going to see Barney! So he called Kakorott's
brat #1.
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KAKOROTT'S BRAT #1'S HOUSE
Gohan was waiting for Mr. Popo when the phone rang. "Hello, Son Gohan speaking," "Kakorott's Brat #1, can you watch Bra
for a couple days?" "Vegeta, you do know I'm stronger than you, and I'm going out with Videl tonight. But I've got a babysitter
coming. You can drop her off and Popo can watch Bra and Pan." "Thanks Kakorott's Brat #1!" "Vegeta, I can kick your ass! Stop
calling me that!" Gohan hung up, fuming when a knock was at the door." "Gohan opened it, only to see his father there in a white
lab coat. "Gohan, do you have some beakers availble? I need them for my new formula." "......Ok, they're downstairs. Help yourself."
"Thanks Gohan, you didn't see nothing." "What did I see?" Goku walked downstairs and grabbed sevreal beakers. Vegeta arrived at the
door with Bra in tow. "Here Kakorott's Brat #1, watch her with your life." "Fine, just leave Vegeta." Goku came up with about 15 beakers
and walked by Vegeta. "Why does Kakorott have a lab coat on?" "Beats me?" "I'm leaving and going to Hawaii, bye." Vegeta flew off, leaving
everyone confused. Popo came, not knowing what he was getting in to......
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HELL
"Come on Joey, hump my ass harder!!!" JC was going faster in Joey's ass. Justin was getting ass fucked by Lance too. "EVERYONE STOP FOR A
SECOND!" Everyone stopped and looked at Joey. "I got an idea, let's go back to Earth, kill that green guy and get married!" They all agreed with
Joey, and went to Hawaii.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
HAWAII
"Hey Piccolo, wanna kill Barney?" "Yes." Piccolo and Howie went back to their rooms thinking of every posible way they could kill that purple dinosaur.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
NEXT DAY - HAWAII ARENA
The Barney Live show was sold out. Vegeta had front row center, and was waiting impatently in line with about 15000 children. As soon they began to let
people in, Vegeta basicly blasted his way into the arena. Piccolo, and Howie D were in the rafters waiting for the show to begin to blast that purple
pisce of shit. Unexpectedly....
"Now when he gets on stage.......Hey Tenshinhan, what are you doing here?" "Same thing you guys are." :Ok......Hey look who's front row center." The two
humans looked down and saw the almighty Prince of the Saiyjins chanting "We Want Barney!" Piccolo and Tenshinhan laughted their asses off. Howie laughed a
bit.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
HAWAII ARENA - HALF HOUR LATER
The crowd went nuts when Barney came out, and The three in the rafters were powering up to fire their attacks. "Ok Kids! Let's sing the Numbers Song!....."
"SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!"
"FINAL FLASH!"
"KIAKHO!!!"
As soon as all three blasts connected, Barney was no more. The Three left, with the last image of Vegeta running on stage, kneeling on the spot Barney was last
standing, screaming "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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OUTSIDE THE HAWAII ARENA
The three left the arena, with huge grins on their faces. Then they encountered........................................................
SEVERAL RABID NSYNC FANS AND 4 OF THE 5 NSYNC MEMBERS BACK FROM HELL!!!!!!!
"Will they ever stay dead? Their career died after they released Celebrity, why oppose us now?"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
SON GOHAN'S HOUSE
Mr. Popo was NOT having fun. The girls were enlightning him on the groups BBMak, O-Town, and 5ive. "Girls, can you please stop? Mr. Popo doesn't like this." "Ok
Well, this is Dan from O-Town, he is sooooo hotttttt!" "Right Bra......
"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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OUTSIDE THE HAWAII ARENA
The Rabid NSYNC fans were scattered and out cold. Piccolo powered up his Special Beam Cannon again. NSYNC were getting scared now. "STAY IN HELL YOU NSYNC BITCHES!!!
BYE BYE BYE......FOR THE LAST TIME!!! SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!!!!!!!!!" The Beam was shot four times, killing each of them on impact." "Hey Piccolo, let's go back to the
hotel and nail our women again." "Good idea Doc. Howie D." The three left for the hotel while....................................
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"NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! BARNEY CAN'T BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, Lambchop is on! It's the song that never ends......"
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
SON GOKU'S HOUSE
"Yes! This is the formula that proves my theory right! Take that Newton!" "Damn Son Goku, why are you so smart?" "I donno Newton, I just am."
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What will happen now? Will Howie and Piccolo have some more fun with Ami and Trista? And what of Mr. Popo? What about Vegeta? And is Barney really dead?
All this and more in Ch. 5 - Piccolo and Howie go into town