Chapter 4
Meanwhile in Katara's room Katara was crying her eyes out. She then yelled, "You ignorant coward! You coward!" she then threw herself onto the bed and started to cry even more.
Meanwhile, Zuko was in his room. He was looking at his half disfigured face in the mirror. He then banged his fist down on the table and put his head down and starting sobbing like crazy. Then Iroh came into the room. "Uncle go away!" yelled Zuko.
"No I won't I can't bare to see you this miserable! I have a splendid idea. Aunt Woo is planning on serving Katara's father and brother food this evening. And she's going to tell them that it was your idea." Said Iroh.
"It sounds like a pretty good idea, only one problem! Her father hates me!" said Zuko.
"I'll soften him up." Said Iroh.
"How are you going to do that?" asked Zuko.
"I'll play the other charming host and you try to get to know her family in the mean time." Said Iroh.
"I have a bad feeling about this." Said Zuko.
Well in the main dinning hall, Iroh was singing to everyone the "Girls of Ba Sing Se" song. Nobody seemed impressed. "And I dedicate this song to a happy marriage of Zuko and Katara!" said Iroh, stroking the strings of his guitar, but then one of them came loose. Zuko was so annoyed that he banged his head on the table.
"So that was quite an interesting song, if you like girls." Said Hakoda.
"Are you kidding it was horrible!" said Sokka.
"Sokka you might want to watch your manners around Fire Lord Zuko." Said Hakoda.
"It's ok it's not like that's never happened before right uncle!" said Zuko.
"Yes Zuko." Said Iroh.
"So uhm what do you like to do for fun?" asked Zuko.
"Well I like to go fishing for my family and then hunting in the woods." Said Hakoda.
"Cool what a coincidence, Zuko likes to hunt too." Said Iroh.
"We do it for survival." Said Hakoda.
"I would like to apologize for the war. I'm planning on ending it soon. You see the war wasn't my idea in the first place it was Azula's." said Zuko.
"We know that all ready, you don't have to tell us again, but thanks we appreciate your apology." Said Hakoda.
"Wow I hear that they're serving some desert." Said Iroh.
"What kind of desert was it again?" asked Zuko.
"It's called cake. To celebrate your engagement to Katara." Said Iroh. All the sudden Soothsayer snuck into the room and then grabbed some cookies for Azula. "What are you doing here Soothsayer?" asked Iroh.
"Yes where have you been?" asked Aunt Woo.
"I was…. Out hunting again." Said Soothsayer.
"Boy you must really have an appetite for a little guy." Said Iroh.
"Oh what can I say, I'm really hungry and dying to get high on caffeine!" said Soothsayer running out of the room with the cookies.
Then while Soothsayer ran out of the room, Katara came into the dinning room. She was shocked to see that her father and brother were dinning with Zuko. "What in the world is this?!" asked Katara.
"Oh hello Katara, your fiancé is giving us an interesting engagement party. Ok it sucks." Said Sokka.
"Who says anything about marriage! I would rather die then wed him!" said Katara.
"Oh Katara you're such a drama queen, at least he's trying to be nice to us. Why can't you just sit down and eat with us?" asked Hakoda.
"You are so stupid! I'm sorry, but even if you have won my father over, I'll never be your queen!" said Katara, running out of the room.
"But Katara he apologized for the war, the war wasn't completely his fault either! Never mind I tried." Said Hakoda.
Zuko then looked depressed again. "She doesn't love me does she?" he said.
"Of course she does, she just doesn't have the pride to admit it is all." Said Aunt Woo.
"I think I need to go to my room, and Hakoda, Sokka you're wonderful guests." Said Zuko as he walked out of the room.
"Poor Zuko, he's so lonely, he doesn't even know what the touch of a woman feels like, nor will he ever know." Said Iroh.
"I say let's eat in the mean time." Said Hakoda.
"I'm with you there dad!" said Sokka as the two hungry water benders dug in.
That night, Zuko got on his armor and he left the palace and went straight for the South Pole. Meanwhile in the dungon, Azula was still confused. "All right let me out, I'm the princess! Let me out!" said Azula.
"I have the key my love!" said Soothsayer as he walked into the dungeon.
"Wait where did you get that key from?" asked Azula.
"You told me to get it remember? And you said that I could rule the world with you once you take it over." Said Soothsayer.
"Did I?" asked Azula.
"Yes don't you remember?" asked Soothsayer.
"No I don't remember a thing." Said Azula.
"You're in love with me remember?" asked Soothsayer.
"Are you kidding, I'm so not….. Yes I am aren't I?" said Azula with a diabolical smile. "Hay could you be a dear and give me the key?" asked Azula.
"Yes my love." Said Soothsayer. So he gave her the key and she unlocked the door and then she pushed him out of her way. "Wait, what about us?!" he asked.
"Who said anything about being with you loser!" said Azula running down the hallway.
A few days past. Katara was in her room alone. She snuck out of her room and went to Zuko's room. "Zuko are you in here? I want to talk to you please?" she said.
"He went out to the battlefield." Said Iroh.
"Why did he do that?" asked Katara.
"He thought you didn't love him, so he went to the battlefield to kill himself." Said Iroh.
"You mean to tell me that he went on a suicide mission!?" asked Katara in shock.
"Yes he did! Now what do you have to say to that?!" said Iroh all mad.
"Ok I'll admit I was looking for him because I'm in love with him! Yes I finally admit it! I miss his attempts to amour me! I miss his company! Like when we went hunting in that group together, it was special!" said Katara.
"Why didn't you just say something?! Now he's getting his butt killed for you! He loved you from the moment he first laid his eyes on you! He did everything to impress you, but you didn't show how much you appreciated it! He's not a bad person. He's a human, humans make mistakes, and people always hold a grudge against people for making that mistake! I'm sure you've made a mistake! You now know that you'll never appreciate someone, until their gone!" said Iroh.
"I'm sorry, I'm very short tempered. I will find a way to make it up to him." Said Katara.
"Then go to him." Said her dad Hakoda behind her.
"Father but…"
"But nothing, he apologized for the war and is planning to stop it, so go to him and tell him how you feel already! Before he dies!" said Hakoda.
"I will, thank you father!" she hugged him.
"Take this, in case you might need it in battle." Hakoda said giving Katara a knife.
"Thanks father!" said Katara and she ran out the door and ran to the ship that took the solders to the South Pole.
Meanwhile in the battle Zuko stood up on the hill all depressed and lonely. "Oh love hurts so much that I want to just die! If I can't have Katara, then I must die!" he said about to stick his sword into him. But then he was struck down by lighting, it was Azula. "Azula you bitch!" he then fell down.
"Poor pathetic Zuko, you weren't even paying attention to the war enough to know that a war was going on! You only cared about yourself!" said Azula. "You feel for a woman who has no feelings for you, how does that feel?" asked Azula.
"Like someone just stabbed me in the heart!" said Zuko.
"I bet it hurts now you will die a peasant's death!" she then laughed.
Katara arrived on the battlefield, and she stood out of the way of the fire benders and water benders. "God I have to find Zuko somehow." She then spotted him on the hill lying down, with Azula over him. "Zuko!" she ran up the hill and pushed Azula and water bended her a couple of times then she got a good aim for her heart. She threw the knife that her father towards Azula's heart and got it good. For once her aim was good.
Azula stood there in pain. "You bitch! I'll make you wish that you never messed with me!" she then made some lightning come out of her hands, and aimed it towards Katara, but then someone threw a rock at her head.
It was Soothsayer, he then walked up to Katara. "Soothsayer I thought you were in love with Azula!" said Katara.
"I do love her, but not the evil she inflicts onto others. Now take your man somewhere safe! There is a fire bender camp not far from here, go to it and dress his wounds!" said Soothsayer.
"What about you?!" asked Katara.
"Relax, I'll be ok. I have a few demons to take care of first." He took out a potion.
"Right," said Katara.
"Get the hell out of here!" said Soothsayer. Katara sort of lifted Zuko so he was standing up and she escorted him away from the battlefield.
Meanwhile the dying Azula asked, "Soothsayer, am I in spirit world yet?"
"Nope you're still alive. I have a cure, Katara hit your heart pretty hard might I admit." Said Soothsayer.
"Well give it to me!" said Azula.
"Nope, I won't do it, until you marry me! You have to marry me and bore me some children, or else I won't cure you!" said Soothsayer.
"Ok fine I'll marry you, you moron!" said Azula.
"You have to kiss me on the lips first." Said Soothsayer.
"I'm dying….."
" Do it or else I won't cure you and you'll die a peasant's death!" said Soothsayer.
"Ok fine!" said Azula, she grabbed Soothsayer and kissed him on the lips.
"Good now I'll cure you! I made the potion myself." He said.
So he poured it onto the wound and the wound healed up. But then Azula had a goofy look on her. "Oh Soothsayer are you the only man to ever care about me?!" she asked.
She hugged him, he smiled slyly and thought, "Part love potion, part healing potion."
Later on, Katara was waiting outside of the tent for Zuko to recover. Then a nurse came out. "He's ok, but he almost would have died if you wouldn't have taken him here." She said.
Katara went into the tent. "Zuko you're all right?!" she said.
"Yes I'm fine. Where is Azula? Is she dead?" he asked.
"I don't think so, but don't worry I think Soothsayer will take care of her." Said Katara.
"For once the man is using his head." Said Zuko.
"I have something to tell you Zuko! I love you." She whispered.
"What I couldn't hear." Said Zuko.
"I love you." Said Katara.
"I still couldn't hear, I think my ear is full of too much wax." Said Zuko.
"I love you damn it!" said Katara.
"Oh now you admit it! Ah ha I knew it! Now will you let me take care of you for the rest of your life?!" asked Zuko.
"Yes I will! Now I realize, even if you did kidnap me and tried to force me to marry you, I realize that we where meant to be together! It wasn't just your lust that bought us together, it was fate! I want to marry you and have your children! I want to have a lot of kids!" said Katara.
"Hum I'll think about it. I thought about it, it's a wonderful idea!" said Zuko. They then started making out.
So in the end Zuko stopped the war. Katara and Zuko got married. They had two children, a boy and a girl. The boy had blue eyes, but fair skin and black hair. While the girl had darker skin, yellow eyes and brown hair. And as for Iroh and Aunt Woo, well they decided to open up their own tea shop and ran it until the end of their days. As for Soothsayer and Azula, the love spell didn't last forever. Well sadly their marriage didn't go so well either. After Azula gave birth to triplets, two girls and a boy, all fraternal, she abandoned Soothsayer and her three children with Soothsayer. Only then did Soothsayer realize that he loved his children way more then he'd ever love Azula. But other than that, Zuko and Katara and everyone else lived happily ever after, until the end of their days.