They all chuckled when Sasori led Deidara away from the girls with a sour face. Tobi giggled, "Tobi going to lazy river. Zetsu looks safe way out in the water."

Hidan grunted, "I'm feeling lazy so that sounds like a fucking good idea." Madara smirked, "I can't argue with that either." "Mind if we join you?"

Itachi had come back with Kisame, both a tad bit flushed and smirking. "Tobi don't mind, you coming Olivee?" "Nah I'm going to hang out on the beach for a while longer."

When they left Kakuzu sat in Hidan's place to get some sun this time, not that he really needed any; his skin was dark enough.

He watched her head to Tobi's destroyed sandcastle and began making one of her own. The miser sighed and relaxed, dozing off a bit now that it was quiet for once.

Deidara stretched out to tan as well this time, Sasori staring at him possessively and keeping watch to make sure they didn't come back to mess with his blonde.

Zetsu remained in the waves, hiding from the girls with a gloomy face, "I've never been attacked by women before. How does Itachi and Hidan deal with that?"

"I don't know but if they don't back off I'm considering on eating them." "Not a bad idea but no, we don't need to cause a scene." "Damn."

*Olivia had fun making a somewhat decent sandcastle, liking the fact she was alone for once aside from the others being nearby it was peaceful. She hated to be alone in general but this was just fine….she liked her privacy.

She gathered some more sand when I shadow blocked the dun and she looked up to see a man grinning at her. "Hello dollface, how are you today?"

She cocked a brow and smirked, "I'm fine." She went back to her business and slightly scowled when he didn't leave. Sure, he was handsome and built but she had an idea what was going through his head.

"You're making a nice sandcastle here, mind if I help?" Not wanting to be rude she shook her head, "Not at all." "So what's your name? How long will you be staying here?"

Olivia muttered, directly avoiding telling him her name, "Just for the day." He kept getting closer, flirting with her like crazy and actually trying to hold her hand.

*Sasori narrowed his eyes at the man and grumbled, "Kakuzu." No answer. He turned to see him half asleep and tossed the bottle of lotion at him. The miser woke up with a grunt and growled, "What?"

"Don't look now, but Olivia is being hit on." Kakuzu whipped his line of sight to see some guy trying to hold his woman's hand and getting WAY too close for his liking.

He was going to nip this in the bud. He shot out of the chair, marching straight up to them and stood there glaring. "Having fun are we?"

Olivia sighed with relief and looked at him as the other guy did, but with a frown. "Yes we are, so if you don't mind we would like to have some more."

The miser was not amused and growled, "Not with my woman you're not!" The other stood up and scoffed, "You actually expect me to believe she's with you of all people?" Olivia sweat dropped and stood up as well, backing away from the two angry men.

"What's that crack suppose to mean?" "It's fairly obvious, why would she want someone as ugly as you than me?" This guy has NO clue who he's messing with.

Kakuzu's rage was boiling, trying his upmost hardest not to kill the guy right on the spot until his lover snapped, "He's not ugly and I don't appreciate you mocking him either!"

"I apologize but it's true." She glared and jabbed a finger in his chest, "Shows what you know. No one calls my man ugly and gets away with it pal!"

He gawked at her, "You actually are with him?" "Yes I am and proud of it!" He turned up his nose and shrugged, "Oh well, if an old man is what you want then be my quest whore."

Kakuzu snapped and grabbed the man by the throat, "You're going to regret calling her that!" He punched the guy clear down the shoreline and he kept going until he was out of sight.

"You shouldn't have done that Kakuzu." "He deserved it." He took her hand and led her back to his seat.

She hugged and kissed him before she went to tan, "Don't let what he said bother you, I love you just like you are."

He smirked, "I'm glad you find me attractive." She giggled, "Of course I do, why wouldn't I?" Sasori and Deidara just stared with smirks, "Unless stitches turn you off."

Kakuzu glared at the red head but Olivia smiled, "Nah, I think they're sexy just like Deidara thinks wood is."

The miser howled with laughter as the blonde about got up to get her but his lover used his threads to keep him still.

"She has a point brat, even though that's a bit farfetched. I do use that jutsu to make me human you know." Olivia nodded, "I know but I just wanted to see what Dei would do." "Unfortunately you can't since Danna has me held down un."

*The day went by fast, everyone trying to get their tan, playing some games, swimming, and more. Even Sasori finally loosened up by then, participating along with Kakuzu who seemed to be fairly content with everything now.

Aside from Hidan trying to hunt down the fucker, that hit on his woman and called his man ugly.

It was easy to distract him, most of them getting all 'unbearably romantic' as Madara put it when the sun set.

Kisame and Itachi walked along the shore hand in hand. Deidara was leaning against Sasori on a beach blanket just watching the scenery.

Zetsu was doing the same thing with Tobi a little further off, holding his lover against his chest.

Kakuzu was walking along the shore as well, with both his lovers on either side of him with their arms linked to his own. He did find it cute to say the least and felt relaxed.

Madara watched all the love birds from his room with a frown, "Hmph, I should have known this would've happened."

He plopped on the bed grumbling, "I'm getting sick of being left out all the time, even though that romantic crap is for weaklings."

He scowled at the ceiling. At least they still are vicious killers and doing their missions accordingly without distractions.

He sat in deep thought before getting an evil smirk, "If I can't get any affection tonight, then I'll just have to use a little force."

TBC: What is Madara planning now? Find out on next chapter XD

Also, Olivia's punishment happens as well hehehe