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A/N: [[Watching Evita Mmmm]] xD Anyways I Know it's been about forty dozen years before i have updated it's just that i've been grounded and busy and all kinds of shit so yea Here it is ;D

Mello awoke to a very beat up looking Near sleeping soundly next to him. He sat up and grabbed his head, what happened? Oh yea...he had total angst sex with Near. Mello felt sort of bad but the guilt went away once the albino awoke and he was back to being annoyed. Near looked at Mello shrugged and got up to place his boxers back on his ass. Mello stretched and dressed in black boxers as he itched his chest and smelled his pits. "Sssshhooo," he flinched away "I need a shower," he said walking towards the bathroom and shutting the door as he turned the warm water on and, you know the deal. Near smelled his arm pits out of curiousity and made a face of disgust. "A shower would be nice..." he whispered to himself. He started walking towards the bathroom with a slight limp for his ass was in major pain. Mello lathered himself up and rinsed and quickly washed his hair and got out of the shower and put his towel around his waist as he walked out to the room and Near was caught of guard and blushed madly. Mello smirked and pointed to the shower "Bathrooms open," he said dropping the towel and putting on his boxers and sat on his bed and picking up a notepad and pen and began doodling aimlessly. Near nodded and walked towards the bathroom with his normal attire and headed toward the shower. As he got into the hot water and washed off the evidence of sex, whilst doing so he found many different purple marks all over his pale body and Near sighed. "Great.." he whispered into the water his forehead againest the tile wall his hands agaienst the wall as the water hit him. He was so dizzy he didnt know if he'd even be able to stay awake.

Near finally decided to get out of the shower and grabbed his towel and began drying himself off. He took the towel to his white hair and began to shake with the stress that was flowing through his body. He dropped the towel on the ground on his pale feet, and he stumbled around looking for something to hold on to. Near was worried, did he get some kind of STD from Mello? No not possible, maybe the fact that he had slept with Mello was just the part that was freaking him out. "You ok in there?" he heard Mello say from outside the bathroom door. Near's head was spinning all around and he couldnt even look around his eyes were rolling into the back of his head. This dramatic display was to much that he couldnt even speak instead he decided to scream hoping to be rescued from this nightmare. Near slowly slid to the floor as the door flung open, "Near?" Mello asked in worry, Near couldnt hear anymore all his senses were gone as his eyesight went black...

Matt POV

Is it just me or did I just hear a scream? 'Oh, Well," I thought as i didn't actually care, it was probably just someone seeing a spider. I was playing Kingdom Hearts 358/2 days on my black and red DS. "FUCK!" I scream as i am killed for the 37th time today. This fucking game is difficult even on normal mode. I was pissed as my keyblade missed the target and i growled out loud and then BAP! Hit again and my HP goes down. "Mother Fucker i swear to fucking cock suck god if i die ONE MORE TIME i'm going to fucking have Mello blow this fucking thing to pieces!" I nearly crush the system in my hands. I breathe slowly as i hit the target, once, twice, thrice, whats after thrice? Fourice? BAP! BAP! BAP! "FUUUUUUCKING WHORE BAG!" I scream at the game knowing it could care less if i shattered this DS right now. I breathe intensely, I'm sure the old man would be pissed if i came to him needing another replacement for a game station that i happen to break due to being pissed off at it. I've broken about...78 game stations and games and I'm jobless again and it's not MY fault that these fucking people make these games so...BAP BAP BAP! "OH COME ON!" I shake the DS and slap myself in the face "Get it together Matt," i say calmly and I set the game down as I light some soothing insense. I breathe in the air and it soothes me easily I go and pick up the game and surely enough after about 15 minutes of working hard and consintration it all pays off in the end. "YES BITCH FUCKING SUCK MY DIIIICK!" I cabbage patch around the room.

"Jesus Matthew will you shut the fuck up?" a girl from the doorway says. I look over to see no other than Misa and I raise an eyebrow.

"What the hell?" I asked in shock. "Weren't you dead?"

"Nope was saved apparently i am very fortunate that I was revived," she smiled and Matt rolled his eyes.

"What do you want Misa?" I asked looking back at my game as the review screen of my mission was waiting for me to move on, my left eye twitched.

"Well I was wondering if Light was around i havent seen him in ages," she smiled softly.

"He's dead Misa, Remember?" I looked as i was reliving the pain of losing my friend. Her eyes went wide and tears fell silently.

"H-How?" she asked threatening to fall to her knees.

"They found out he was Kira and he was exicuted didnt you hear on the news?" I asked.

"No i was in Hong-Kong doing a photo shoot and working on my new book i haven't had time for news," more tears fell.

"Oh..well yea he's dead," I shrugged hoping she wouldn't notice the hurt in my eyes. Misa looked down at her feet.

"Wow..." a tear fell onto my wooden floor. "How...how are Near and Mello taking it?" she asked in a whisper and I shrugged.

"Their hanging in there, L just recently commited suicide so it's been hard for all of us losing both of them," I felt something wet fall down my cheek. Misa gasped and looked up.

"Not L Too?" she asked in desperation. I nodded silently due to if i were to speak i'm sure a sob would break loose. It was quiet for a long time til tthe sound of sirens was heard out front and i looked around. "What was that?" Misa asked just as curious. I shrugged.

"I dunno," Then the doorway contained of Watari.

"Near just collapsed we have to take him to the hospital now," he said in a panic. I was shocked, i've never seen the old man in such panic since he found L dead in his room. I bolted past Misa and out the door to the ambulance outside, Mello was standing there his face twisted in shock. "Mello What happened to Near?" I asked as i ran up to the stunned blonde.

"I...I don't know he went to shower then he took forever so i went to see if he was ok and i heard him scream so i ran in to see if he was ok and he was on the ground so i ran and got Watari," he said his voice dull and emotionless. I patted his back.

"It'll be ok," I tried to tell him. All though i wasn't as sure of it myself.

The whole day was kind of a blur as we arrived at the hospital. We were sitting in the waiting room for about 5 hours as they ran tests on Near. Finally I just couldn't help it and i fell asleep in my chair.

"Can I see the guardian of Nate River?" the doctor asked as he walked out and looked around the patients. Watari stood up and shook Matt. Technically he was the legal guardian that L and Light left them with. Matt opened his eyes and shook his head. "Wha?" he asked dazzed.

"The doctor needs to see you Matt," he told him and Matt nodded as he stood up, stretched, yawned and followed the doctor into Near's room.

"What's your name sir?" he asked Matt.

"Matt," he said and the doctor sighed.

"Your birth name," he said to the red head and he nodded with an 'Oooh' .

"Mail Jeeves," he said calmly looking at Near's sleeping face.

"Ok Mr. Jeeves, well we ran some tests and it looks like Nate has a stomach virus," he said looking at his chart and lifting his glasses.

"So like the flu?" Matt asked crossing his arms.

"No, it's more temporary than the Flu and more harmful, he'll have to stay here in the hospital til it passes," he said looking up at Matt.

"Ok..so is it contagious do we have to worry about disinfecting our house or not?" he asked curious.

"No it's very rare and only comes around if the patient has been exposed to someone's blood that contains to much sugar," he said and raised an eyebrow.

"The only one who eats a butt load of sugar is Miheal infact he's the only one who eats sugar in the house well besides his ex- foster father Lawliet," he said solemnly.

"What happened to this Lawliet man?" he asked curiousity filling his eyes. Matt shrugged.

"He commited suicide after his lover was executed,"

"I'm sorry for your loss may I ask what is lover did?" the man really was nosey but Matt liked the personality he had.

"Um, Light Yagami was his lover and he commited mass murder, he was...Kira," he said scratching the back of his neck nervously.

"Wow that's so fascinating I'd been a Kira fan and I watched the execution me and my wife were devistated, you see my twin boy and girl had been murdered by a crazed man and Kira had taken his life and we felt that he was god for watching after us," the doctor sighed. "I'm terribly sorry for the loss of your family members but back to business, Do you know if young Nate here was exposed to any of, Miheal was it? blood," he asked looking at Matt and at his chart.

"Not that I know of but I'll go and ask him if you'd like," Matt told the doctor.

"Actually just bring him in here I'll talk to him," Matt nodded and walked out and looked around the room for Mello and saw him sitting in a chair staring at his gun lighter. "Mells doctor wants to talk to you," Matt sat next to him and Mello nodded standing up and walking to the door Matt just exited. "you wanted to see me doc?" Mello's hair was messed up and uneven always has been since the explosion and his scar was still very evident of his face as he was wearing a baggy black shirt and leather pants with flip flops.

"Yes from what Mail told me..."

"Mail?" Mello asked not knowing anyone's real name but his own.

"The red head? Your guardian?" he raised an eyebrow.

"Oh Matt I didn't know his name was Mail hah weird so anyways," he shook it off.

"Yes anyways, Has Nate been exposed to your blood?" he asks and Mello blushed bright red.

"Uh...y-yea," he stammered.

"And how was he exposed to your blood Mr. Miheal," the doctor who's name tag read Mr. Lynn and Mello blushed further.

"Call me Mello," he mumbled looking down art his feet.

"Yes ok Mello how was Nate exposed to your blood and or possibly consume it," he asked again.

"We...um...had...sex," he mumbled lowly.

"Hm? I couln't hear you," he said raising his eyebrow.

"We had SEX OK!" he yelled at the doctor. Mr. Lynn's eyes widen and then he composed himself.

"And was it S&M?" he asked unfased.

"No...but it was very angsty," mello was blushing further as he wouldnt look at the doctor.

"I see well try not to let it happen again," Mello nodded and walked out his face beat red and he walked straight for the door. "Mello where are you going?" Matt asked.

"Home," he walked out the door and as soon as he was out of sight he lit a cigarette and took a long drag. "ahhh this is rediculous fucking doctor asking me personal questions about my life," he let out a long puff of smoke and taking another drag. "Fucking idiots lucky i didn't have my gun on me," he walked half way home and saw his landlord. "Mother Fucker..." he growled again tossing his cigarette on the ground and stepping on it putting it out. "What the fuck do you want Raoul?" he asked the mexican bastard.

"I want my rent!" he yelled a heavy accent.

"You can kiss my white ass!" he yelled at his landlord. Mello walked into his house and slammed the door behind him and heard Raoul yelling in spanish outside. Mello grabbed his gun and walked back out to the front yard. Mello pointed the weapon straight at the man's face. "What the fuck did you say?"

"I'll call the cops," he panicked and Mello grinned.

"Not if you're dead," Raoul went wide eyed and he panicked.

"Y-you won't do it," he stuttered. Mello had his finger on the trigger making a clicking noise and Raoul flinched.

"Please just give me rent," he closed his eyes.

"We already paid your fucking rent you stupid douche bag," he placed his gun right on his cheek pressing hard.

"N-No y-you didn't," he was geniunely afraid for his life.

"Really?" he pressed his finger further on the trigger.

"OK! OK! you did you did my wife wanted to see if you'd hand over more money I sorry i did not mean it," his spanish accent shaking and Mello grinned.

"That's what i thought now get the fuck out of here you stupid ass," he said pushing him away and onto the ground as Raoul scrambled to his feet and ran off. Mello walked back in and set his unloaded gun on the side table by the door as he laughed bitterly. "Dip shit," he said sitting on the couch and turning on the TV," he saw a black notebook on the table and picked it up, no title or anything but was a black notebook. "Watari left his notebook here? That's unreal," he chuckled setting it down lifting his feet onto the coffee table and watching the show. After the show was threw Mello flipped threw the channels. "Hey Pimp My ride is on," he smiled clicking it and watching it as he sang along to the theme song. "Hey there Mello whatcha watching," a familiar voice said to Mello. He froze and looked to his right. Sure enough.

"Fucking christ Ryuk you scared me shitless," the Shinigami laughed harshly. "And how the hell are you here and why do i see you?"

"You picked up my death Note that i happened to accidently drop on your coffee table," he grinned making his already huge smile even more massive.

"Why Ryuk?" he asked slightly irritated.

""Well i was hoping...you could entertain me," his smile menicing...

A/N: DUN DUN DUUUUN Ryuk's bored again, Near's in the hospital and Raoul was threatened with an UNLOADED GUN :O! Oh my so much drama what will happen NEXT STAY TUNED ;D Also sorry for GRAMMER or SPELLING errors i'm using WordPad so nooo Spellcheck

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