Chapter 4! XD

THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER!

America grumbled as he sat on a chair, that was beside Canada, and watched from a distance. I can't stand it! I can't stand it! I CAN'T STAND IT! the boy thought.

And it was all because I agreed to this.

Yesterday:

"Alfred, I'm sorry but ill have to take you tomorrow with me."

"Huh?!" America asked as his eyes widened.

The man's face became sorry, "We'll you see, I can't really leave you here by yourself, I know you're a big boy,"

I'm more than a thousand years old, the boy grumbled mentally.

"But I don't want you to be alone here all by yourself."

America protested, "B-But,"

"Please?"

America gulped, Oh gods, not those eyes, please not those- "A-Alright," the boy answered with a grumble.

Matthew smiled as he embraced the boy, "Don't worry, after I'm done, I'll take you anywhere you want!"

"Really?!" Alfred exclaimed as he looked at Matthew in the eyes.

"Yes!"

"YAY!"

I swear to that polar bear, he's never going to be able to bribe me with anything ever again! America thought murderously as he sipped his boxed juice.

Earlier:

They were on their way to the meeting, holding each others hands.

Canada has been more noticed today! He had been flirted by France for more than ten times today! Scolded by England three times,and not as America, mind you! He's been fawned all over by that Italian head-to-toe, America never knew that the Italian was fond of kids! Germany talked to Canada without mistaking him for America! Hell, he was even noticed by Belarus! That scary lady talked him for having a kid with him, though she was rather annoyed since the boy looked like a certain someone his brother fought in war a long time ago, but nonetheless she liked Canada for a moment!

America made another promise to himself.

I'm never coming with Canada in a meeting ever again!

"Kyaa! Canada, when did you have a new state?" Hungary squealed.

Canada quickly shushed the lady as he placed an arm over her shoulder.

America's eyes twitched harshly.

"He doesn't know we're countries! Also I told him I'm going to a business meeting." Canada whispered to Hungary.

"So he's a human? He's not a state or a nation?" The female asked.

The blonde nodded, "Yes, I found him shivering and crying on my door step."

"Oh dear, that's sad." The brunette exclaimed as she placed her fingers on her mouth.

The Canadian can only nod.

Hungary giggles as she took out her camera, "You know, he's a real cutie! I wanna take a picture of him!"

Canada sweat dropped as the females passion for anime and children surfaced, "We-Well, you have to ask him first, I mean, I don't really think he'd-"

Hungary pouted as she latched to Canada's arms, chest squishing to the blonde nations arm, "Oh come on! You can do this for me right? Pretty please?" The female asked as she made a cute pout and batted her eye lashes.

Canada's face turned completely red.

America gritted his teeth his finger tightening its grip to the juice box squishing it in the process. His mind was wondering or planning as to how he can kill the female for being so close to Canada, to HIS Canada.

"Wh-Why don't you ask him?" The blonde nation gulped, his face getting redder.

The brunette squealed as she let go, "Okay~!" She then went to Alfred, introducing her name was Elizabeth and that she's Canada's friend.

Canada was then left alone clinging to his chest, his blush still not disappearing.

America ignored Hungary and let her take as many pictures as she wanted. He had more stuff to focus on, his brother specifically, then his eyes widened.

"Canada-cha~n! Help me!" A voice squeaked as bounces accompanied the voice, and they were not basket ball, volley ball, or beach ball bounces.

"Huh? What's wrong Miss Uk- MMPFH!" Canada looked up to see the owner of the voice only to be squished and suffocated by gigantic breasts.

"Canada-cha~n! Korea is fondling me again!" The woman exclaimed.

"Mmrrpphhff!" The nation mumbled.

America's anger meter is steadily getting higher.

Suddenly, a nation with black hair and a curl with long sleeves appeared, leaping to Ukraine.

"Your breasts are mine!" The nation exclaimed.

"Noo!" Ukraine squeaked as she covered her chest with an arm and tried to push the boy with the other.

What she didn't know is Canada's respiratory parts were still inside her chest, rapidly making the boys face bluer every second passing, his air supply completely gone.

America was about to stand up when a certain brunette ushered him to sit down for a little more. Dammit, I never expected this!

He was the charm attracter for Canada, he's noticed this ever since try we're kids. Whenever America is close to Canada, he gets noticed, and due to America being selfish, he tried to stay as much distance from Canada to keep him from being noticed, though he does make it all up to the other blonde nation by coming over to his house often, or hanging out with him whenever they're all alone.

America then face palmed as he saw another nation enter the room, Oh gods, not that dumbass!

A loud hissing laughter was then heard from Canada's side, "Kesesese! Hey giant boobie lady! You're suffocating my awesome birdie!" Prussia exclaimed as he came untold.

I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN CALL CANADA WITH A POSSESSIVE USAGE! I'LL HAVE TO BUY THAT WORD IF I HAVE TOO! America screamed mentally while baring his teeth like a rabid dog in the process.

"Eh? Kyaa! Canada-chan! Are you okay?!" The female exclaimed as she successfully smacked Korea unconscious. She then pulled the blonde nation from her chest giving him the golden chance of breathing again.

"I-I thought I was going to die," the man exclaimed as his eyes rolled upwards.

"Iyaa-!" The female screamed thinking the nation was dead.

"Kesesesese! Come here Birdie! I'll make you all better!" Prussia exclaimed as he grabbed Canada in the waist very, very, very close to his bottoms.

THAT ASS IS MINE! OH THAT IDIOT IS SO GOING DOWN! America screamed as his eyes went on fire.

Japan, who was going through his files, saw a new face. A new yet familiar one as well.

Italy, who was sitting right beside him, leaned over as he asked Japan a question, "Japan, are you-a okay?"

"I'm okay Itary-kun, it's just I'm wondering who's that new boy." The man asked as he pointed at a boy who sat on a chair gritting its teeth.

"Oh that's-a Alfred!" The Italian exclaimed.

"Alfred?" The Japanese asked in confusion.

"Apparently he's a human who Canada took-a care for a while-a!" The brunette cheerfully explained further.

"So Canada-kun is taking care of him right now?" The man asked.

"Yeah-a! Also, we should call-a ourselves human names! Cana told us to! I'm Feliciano!" The man with a curl said happily as he flailed his arms.

"I-I see." Japan said as he glanced at the boy once more, his smile growing amused every second that passes.

"Alright everyone, lets end this unnecessary events and get on with the meeting." England exclaimed as he entered the room.

Canada gave a sigh of relief as he knew he was going to be saved from this madness. He then looked around as he took a seat, it's odd. It feels like there was someone missing. For the whole meeting, Canada fidgeted, his head turning to all sides keeping an eye on the doors.

Alfred noticed that Canada was wary and asked the man what's wrong. "Matthew, are you okay?"

Matthew scratched his cheek as his brows furrowed, he leaned to Alfred and whispered, "Im waiting for someone."

Alfred's eyes widened, COULD HE BE WAITING FOR ME?! "Uhm, who are you waiting for?" The boy asked excitedly.

Matthew blushed as he twiddled with his thumbs, "Uhm, I'm-I'm waiting for- EEP!" The Canadian yelped as he was suddenly sat on by Russia.

"R-Russia y-you're hea-v-y!" The Canadian exclaimed breathlessly.

The Russian just giggled as he continued to sit on Canada, either he's doing it on purpose or he's really deaf, Canada never knew.

America wasn't pleased, he hasn't been happy ever since he arrived in this god awful meeting. And Russia sitting on Canada isn't making him any happier.

Okay Plan A: Im going to scream at Russia for sitting on Canada, but wait, that would mean him killing me. America remembered one of Latvia's tales about Russia stretching him. As America pictures the thought, he felt shivers run his spine.

That was a failure, Alright Plan B: I cry, which means Canada has to take me out, and I can suggest we go home! Yeah that sounds like a good- He was cut off when he saw how determined Canada was working and sighed on his seat.

Plan C: Shut my damn trap and wait for till this meeting is over.

And he stuck with Plan C.

But before he left the meeting. He made sure those who we're with Canada suffered for a bit.

He broke Hungary's camera when she wasn't looking. That's not even enough for what she's done!She seduced Canada! SHE SEDUCED HIM! The blonde nation thought as he stomped at the camera till it was broken to millions of tiny pieces.

He felt kind of sorry for Ukraine, she was the victim after all, so he just let her get chased by Korea once more.

Prussia was a different case. America made sure it was torture for him, he placed a bottle of laxatives in Prussia's beer, resulting to him running for the bathroom for more than thirty times.

And lastly, Russia. He placed glue all over Russia's chair, a very very sticky one too. He made sure that Russia will be "comfortable" in his new seat, since he won't be able to move for a while.

Let's just say Russia, wasn't able to go to the bathroom on time.

Japan who had been sitting silently just looked at the new boy that was beside what's-his-name-again-san.

America sighed irritably as he washed his hands in the bathroom. Finally! The meeting was actually over! That British old man should talk faster!

"America-san, that's you isn't it?" Japan asked as he approached America from the back.

America's face paled.

DUN DUN DUN! JAPAN KNOWS!XD

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