B.P.O.V.
Why the hell did we ever agree to go on this trip? Emmett is so damn annoying I could just rip his head off, but I think Jacob is already thinking about doing that, because he is inching toward that moron like a vampire hunts its prey.
"Well, at least we talked him out of traveling commando," Edward whispered in my ear as the bunch of us ran through the forest. It's true, Emmett was the last one ready tom go, and if Edward hadn't read his mind, he would have come downstairs naked. Ewe, just the thought makes me want to shiver. Although, he's not really much better now in his camouflage suit and black face paint, not to mention the face that he just happens to be skipping and singing, "I'm frolicking through the forest; I'm frolicking through the forest." Damn I wish he'd just shut up. (A/N this is going to go on for a while, so I think I'll let you keep your sanity and fast-forward a little).
E.P.O.V.
Thank goodness, we're finally here! I don't have to put up with Emmett's shit anymore. Huh, looks like everyone else is thinking the same thing .Go figure. I'll just grab Bella's hand, and we'll all walk inside.