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England and America
When Oliver found out about the new land, he knew that the hunt was on. Whoever managed to find the new Nation first would get to claim the Nation's territory.
Finally, someone he could instruct in the art of torture. Someone that he could call a 'little brother'.
Of course, when he found the new land, he considered denying the fact that he ever found him.
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Of course, Allen would decide to be rowdy on the one day Oliver decided to sleep. Really, what was he doing? It sounded like he was deliberately banging on every wall in the house Oliver had built, with the help of his brothers.
And the yelling. Let's not even get started on the yelling.
Oliver buried his face deeper into the pillows, hoping that he would finally be able to block out the sound and go to sleep.
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When France came to visit with his new colony, he actually asked the Frenchman if he wanted to trade. Or perhaps if he wanted to take America as well.
France watched as the American and Canadian wrestled, before he turned to England.
"You're on your own," Francois said.
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Oliver had allowed Spain to take America, but that only lasted about a week before Spain gave the American back.
"My method of discipline won't work on that crazy chico," Spain had told him.
"What?" England asked. "But, why not?"
"Because, Inglaterra, he likes pain, and it would seem that he acts up in hopes of being in pain. He's too strong for me to beat him to unconsciousness. Also, I think he might like that other colony of mine, Mexico."
"You mean, like a crush?"
"Something like that. She enjoys inflicting pain, and he enjoys experiencing pain."
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England was surprised by how fast America had grown, and had started cheering inwardly. It would only be a matter of time before America would want to be his own, independent Nation.
So when that day came, England was more than happy to give the American his independence, and he left the New World, returning to the sadists of Europe, where he knew their methods of torture.
He would even welcome a war against France, Portugal and Spain, if it meant that he wouldn't have to deal with America again.
Basically, while Alfred was being fought over, no one wanted Allen once they realised what he was like. Marco, Alejandro and Francois were used to beating their colonies into submission, so when they learned that Allen was a masochist, they didn't bother because they were used to their own methods and didn't want to try a new one.