ANOTHER POINTLESS DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything. Everything except the plot and the idea to turn Duke Gareth into a crazy transvestite belongs to the one and only Tamora Pierce, and always will.
A/N: I'm sooooooooo sorry about the lateness of this chapter. I was planning on having Cinderalanna finished Friday night and starting the sequel (info at the end of the next chapter!) Sunday afternoon. Well, at the time I'm writing this, it's 3 PM on Sunday, so I'm a bit behind. So I'm planning on adding the two final chapters today (sorry if I can't do that! I'm rather busy, but I'll try!) and I'll have the sequel out ASAP. Please read my A/N at the end of the story, too. It answers some questions I've gotten from reviewers. Thanks and enjoy!
UPDATE: Because of document manager being down, this isn't getting up until Monday. Sorry!
Chapter 4: Doing Chores and Gifted GodmothersIt's now noon of the day after our last chapter ended...
Cinderalanna: [making lunch]
Ralonetta: [walks in] Hey, let me help you with that!
Cinderalanna: You're actually going to help me? Not knock it off the stove?
Ralonetta: Would I, your beloved sister, lie to you? [bats eyelashes] [thinking: MUAHAHAHA!]
Cinderalanna: Well, subtract the beloved part...and the sister part...and the answer is...YES! Now go away.
Ralonetta: Oh, FINE! Be that way! [storms off, accidentally-yes, REALLY accidentally-knocking the pot off the stove, spraying bits of cinnamon and asparagus all over the kitchen floor]
Cinderalanna: You'd better clean that up, Ralonetta! And while you're at it, you can make the asparagus soup, too, since you ruined it!
Ralonetta: NO WAY! You made that mess!
Cinderalanna: ME? YOU knocked it off the stove yourself!
Ralonetta: DID NOT! You knocked it off on accident and you're blaming ME to get out of your work!
Duchess Garetha: [walks in] Children, children! What are you two so worked up about? [thinking: MUAHAHAHA!]
Cinderalanna: Ralon spilled-
Ralonetta: RALONETTA!
Cinderalanna: Oh, just shut UP already!
Ralonetta: I don't have to shut up if I don't want to!
Cinderalanna: Oh yes, you do! I might not have Lightning but I can still beat you up! [starts to go after Ralonetta]
Ralonetta: MOOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! [runs away sobbing]
Duchess Garetha: [calls after him...erm...her...erm...him...] I'm right here, my poor darling baby! [turns to Cinderalanna angrily] YOU!
Cinderalanna: Moi?
Duchess Garetha: First you try to get him, er, her, to do your chores! Then you try to beat her up! You're a mean old bully! MUAHAHAHA! MEAN OLD BULLIES ARE FORCED TO BE QUEEN! MUAHAHAHA!
Cinderalanna: EEK!
Duchess Garetha: One more slipup like that and you're going to the ball, missy!
Cinderalanna: Yessir. Er, Yes ma'am.
5 PM that afternoon...
Cinderalanna: [scrubbing floors]
Rogerina: Oh, hi, Cinderalanna. Let me help you. [Thinking: MUAHAHAHA!]
Random People: Awww! Kodak moment!
Cinderalanna: You know that joke is dead and rotting.
Random People: We're just not appreciated anymore...[they leave]
Rogerina: Anyway, sister dearest, I would love to assist you! [thinking: MUAHAHAHA!]
Cinderalanna: Yeah. My other "sister dearest" helped me earlier...RIGHT INTO JON'S ARMS!
Rogerina: FINE, then. [dumps flowerpot onto the floor-NOT accidentally- spraying bits of dirt all over the place]
Cinderalanna: See? That's exactly what she did!
Duchess Garetha: Did I hear the sound of someone not doing her chores?
Cinderalanna: I'M FED UP WITH YOU PEOPLE! [throws dirt in Garetha's face]
Duchess Garetha: YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT! MUAHAHAHA!
Ibn Nazzir: [rides in on a broomstick] YOU SHALL BE CORRUPTED! MUAHAHAHA!
Harry Potter: Give me back my Nimbus Two Thousand! [they both run outside, screaming at each other]
Cinderalanna: Well, that was random.
Duchess Garetha: You're telling me. MUAHAHAHA!
Rogerina: Where were we?
Cinderalanna: I just threw dirt in Garetha's face.
Rogerina: Oh yeah.
Duchess Garetha: HOW DARE YOU?
Cinderalanna: Oh, come on. Am I supposed to go through this whole story and not lose my temper? I'm the Lioness, for Mithros' sake!
Duchess Garetha: Point taken. BUT YOU'RE STILL GOING TO THE BALL!
Cinderalanna: NOOOOO! [runs away sobbing]
7 PM...
Duchess Garetha: Cinderalanna? Are you ready? The coachman is here!
Cinderalanna: [walks out of her room in her dress, sooty and ripped] I'm going like this or not at all!
Duchess Garetha: Too bad you forgot I'm Gifted. [Yellow fire drifts from his fingers to Cinderalanna's dress, turning it into a beautiful, clean bright yellow gown.]
Cinderalanna: NO! [starts sobbing and runs to the garden, stumbling blindly until she stops to sit at a bench]
Suddenly...
Myles: [appears wearing a pink tutu] Oh, Cinders, do not fear! Your Gifted Godmother is here!
Cinderalanna: Why are all the men in this story cross dressers?
Myles: Because since the Almighty Author is using only Song of the Lioness characters, and you hung out with only males for 8 years...well, let's just say there's a significant deficiency of females.
Cinderalanna: Point taken. So, are you here to get me out of the ball?
Myles: Of course not! I'm here to let you go, instead of your mean family imprisoning you in the cellar!
Cinderalanna: What cellar? And I-
Myles: The cellar they locked you in of course!
Cinderalanna: But they-
Myles: Don't stand up for them, dear. Horrible people. Now where was I? Oh, yes, you're going to the ball.
Cinderalanna: But I-
Myles: I know, dear. You can't go looking like that. Yellow's a horrible color for you! [changes Cinderalanna's dress to purple]
Cinderalanna: But you-
Myles: No need to thank me.
Cinderalanna: But I-
Myles: Have no way to get there? How silly of me. [looks around] There must be something I could turn into a carriage...
Cinderalanna: But I...
Myles: Oh, here we go! [turns a loaf of pumpernickel bread into a carriage]
Cinderalanna: But there's-
Myles: No horses? You need to work on grammar, dear. It's but there aren't any horses. [turns some mice into horses, and a dog into a coachman]
Cinderalanna: But I-
Myles: Need a footman? Demanding little thing, aren't you?
Cinderalanna: BUT I-
Myles: No need to shout, Alanna. [turns a cat into a footman] Happy now?
Cinderalanna-This is-
Myles: The best day of your life? Don't mention it. [shoves Cinderalanna into the carriage] And just to be sure your family doesn't spoil your fun, you can't leave until MIDNIGHT! Have a nice time, dear! [the coach starts to move]
Cinderalanna: Well, that was pointless...
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A/N: Thank you to all my reviewers! And in response to Zella, yes I am using only SotL characters in Cinderalanna. In my next fic, Cinderalanna's sequel (starring Daine) Immortals characters will be added. I'll tell you more about that fic in my next A/N. Thank you again to all my reviewers, see you soon!
