A/N: Hi everyone! I'm back! I doubt anyone even remembers me...DX BUT FOR EVERYONE WHO'S FOLLOWING ME OR THIS STORY I HAVE CONTROL OVER YOUR INBOX! MWAHAHAHAHA!

As always, I don't own Alois or any Kuroshitsuji character.

Hello, all! Alois here, ready to answer some questions~! (Takes out index cards)

If you have a sister (a real sister), will you treat her the same as your younger brother, Luka?

-Mikachan

That's kinda tough, honestly. I mean, I never really thought about having a sister, so...maybe.

What would you do if Hannah could turn you into a demon? Seduce Ciel?

-happycat

Well, yes. But I would also get my revenge on his ridiculous butler for stealing him away!

What would you think/do if Ciel got turned in to a Neko?

-Panda

Rape him, of course! I mean, who wouldn't?

Claude: I wouldn't turn down such an offer. (Adjusts glasses) However some spider clothing would be nice...

Alois: WHY ARE YOU HERE?! GET OUT! (Pushes him away) Sorry this was short and boring...I'm not really a morning person! I'll get better, just ask more questions! Byeee~!