Scene 11
(Lantis is found, walking around in circles, dragging a plastic chain with a big black ball tied on it.)
Lantis: (unemotionally) Oh, gee, I am trapped in a dungeon. Oh, please someone save me.
Tarta: LANTIS! MORE EMOTION!!!!
Lantis: (ignores Tarta) Oh, please let someone come and save –
Tarta: LOUDER! MORE EMOTION! NOW!!!
Lantis: (gets pissed off and hops around, acting childish) Oh, boy, oh boy!! I'm stuck in a dungeon! Jeepers! I'm the luckiest boy in the world!!! Gee, I wonder when they would come and execute me! Jeepers! I can't wait!
Ascot: Okay, not THAT emotional.
Lantis: (mutters) Make up your mind.
(Suddenly, something bounces off of Lantis' forehead, making him squeal like a girl.)
Lantis: (screaming like a girl) AAAAAAH! Something hit me, mommy! Something bouncy, fluffy and dis – wait a minute! (looks down on floor)
Mokona: Pu, pu, pu!
Lantis: MOKONA! YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEARTATTACK!
Mokona: (cheerfully) Pu, pu, pu!!
Lantis: Would you hurry up and set me free already!?
Mokona: (clueless) Pu, pu, pu?
Lantis: Fine! I'll do it myself! Worthless animal. (grabs Mokona and stuffs Mokona in keyhole)
Mokona: Pu!!!! PU! PU!
Fuu: Oh my! Poor Sir Mokona!
Clef: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MOKONA?!?!?!
(Lantis finally hears a click and the pastic lock opens.)
Lantis: AHA! Now, we'll blast our way through –
Eagle: (dressed in a funky costume and has a funky old voice) Oh, give it up boy.
Lantis: (sees "old man" and screams like a girl) AHHHHHHH!!
Eagle: (alarmed) AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Lantis: Eagle?
Eagle: SHHHH!!!! Not so loud! I'm wearing a disguise!
Lantis: Oh, well…in that case, who the hell are you?!
Eagle: (puts on funky voice): A lowly prisoner like yourself. But together, perhaps we can be more!
Lantis: HAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm not working with an old man that's been rotting down here! They're all crazy and scary and they keep hallucinating and–
Zazu: (stuffed in a bag on Eagle's back) Yeah, yeah, we get your point.
Lantis: (points accusing finger at Eagle) You see!!! I'm starting to hear voices! I'm going to go crazy!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Eagle: …
Zazu: Eagle! Hurry up! I'm starting to malt!
Eagle: (shoves Zazu off of him) Ehem! There is a cave, BOY! A cave of wonders! Filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams! (shows Lantis a bunch of colorful rocks)
Lantis: They're…rocks.
Eagle: No, they're treasures!
Lantis: They're rocks! Are you trying to tell me that I don't know the difference between a rock and treasure?!
Eagle: TREASURES! THEY'RE GEMS!!!
Lantis: Rocks!
Eagle: Gems!
Lantis: Rocks!
Eagle: Gems!
Lantis: Rocks!
Eagle: Rocks!
Lantis: Gems! Hey…wait minute–
Eagle: Aha! See, you said it yourself. Now, shut up and pay attention. Now, these…gems may worth enough to impress your princess, I suppose.
Lantis: But the law says only–
Eagle: You've heard of the golden rule, haven't you? The one that has the gold makes the rules!
(Zazu puts an extremely ugly mask of Barney in front of Lantis and makes it smile.)
Lantis: AHHHHH!
Mokona: (pulling its head out of microscopic keyhole) PUUUUU!!!
Lantis: (gulps) So why are you sharing this great fortune with me? Besides, I don't trust creepy old men who have a face that looks like Barney.
Eagle: (flinch) A…As I was saying, I need a young lad with a strong back to do my dirty work.
Lantis: (mutters) Looney old man. Haven't you forgotten something? It's out there. We're in here, genius! I don't see any holes or passages to get out of!!!
Eagle: (glances around him and blasts open the wall) There is now.
Zazu: Now hurry up! We don't have all day you know!
Lantis: (grumbles) This better be worth it.