"You know Fred, as genius as it is, can't we just call Percy over here, push him in the pool, and then put the full body bind curse on him?" George said.
"Hmm….I like it," Fred said.
"So let's call Percy," George said.
5 minutes later…
"Percy? Percy, it's me Fred,"
Fred said, "Listen, we have some information about illegal things
going on at Hogwarts and we think you should know."
"Can't
you just tell me over the phone?" Percy whined.
"Oh no. Too dangerous. Besides, Mom and Dad are out so you don't have to worry," Fred said.
"Fine," Percy said.
20 minutes later…
Percy came in via floo, and he immediately started looking for Fred.
"I'm out in the garden," Fred called.
Percy marched out to the garden, and
began with, "What-"
But George jumped out and screamed,
"Petrificus totalus!" and Percy dropped to the ground.
Fred rolled Percy into the pool.
"That was a job well done, Fred," George said.
"Very well done, if I do say so myself," Fred said.
"So now what?" George said.
"We could prank call someone," Fred said.
"Good idea!" George said.
And then they rushed inside.
I know, I know, short chapter. I'm sorry. And yes, I am aware that the Weasleys do not own a phone. But this is AU…probably.
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