Their screams shrinked into mewls and suddenly the floor was a lot closer than it used to be. Goku blinked a couple of times and looked up at the table that he once towered above.
When did it get so big? And why the heck am I so hairy now?
He spun in a circle looking for Vegeta, only to find a very angry looking kitten with really spiky, black hair.
Hey Vegeta! Why are you a cat?
I'm not a cat you are idiot! Go look in a god dang mirror!
Meanwhile, Trunks and Goten were looking on with wonder and bewilderment. "Hey Goten that thing actually works!"
"Yeah! That looks awesome!" (Unless you're the ones who got blasted.)
"And now we should probably get outta here before my dad tries to throw a chi blast with his butt or something. What the heck are they even meowing about anyways." Goten looked at his dad, who was checking out his paws and didn't seem to care very much. Meanwhile, Vegeta was howling up a storm and his tail was now poofed up and looked mad enough to pop a blood vessel or throw up a hairball.
"Probably something stupid. Now let's get the heck outta here!"
The two kids dashed off leaving Goku and Vegeta to bicker and fight. Vegeta was currently trying to strangle Goku by the scruff the entire time furiously meowing, "Kakarott this is your fault!"
"What how is this my fault?!"
"Because it always is!" The Prince turned to swipe at Goku and caught him in the nose. He squealed and pounced on Vegeta angrily biting his ear and they tumbled down in a flurry of paws and tails. The two quarreling Saiyan cats rolled in front of a stand-up mirror and gasped, halting their quarrel. Vegeta had snow-white paws and a white tipped black tail. The rest of him was completely covered in fuzzy black fur, while Goku was a sleek orange tomcat with brown stripes and sky-blue eyes.
"Hahahaha Vegeta you look like a talking fuzzball!" Goku teased.
"Like you look any better, I'm probably like this since your stupidity is too much for my fur to handle."
"Hey that's not very nice!" He pouted and his stomach grumbled.
Vegeta groaned and glared at him. "Great now what are we supposed to eat?"
Goku shrugged and started for the door. "I'm gonna go look for food."
"Those two are dead once I get ahold of them." Vegeta grumbled.
Then they realized they couldn't open the door with paws. Or do anything that required hands at all. Finally, they just ended up shooting a chi blast with their mouths and blasting open the door. Who knew? Better than doing it with their butts at least. Turns out, getting down the stairs was not an easy task for kittens to accomplish, especially since they had just had a very unusual body change. Vegeta kept on tripping on his face (As if he wasn't short enough already), and Goku kept on whining about how hungry he was every single step down.
"Veeegeta I'm starving! I think I'm gonna die!" He collapsed dramatically and wailed with his paws over his face.
Vegeta bristled, he felt like clawing his own ears off. "Fine then! I'll help you get down these cursed stairs faster." He then proceeded to pounce on the larger Saiyan/cat's back and shoved him of the edge of the stair. He tumbled all the way to the bottom with a yowl and landed in a heap at the floor.
"Vegeta what the hell was that for?!" He growled, eyes narrowing to slits.
Meanwhile, Vegeta was laughing his furry little head of at the top and grinned triumphantly. "'Cause you're stupid that's why!" The Prince doubled over in laughter and almost tripped all the way down the stairs himself as if it was the best joke in all of history. "HAHAHAHAHA you should've seen the look on your face Kakarot! Idiot!"
Well they both learned a valuable lesson that day. Saiyans who had been turned into cats could transform into super saiyans if mad enough. Goku let out a scream and burst into an aura of golden light, his eyes turned a bright green and his fur was spiked and yellow. The usually calm Saiyan let out a hiss and flew up the stairs in a spitting ball of rage and proceeded to claw and pummel the living daylights out of Vegeta's backside. Finally, after a lot of loud shrieking and biting Goku had pinned his "friend" underneath him and was shredding his ears with his canines.
"Okay I give up just get off of me you oversized buffoon!" He was on the verge of tears after being clawed so many times and they didn't have the high pain tolerance they had when they were normal Saiyans. Also that the fact that Goku was two times stronger than he was in his current form including his size. The black kitten let out a whimper and collapsed on his paws in shame.
Goku powered down in confusion. He backed off of his back immediately and tried to comfort him the only way he knew a cat could. By licking him.
"The hell are you doing?!" Followed by a string of curses and a hissy fit. "I am the Prince of all Saiyans! I don't need a stinking third class to help me you piece of ****!"
I should really start counting the amount of times he says that everyday, he thought to himself. "Hey Vegeta."
"What?"
"I'm hungry."
"KAAAAAAAKKKKKAAAAARRRRRROT!"
