Heya! Seems like this fic finally got it loooooooooooong (I didn't expect to be so waited for it) expected chapter after so many months! Sorry for that, ya know, life is hard, I'm not really the kind that likes to write cuz I rather draw instal, but since we all share our love for Fairy Tail or better for Misty (let's bother him for a biiit more hehe) I will finish what started.

I plan to make at least more 2 chapters before to end this story to make it easier for me instal writing a long testament as final round.

What exactly made me to decide to continue this fic was not only for the reviews but also for the fact that Mystogan is kicked out both anime and manga. Howeeeeever, seems like we actually will see from him soon! Can't wait to check his king clothing. (will he wear that fancy dress like his dad? Aahahahahahahahaha!)

Now!

Will our renegade princy get his apples today? Of course nope, lol. Not definitely today, teh-teh!

Chapter 3: Unconfortable company

Mystogan knew that was a bad idea to get out of his confy bed today: first he ran out of apples, went to Magnolia to check in the guild not before to face a fruit merkat day, a jackpot just to raise his poor hunger and right after that, his guild was ALSO ran out of apples due to a food fight (we don't need to try to guess the responsables) and NOW the master made the favor to wake the whole guild while he was standing right in the middle of them! It could get worse?

Natsu: *YAWN* awww, great nap, nuthin' like being lazy before fire up, awwww...WHAT THE? GRAY, GET YOUR FRIGGIN PAWS FROM MY NOSE! (Gray: ZzZzZzZzZz) MOVE! (kicked him in the face to move from the table.)

Yeah they were sleeping on the table.

Gray: No...(grabed Natsu's scarf still in dreamland, taking it of him so suddenly that the pinky haired dragon boy landed in the floor)

The whole guild (except Mystogan of course, which apparently no one noticed him there yet): AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (pointing to Natsu, laughing like manics)

Natsu: YOU WALKING AIR CONDITIONAIR, GIMME MY SCARF, GEEZ! (trying to pull his scarf since Gray decided to use it as blanket)

Gray: ZzZzZ...gnn...(turned his back to Natsu and involuntarly moved his legs, hitting right in the dragon balls (XD!))

Male guild members: Ouch!

Natsu (instantly recovered): ARRRGH THAT'S IT!

5 seconds and a Fire Dragon Roar later...

Gray: GODDAMN NATSU, WHAT THE HELL YOU WERE THINKING FOR BARBECUE MY BUTT LIKE THAT?

Natsu: YOU ASKED FOR IT!

Guild members: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mystogan took this chance to buzz off in his most practical way: mist escape.

But Makarov saw this coming:

Makarov: Not so fast my son, hihi! (pulling a vaccum from nowhere, but for his surprise, Mystogan materialized so fast as when tried to left) aaaaawwwwww, you are no fun!

Mystogan's stomach: *Growl* (evident culprit for the failed fast escape, ahaha)

Lucy: Huh? What was that?

Then, ONLY NOW the whole guild realized who was among them.

Gildarts: Hehehe, how akward, right Mystogan?

Almost the whole guild (Wendy and Charle obviously didn't know what's going on): MYSTOGAN?...(give them few seconds to remember Mystogan's fancy way to say hello to them) YOU PUNK!

Mystogan: …... (sweating rivers if wasn't wearing five layers of clothing)

Natsu and Erza: *viper glare to the poor prince* (the situation from VS Lacus before wasn't easily a forgettable one)

Makarov: Hey, hey, everyone, calm down, Mystogan didn't made anything wrong...

Almost the whole guild: HE PUT US ON DREAMLAND MORE THAN ONCE!

Makarov: …but that.

Gildarts: Pfff...(trying his very best to not laugh)

Makarov: Aw don't kill him, he is a good buddy, look at him!

Almost the whole guild: WORST EXCUSE EVER!

Gildarts: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Elfman: HEY, HE IS ESCAPING!

Mystogan: -_-U (he managed to slip from everyone and now was just one step from the main door)

Makarov: Mystogan you were looking for a job now, right?

Mystogan: (turned to him, nodding, almost visible tired and sick of the hunger)

Makarov: (smiling openly) So I know the perfect one for you! (pulls from nowhere a job poster which was written:

"MISSING PET COUGAR, MALE ADULT, WEARS A COLLAR WITH A BELL. EXTREMELY DANGEROUS DUE POSSIBLE LONG-TERM HUNGER! (Mystogan: "I know how it feels. -_-U" REWARD: TOO BIG TO PUT IN THIS POSTER, SUE ME! LOCALIZATION: APPLE FIELD"

I need to say that the last two words sounded like music to Mystogan's ears? :P

Mystogan: Interesting...may I take that request, master?

Makarov: I was right away handing it to Erza! Natsu's team is up to let you join them! =D

Natsu's team: EEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?

*CRACK!* (the whole guild turned stone in anime style)

The illusionary mage felt like stabbed. And sooo, slowly turned around and walked toward the exit but!

Makarov: Wait a sec, son.

Mystogan: "Goddamn luck"

Makarov: I think this a good chance to give some interaction to your teammates since you completely lack that. So I want you to go with th...(Mystogan resumed his walking)...okaaaaaaay, you know Mystogan, I could swear that spotted someoooone around Polyrusica's merkat stock back then (Mystogan stopped walking), fetching some apples, but she didn't noticed that very much because that someone kindly put some red painted peaches in their place (Mystogan: *sweatdrop*) gosh, I wonder how she will react if I accidently spill the beans...(smirking naughtly)

Mystogan: "Blackmail, hein? I'm not falling for that. No way I am!"

Five minutes later...

Makarov: Bye! Have a safe trip!

Happy: Ayeee, we will definitely catch that fish!

Lucy: Coughar, Happy. -_-U

Happy: I WAS BEEN FOOLED!

Charle: You fooled all by yourself.

Mystogan: "Fuck my life".

That's right, Mystogan. :P

And this is the end of more one chapter! Sorry for being so messed and anti-climatic, but is just the beginning of the real mess! Mystogan is forced to tag along with Natsu team but I can tell that is not for much time! Join Misty's quest for his apples!

Next chapter will not take much long, I promise ;)

Sissycus: Sorry for taking so long :p

mika 2000: Thanks a lot, I tried to make this chapter funny as well, despite that the best part is yet to happen!

Ruvina no Ookami Hime: Well, he had the guts to eating apples and asking for more in that pinky old hag, so is pretty hinted that he love them, XD

inoyamakiori: Aahahaha, Mystogan he/she pnowed you! Sorry for the late upload.

Beta5200: Fresh chapter, hope ya enjoyed!