Nanoha Crossovers that Should Not Be!
Mini-chapters/Omake!
Nanoha/Strawberry Panic
"Hey, author!" Vita yelped indignantly, "All your fics are already yuri. Why the heck do you need to do a Strawberry Panic crossover?"
"I think Hayate asked for it, actually," Shamal noted mildly.
"Huh?" Zafira blinked.
Hayate burst in, beaming. "Oh, I can't wait! The beautiful older sister type, surrounded by a garden of lovelies... " she sighed.
"You just want a harem don't you?" Vita asked, sighing.
Hayate pouted, "What's wrong with that?"
The Melancholy of Hayate Yagami
"I'm Hayate Yagami, from East Junior High. First off, I'm not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, espers or lesbians, please come see me. That is all!"
"THAT'S NOT HOW IT"S SUPPOSED TO GO!" Yuuno Scrya yelped, finding himself inexplicably cast as Kyon.
Hayate smirked, "Awww, that's more interesting."
Meanwhile, Signum was wondering why she was dressed as Mikuru Asahina. "This makes no sense at all," she complained.
"Boobs," Fat noted with a sigh. "Why am I dressed as Tsuruya? I don't even laugh like her."
"I don't think we fit this series at all," Nanoha agreed, dressed as Yuki. "Author, can we PLEASE move on?"
Yagami Star!
Hayate, Fate, Nanoha and Vita danced along to a song about school uniforms, even as scenes flashed by of school activities carried out by various Nanoha cast members. The match ups were not exact, but it was fun to watch.
"You are not doing the chocolate coronet joke," Vita ordered, "it looks too much like oral sex."
"Meanie," Hayate pouted.
"Why is Hayate staring in all these mini-episodes anyway?" Fate wondered. She frowned, "It's like she has control of the author or something."
Meanwhile, in another room a older man was bound to a chair. "Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have broken the fourth wall so often," the Author complained.
"Yes, Author-san, we followed you back," Shamal agreed pleasantly.
"All right," the Author sighed, resigned, "what does Hayate want next?"
"Ninjas versus a tentacle monster, I think," Shamal checked her notes as she added, "and make it not hentai."
"Ugh," the Author whimpered.
To be continued...?
Short update is short. Sorry. Life continues to be crazy at casa Shanejayell.