A/N: Hey guys, I'm so happy to hear that you're enjoying this fic so far, even if it is utter nonsense. Thanks to all reviewers, it really makes me happy when you review. By the way, I'm happy writing longer chapters, it's no trouble at all. Anyway, on with the chapter! Enjoy!
Chinchillas flooded through the door, jumping on tourists and devouring them. On a full moon, one Chinchilla could demolish a fully grown person on it's own, but as you might have already guessed, it's still daytime and a full moon isn't due until three days time. So, people are suffering a terrible death at the mercy of a Catfish Potato Ninja Banana and thousands of Chinchillas. Imagine the pain… Anyway, Tom froze in horror, eyes wide, teeth tight, bladder letting free all fluid. Yassen's grip on his gun tightened. Jeeves, who had been running away from Yassen, ground to a halt. This was a situation of life and death. Alex sat giggling, the pigeon he'd decided to call Dave mounted on his head. "Look Dave," Alex said, "fluffy footballs!" The pigeon cooed at Alex's comment. Yassen looked around him, fear wrenching through his mask of no emotion. He spotted Jeeves. "Jeeves!" He yelled, throwing a pistol at the student. Jeeves caught it. Yassen indicated for him to turn around. Jeeves spun round and screamed. He was faced by a wall of chinchillas. Yassen gasped as a wave of the savage creatures leapt onto Jeeves. "NOOOOO! JEEEVES!" He yelled, diving into the sea of Chinchillas. He tore the wretched beasts off of his apprentice, throwing them into the walls and listening to the blood and (tiny) brains splatter against the stone. One grabbed onto his leg, gnawing at the flesh. It's teeth slicing through the skin. Yassen gasped as the pain shot up his leg. The chinchilla chewed into Yassen's muscle making light work of the flesh around it. Yassen punched a chinchilla into a glass case, containing an ape's skull. He threw one over the balcony, one over the banister, when suddenly, he heard a shallow gnawing sound. He looked down at his leg. Well, where his leg had been. A chinchillas was nipping at the bone. Yassen screamed, kicking the chinchillas off of his foot, up into the ceiling, where it then came crashing down on the head of Charles Darwin. Yassen threw the last Chinchilla off of Jeeves and pulled him up. "Jeeves… my leg…" Yassen stammered. Jeeves looked down at the bare bone of Yassen's leg. "Man up Yassy, it's just a scratch!" Jeeves said, receiving a punch from his mentor. "All right! If it's that bad, I'll put something on it, give me a sec…" Jeeves shoved his hand in his pocket. He pulled out a knife. "Nope…" He muttered to himself. He pulled out a piece of that three month old Chewee bar. "Ooh!" He put it in his mouth and chewed. "Yum! Pineapple and sprouts!" He exclaimed. "Jeeves…" Yassen winced. "OK, OK…" Jeeves' hand dived back into his pocket. He picked out a tooth pick, some fluff, a vial of Chinchilla poison, his phone, a hat, the statue of Liberty, a newspaper, then, eventually… "Ah ha!" He said, joyfully, pulling out a thick silver roll of duct tape. He seized Yassen's leg, "OWWWW!" Yassen screeched. "Jeez, you're such a girl!" Jeeves said, tearing a long strip of duct tape off of the roll. He wrapped it around the fleshless bone of Yassen's leg. When he had finished, Yassen stood. "Seriously Jeeves, if we get out of here alive, I'm giving you first aid lessons." He panted, examining Jeeves work on his leg. "I suppose it will hold for now."
Tom was still frozen to the spot when he heard gunshots. Yassen and Jeeves were standing on the balcony with machine guns, shooting the sea of Chinchillas below. "Yeeeaaahhh! Eat my bullets savages!" Jeeves screeched. Many tourists were dead on the floor. Either from Chinchilla attack or from Jeeves' bad aim. Mostly the latter. Alex had dived under a bench, to avoid the shots. Yassen noticed the boy scramble. "Alex?" He muttered. After shooting the last of the Chinchillas, Yassen sprinted (well, limped) down the steps, across the blood-stained floor and over to the bench. "Alex?" A pigeon fluttered out from under the bench, followed by the teen's head. "Yassen!" Alex said with half-hearted enthusiasm. Yassen pulled him out from under the bench. Dave jumped back onto Alex's head and fell asleep, nested in the mop of blonde. "Yassen…you're leg…" Alex said, grimacing. Alex's hyper mode seemed to have switched off, leaving him on a low. Jeeves ran down the steps toward the two. "Yassy's leg? Oh, it got eaten by Chinchillas. No biggie." Jeeves said, waving the matter off with a wave of his hand. "Hey, Alex you look like you're on a real low. It's not like everyone in the room just got killed. Here, I have something for lows." Jeeves reached into his pocket once more. He took out a box of matches, "Nope…" A dead fish. "Give me a sec…" Lady Ga Ga… a postcard from Albania… a horse… "Ah ha!" He produced a can of Monster from his pocket. He clicked the top of it. At the scent of the liquid inside the can, Tom, who had been frozen in terror, looked around. At the site of Alex with a can of monster in his hand, he screamed. "NOOO! ALEX, DON'T!" He dived forward, hitting the floor a few feet short. Alex looked down briefly at his friend. "Tom, It's not like I'm going to go hyper. I mean come on, when have I ever been hyper?" Alex threw his head back and drank the whole can in one swig. "NO!" Tom cried, howling. "NOOO! MY CHINCHILLAS!" A hurt voice cried. Yassen, Tom, Jeeves and Alex spun around. The Catfish Potato Ninja Banana was crying in mid-air. He looked down at the four people, his face twisted in Anger. "You wait!" He growled. "I will punish you with the one thing worse than Chinchillas! Just you wait…" He spat, then twisted into the air and disappeared. Yassen looked at Tom. "The only thing worse than Chinchillas? What's he on about? You can't get any worse than Chinchillas."
It was true, you can't get any worse then the dreaded Chinchilla. Or could you…
A/N: So, everyone in the NHM has just been killed. Tom, Yassen, Alex, Dave and Jeeves have joined forces. The catfish Potato Ninja Banana is pissed. And Yassen had a grazed knee. What will happen next? Will they ever find the yellow brick road, leading to Inspector Gadget? What will happen now that Alex is on Monster? Will the one thing worse than Chinchillas show up? Will any of this ever make sense? Find out in the next chapter! Thanks again to all who reviewed (look in IGotObsessiveCullenDisorder's direction)
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