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Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO! if I did, Sasuke wouldn't be hurting my poor Naru-chan's heart!
Don't get scared by the first scene. The entire chapter does not take place there.
BOLD is change in POV (Point of View)
ITALICS is for the inner thought of the person who is POV
SASUKE POV
Sasuke hurried to the Hokage's Tower, hoping that "Lady" Tsunade was slightly tipsy, a sober Hokage wasn't too nice to those who bothered her and neither was a drunk one was likely to tear your head off. As Sasuke rushed he could see the townspeople opening their shops for breakfast. He saw Ten-ten walking with the arrogant Hyuga boy. Lee seemed to be heading towards Hokage tower too but it seemed he was running with a large bouquet of flowers. Probably for Sakura, doesn't seem like he has given up on her. Sasuke kept watching the townspeople from the roofs he was running on but he still hadn't seen sunny blonde hair anywhere.
Wait. I think there. Yes.
Sasuke changed directions to where he had seen bright yellow. He didn't see them from the roof so he decided to jump into the street to look in the shops. Now which shop…
Hmm. Let see corner store, lingerie store(for women, so no Naruto there), clothes store and a sex shop. Well I might as well try the corner store, he is probably buying some ramen.
Just as Sasuke moves his foot to walk, he sees Naruto in the sex shop. Wait what? There is no way he is in that shop. Why would he need to be in there?
Sasuke quickly jumped to the door of the store and hid his chakra. As he went in, the clerk asked for his id. As the clerk checked his id, he looked for Naruto but it seemed he had went to the far back. Now Sasuke was no innocent boy(duh!) so he knew the front of the store only held the regular boring sex objects in the front but in the back was Sasuke's favorite section. The Yaoi section. It had all the toys a gay man could ever want and now Naruto was in there too.
Lock the windows and doors, everything I need and want is right here. :)
Sasuke walked to the back and found Naruto looking at vibrators. More specifically he was staring at the 'Thunder' vibrators that were lying in a huge display case pronouncing it the 'Most Pleasurable Vibrator Around'.
Hmmm so Naruto is into vibrators AND he's in the gay section of a sex store, doesn't seem like the innocent boy of 12 anymore. More importantly, he is gay which means I might actually have a shot. Which means I should go talk to him. Right now. I better make sure no one is around to bother us while we talk so I better check the store for people's chakra. I feel the clerk and now… damn! There are two men in heading here. One is a regular civilian and the other is a ninja. A copy ninja.
Kakashi walks in beside a man who looked like a cross between a gorilla and a pig.
Ewww. There is no way that Kakashi could be with this guy. Could he? I mean this guy is the missing link between a gorilla and a whale. Are those braids under his armpits? Why are there pimples all over his arm?
Kakashi hugged the man and walked towards Naruto.
Wait what? What? Is Kakashi with that man? *BARF* but why is he walking towards Naruto?
"Miss me Naruto." Naruto jumps at Kakashi's words and the jumps farther away from the vibrators though he is still silently staring at the large colorful vibrators
"If you were going to miss me this much I would have hurried. Now what is my little Naru-chan looking at? Hmm?" Kakashi looks at the 'Vibrator with realistic balls' "Um, Naru-chan is there something you want me to buy for you because I can tell you right now that you are not ready for that size yet."
Finally Naruto jumps off as he wakes up from his horror "WHY WOULD I WANT A DAMN VIBRATOR! YOU PERV! YOU ARE THE ONE THAT MADE ME COME IN HERE TODAY!"
"Naruto, just because I have to hear your screaming every night, does not mean that everyone else is used to it too." Kakashi said with his usual neko(cat) smile.
Even at this distance, my ears are ringing from Naruto's screams, how could Kakashi get used to that? Wait what did he mean every night?
Naruto POV
Naruto blushed. "Sorry but why are we here again and why did you let that man touch you?" Naruto frowned at Kakashi. Oooh! I am so going to tell Iruka that Kakashi was touching other guys. Even if it was some creepy ugly dude. I love to see Iruka-sensei scold Kakashi-sensei!
"Jealous Naruto? Do you wanna hug me too?" Naruto jumps farther away from Kakashi
" Don't hug me! You are my sensei, you can't do that in public!" Ack. Ever since Kakashi began to date Iruka-sensei, he keeps trying to hug me and call him Dad! I don't even call Iruka, dad!
"why can't I hug my student? No one will guess about our secret relationship. They don't know what happens underneath a sound proof roof where Iruka is your beautiful and caring mother and I am your handsome and adored … "
"Kakashi, will you be quiet so we can leave!"
"As you wish my adorable cute little naru-chan" I ran away from Kakashi before so I wouldn't hear more. But then I bumped into someone.
Argh. "Sorry sorry! Didn't see you there!" Naruto looked up to apologize to the man's face but looked into a very familiar face.
"Genma! Raidou! Um … sorry."
Genma and Raidou looked shocked at Naruto being there "Naruto! why are you here? And … Kakashi? You are here with him?"
"Hello and your answer is yes and he is here ONLY so that I could buy my Icha Icha book, the manager lets me get them early."
Genma nodded at Kakashi "but why did you bring Naruto? Isn't he a little young? Don't you think Iruka might get go crazy-berserk if he found out that you brought him here?"
"I am so old enough to be here! " gosh! You only have to be 16 to get in here.
"Be quiet Naruto, well we have to say goodbye so me and my student will be off to go train."
"That doesn't answer my question." Genma said with a smirk
Kakashi stares into Genma's eyes "Iruka won't find out about me and Naruto being here or else he might find out what a two chunnins did on his kitchen table while they were supposed to be house-sitting"
Genma and Raidou both blushed. Raidou began to lead Genma away. "Well no need to say goodbye, Kakashi since you were never here."
Naruto gave one last look at the vibrators before he walked away.
GENMA AND RAIDOU POV
"Why would you mess with Kakashi, you know he wouldn't hesitate to kill you if you messed with him!" Raidou whispered into Genma's ear.
"I know. Iknow. Remember the time Ibiki tried to take off Kakashi's mask? I felt so bad for the scar on his face." Genma said remembering the blood on the ground that had belong to Ibiki
"Yes and I like my face the way it is now!"
"I'm sorry, Raidou. If it helps, I like the way your face is too!" Genma smiled at his boyfriend.
"Thanks, now let's go buy some more lube so that you can enjoy the rest of me later too"
"Sounds stimulating but we have to go tell Izumo and Kotetsu that Naruto was in a sex shop! They will never believe that little Naru-chan is perverted"
SASUKE POV
What the Heck just happened?
Sasuke was still in the shadows of an edible underwear case while the shinobi had been talking. He was still thinking about Kakashi's words.
What did he mean their 'secret relationships'? His 'handsome and adored' what? Why is Kakashi always around Naruto? In fact the only time I see Kakashi is when Naruto is around and I use to think I was the copy-nin's favorite student but he has never talked to me except when it is on directions. Does that mean that he and Naruto are together? It couldn't be! Kakashi is our sensei and a PERVERT! Why would Naruto be with him? Maybe Kakashi is molesting him! That's it, it has to be it! Naruto is innocent. But … then why would he be staring at vibrators? And at the bridge he had hugged Kakashi and whispered into his ear. Maybe they are together. So maybe the reason for their visit here was not to buy a book as Kakashi said but maybe they were here to buy some lube for their…
Sasuke stopped himself from going any further. Naruto was not his concern anymore and thinking any more on it would just incite his anger since his heart was already broken.
Aw I hate myself! I give poor Sasuke hope then I took it away! So mean! Oh well
Sorry I didn't write the hokage scene that is next! But I thought of this scene and so I wrote it but it is way too long and then to write the next two scenes in this chapter would of made it like really really really long so the next chapter will be done soon. :)
Sorry for the wait! I had finals and I had to study like the entire week for them! But now I am done until mid-January! YAY! :D
I have some ideas for one-shots. And one that I don't know if it should be a done in 4 chapters or in just one.