The Ogrelord Himself
Franny knew she had to meet Shrek, it was her destiny. She began to walk towards the house. Transversing through an onion field, she started to remember the Shrek movies, and began to worry. Was she going to have to fight a dragon? Or overthrow a king? She had been on adventures, but never anything that dangerous. Before she could worry about it more she was out of the onion fields and nearing the door step.
She walked up to the door, brushed herself off, winced in fear, and knocked on the door. It was a hard knock, then complete silence. After a moment or so the strong, masculine voice of the ogrelord rang throught he swamp, "IS THAT YOU DONKEH?" The pure power of his voice sent shockwaves through Franny's core. She had to take a step back and collect herself. Why did he have such an effect on her? She wasn't even that big of a fan of Shrek, she was more of a Finding Nemo girl. She recollected her being and calmly said in her sweet voice, "N-No, it's Franny. I'm here on an adventure." There was a short grumble and then a few pacing noises, and then the door swung open, it was him.
"EH LASSEH, WHAT YA DOIN IN MAH SWAMP?" Shrek roared at her, his breath was strong with onion and female genitalia. His breath was similar to the stench of the swamp, yet more concentrated and enticing. The gust of wind propelled from his lungs was strong enough to completely knock Franny off her Frantastic feet, and knock her out cold.
Franny woke with a jump, forgetting where she was. The scene flooded back to her, Puss in Boots, the onion field, Shrek himself. She was coming too and realized he had laid her down on a cot in his home. He had a fire blazing and soup on the table. She looked outside and it was dark, he had looked after her all day. She blushed at this, thanking him in her mind. She then took in the full picture, most importantly the fact Shrek wasn't in it. She then heard the shower running and decided to wait for him to finish, and decided she would then talk about the adventure they would partake in. She closed her eyes and thought of home. Her sweet grandpa, always caring about her and being as sweet as can be. Her mother, who tried to make time for her, but was a busy woman who had trouble making time for Franny, but she tried. And last, and least, her father. Her farther, similar to her mother, had a busy schedule, but made no time for Franny, and never really wanted to nor cared if he did or didn't see her for a week. She still missed him too.
She was deep in thought when she came back to reality to be met with a large ogre in a towel. Shrek was out of the shower, and was standing inches away from her. "Eh, lassie" He said, trying to be suave. She blushed and exchanged her greeting. They talked about where Franny was from, and what she was doing there. As she was sitting on the cot telling about her home, she was looking up at him and talking. She was talking about her Frantastic feet when suddenly she stopped because something hit her in the face. She looked down and saw Shrek's towel had fallen off. It was time.