Don't Say It If You Don't Mean It

Check out the first chapter for the warnings and summary.

Disclaimer: If I owned any of the MCU... yeah... Just know I don't own.

Notes: Okay, I decided to do an epilogue for this.

Bonus Epilogue: Finally!

When he walked into the room, the first thing they noticed was Bruce's added color of red on his cheeks. The second thing they noticed was just how stiff and quiet he was. He looked as if he gone through a marathon of horror movies.

They watched as their assigned doctor of the group slowly made his way over to the couch and sat down. He tucked his legs in under him, curled up within the corner of the couch, and wrapped his arms around himself. They became seriously concerned when he started to whimper. "Bruce? Are you okay?", Natasha asked, placing a hand on his shoulder.

The brunet shook his head slowly. "N-no... I just... I just witnessed something I shouldn't have."

"What was that?", Sam questioned.

"... l-let's just say that Tony and Steve have... have definitely resolved that UST of theirs."

"Finally!", Pietro sighed. Bucky nodded in approval.

Although she was indeed happy at the result, Wanda was more worried for Bruce's sanity. "Bruce...?", she questioned carefully.

"I don't think I can look at them the same way again.", was the answer.

Two hours later, Tony had emerged into the den, the others engaged in a movie when he walked in. They noticed his after-sex glow, despite the freshened scent of a shower, and the smirk he had on his face. Rhodey crossed his arms. "So you finally did it, huh?"

"You can say I finally did him, but yes. It's been accomplished.", the other teased with a hint of pride. Bucky blinked. "Um... where's Steve?"

"Resting. He's resting."

Tony flopped down beside Thor, who had Bruce on the other side of him. Said brunet was still kind of traumatized. "Resting?", Clint repeated. Tony just continued to smirk, not saying anything. Natasha laughed. "Oh, god! Let's hope Steve can still walk!"

"Yeah. Fury's not going to be too happy when he finds out Cap couldn't attend the next meeting and the reason as to why.", Sam added in.

"If it means that my future husband is satisfied, then I'll take the blame.", Tony sighed, content with his statement. He noticed the very silent half of the Science Bros. "Bruce? You okay?"

Pietro winced. "Yeah... you know what? Um... he went to check on you and Steve... and well..."

"Dr. Banner witnessed the coupling between you and Steven.", Thor finished, still comforting said doctor. Tony blinked, baffled and apologetic. "Oh... Bruce, I'm so sorry."

"I didn't see anything. But... um..."

"Steve's a screamer."

"Yes."

"He's a screamer?", Sam squeaked, a red blush visible on his cheeks. Bucky pondered on that. "Hm. You know what? Knowing him for so long, I can believe it. It's always the sweet and innocent ones."

"Bucky! Is that something you should say about your best friend?!", Wanda gasped. Bucky rolled his eyes. "Oh please."

"I'm interested to know, but... besides being a screamer, what else does Steve does?", Natasha inquired, a Cheshire Cat grin on. Tony gave an identical smirk. "His toes curl in the cutest way. And he has a habit of-"

"OKAY! Enough of that!", Clint interrupted, red in the face. Tony leaned in closer to Natasha. "I'll tell you later."

By nightfall, the group had decided, after hours of debating, that they should just order take-out and watch a movie. Since Steve was... um...not at the moment in his best state, he wasn't going to cook.

Two hours before then, the blonde had stumbled into the den, showered, dressed in sweats and a tee shirt, and giving off a calm, yet shy aura. The blush and his walk proved just how good Tony was. Apparently, the rumors are true.

"So Chinese? Indian? Pizza? Maybe some McDonald's?", Clint questioned, flipping through a spare Indian food menu.

Bucky had glanced over at his blond bestie. "I say Chinese. I think I want some egg rolls. Don't you, Steve?"

Getting what the brunet was hinting at, the captain of the team shifted in his seat uncomfortably, a blush painting his face. "Shut up, Bucky."

"Oh, he already had his egg roll, Bucky. And he enjoyed it.", Tony teased. From across the room, Vision decided to speak up... after many days of not speaking actually. Huh...

"Can this conversation be dropped? It's making not only Captain Rogers uncomfortable, but me as well. And I'm sure others."

"Thank you, Vision.", Steve sighed, thankful that Vision was saner than Tony was. Said genius huffed, placing his arms around Steve's waist and nuzzling in his shoulder. "Oh, baby, you know I'm just teasing. Besides, after that performance now I know I definitely want to marry you! Wouldn't it be great to be Steve Rogers-Stark? We could adopt or maybe have Thor or Loki help us out to get pregnant. I would love to see that-"

"ANTHONY!"

Tony laughed and kissed Steve tenderly on his cheek and then his lips. "I'm just teasing, babe. Just teasing. Although, I would love to marry you and have kids."

The blonde could only chuckle, knowing now that all those times they spent fighting was worth it.

There! I wrote an epilogue! You happy?! HAPPY?! Just joking. But seriously, I was in debate about writing one, but then I was like, "Eh. I might as well. Because if I keep thinking about it, it shall distract me from continuing 'The Antics of the Avengers'." Like anything else doesn't distract me already. Also, for those that don't know 'The Antics of the Avengers' does include Stony. And Yes, the story is past the mark of them solving their UST due to the help of a fox goddess.

Anyways, review! Favorite! Whatever, it really doesn't matter for me. Love you all!