AN: I don't own anybody expect Ali (the girl at the end) and this might be my only update for the weekend. Not sure yet.

Lovino and Antonio had been captured by Ottoman scouts and were chained up in different rooms.

"So Romano, what is your real name?" someone asked.

"That is my name. No other name," He replied.

"We know its not."

"Dirty little secret~ Just another regret!" Lovino sang. The person growled.

"If you really want to know, just look in the book," he teased.

"What book?"

"What book?" He asked acting like he didn't know anything.

"You just said to look in a book for your name!"

"No I didn't. My name is Romano, man you are stupid!"

There was silence, a door opening and than slamming. Lovino just laughed, "Man they are so fun to mess with!"

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Antonio was getting worried but when he heard Lovino laugh, he knew what the plan was.

"So what is your name?" He was asked.

"Spain," He replied with a half lie- half truth and a smile.

"Stop smiling!"

"Why?" Antonio asked.

"It's creepy! You are captured!"

"Oh?" Antonio smiled even bigger, "The more I am away the more I want!"

"Want what?"

"My beautiful cheer up charm!" He told the person

"Which is?"

"The thing I have to take care day and night."

"So you take care of Romano?"

"No, but it does look like him."

"Then what?"

"A tomato."

"A tomato?"

"Si."

There was a silence, a door opening than closing and a scream.

"My cheer up charm is my little Lovi~"

Lovino and Antonio were rescued by Feliciano and a girl who like the Italians.