First Encounter

Joker tapped his foot impatiently. He had been almost three minutes since his broadcast, and he was ready to see what the Titans where really capable of.

Where are they? Joker thought. His wish was granted, as the five Teen Titans arrived on the roof of the Broadcasting Station, ready to act.

"Ah! The Teen Titans! Or was it the Titan Teens…? Well, I don't really care who you-"

"Enough talk, Joker!" Robin snapped, cutting him off completely. "Your going back to Arkham Asylum!"

"My, my," Joker snickered, placing his hand on his chest. "Aren't we feisty. Well, I'm not going back to Arkham without a fight!" He gestured for them to attack him, mocking them at the same time.

"Titans, GO!" Robin commanded, letting everyone know to get ready for battle.

Cyborg was the first one ready to attack. He lashed out with his right cybernetic arm, retaining his true strength of course. Joker dodged his move, ducking underneath his arm. He was now on the offensive with his 'toy' flower, squirting out the acid hidden inside. Cyborg's circuits buzzed and sparked, the acidic residue had done major damage.

"Dude, you fried my circuits!" Cyborg yelled falling to the ground. He had to find a way to repair himself before his systems failed.

"One down, four more to go!"

Beast Boy came next, taking the form of a kangaroo. He leashed out with his powerful feet. Joker was so far successfully in dodging Beast Boy's every attempt to land a hit. Finally, Joker took his target.

"Wham-o!" Joker yelled with enthusiasm. "Score one for the Joker!"

Beast Boy fell to his feet, reverting back to his human form. He grasped his groin, one swift kick to it had put him down.

"Ow! Ow! Ow!" Beast Boy yelled in agony. "No fair, dude! You fought dirty!"

"You know the old saying: 'the nice guys finish last'!" Joker slapped him across the face, bringing him down for the count.

"Only three more lef-" before he could finish his sentence, Joker found himself flying through the air. Blasted away by one of Starfire's star bolts. He landed from the air onto his back, uninjured, but there was no point in letting her know that, was there?

"Oh, my back! I think you've broken my back!" Joker cried, hoping to get her sympathy.

Starfire gasped. Believing Joker's ruse. She flew closer to him, wanting to know how injured he was.

"Please, how injured are you?" Starfire asked, getting ever so closer.

"Starfire!" Robin cried, rushing to stop her. "NO!"

"HA!" Joker smiled, he threw five razor-sharp playing cards her way, one for each of her legs and arms, and one piercing her cheek. "Now that's funny!"

Joker walked up to her, her having just fell to the ground upon impact of the playing cards. He took out his joy buzzer, electricity emitting from inside of it. "Let us electrify things, shall we?" He placed the joy buzzer on her stomach, leading to some truly electrifying results; she was met with surges of electricity upon contact.

"AHH!" Starfire screamed as her body jolted and jerked as the electricity surged through her body.

After about six full seconds, Starfire was unconscious.

"Interesting," Joker was marveled. "No one has ever survived six seconds of my joy buzzer full-force! Not even Batman…" Suddenly Joker was pushed out of the way by an very concerned Robin.

"Starfire!" Robin yelled, kneeling by her unconscious body. He was obviously more interested in the girl more than anything else, so Joker let him be.

Since he's busy, I might as well deal with goth-girl. Joker looked around, but he didn't Raven. Wait… where the hell did she…"

"Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos!" Raven cried her standard spell.

The ground below Joker began to tremble and shake, it began to split apart, knocking him off balance. Raven began manipulating shattered pieces of the ground, tossing them at the Joker.

Joker ran, flipped and pranced his way through the thrown rubble. Waiting for the perfect time to attack.

Raven began manipulating more debris with her magical powers, now was the perfect time to strike. Before Raven could even throw the debris, something disrupted her.

BANG!

A blinding light managed to subdue her for the time being. She hovered to ground level, trying to regain her focus.

Joker came rushing in, just when he senses began to return. He pulled he hood over her head, and slapped her across the face, finishing her with a head butt.

The Titans were defeated, all but one.

Robin stood. Anger blazing in his eyes. "You… monster…!" he hissed.

"Me? A monster?" Joker looked a little offended. A villain of his class should be classed as something far more degrading. "I don't think so. Try: 'Evil Villainous Murdering Psychopath'."

Robin pulled out his staff, ready to end this once and for all.

Joker pulled out his crowbar, ready to bash the Boy Wonder's brains out.

"Shall we dance Bird-Boy?"