A/N: Sorry for the wait and I for the wrongly spelled words. I know how to spell, just that I rush and end up not spelling it right. Anyway, here's chapter 4.
Effie had been taught how to act in public and how to avoid situations politely. They never did tell her how to get out of a situation where she was with a drunk victor in his underwear though.
Katniss and Peeta had been in The Hunger Games, the worst possible life threatnening thing possible. Yet here they were, wearing scared expressions, as if she and Haymitch were the muttations they had encountered.
Katniss was the first to finally speak. "Do victors and escorts do this for a tradition, or are you two just making up from all the fights?". She was making a joke. A rude one, yet it obviously was because she was uncomfortable.
Peeta was currently interested in his shoes. Thank gosh one of them is polite enough, Effie thought. "Oh please take a picture sweetheart, maybe you could show The Capitol it's first ever scandal. I can picture the headlines right now: Victor makes out with a living cotton candy," said Haymitch, not phased at all. That comment took Effie out of her shock.
"COTTON CANDY? WHAT IN THE NAME OF PANEM DO YOU MEAN, COTTON CANDY? I REFUSE FOR YOU TO INSULT ME RIGHT NOW. I AM DISGUSTED THAT YOU COULD EVEN THINK ABOUT MAKING A PASS AT ME, IT'S BEYOND UNGENTLEMAN-LIKE AND YOU ARE SOBER TO KNOW WHAT YOU WERE DOING, SO DON'T EVEN GO THERE-" "Princess-," Cut in Haymitch, but he was not heard. "-DON'T EXPECT ME TO LET YOU EVEN GET AWAY WITH THIS ABERNATHY,I REFUSE FOR YOU TO THINK IT'S OK TO SEDUCE ME WITH THOSE LEATHER PANTS AND-," "EFFIE TRINKET, FREAKING HECK WOMAN, WILL YOU SHUT YOUR TRAP, THE KIDS HAVE LEFT," Haymitch yelled.
Effie stopped her yelling, looking at a wild-looking Haymitch. The kids had indeed left. Oh gosh, they must of been ashamed of her, with her yelling and inaproppriate appearance.
With that thought it mind, she inspected herself. Her wig had fallen to the floor, one shoe with it, and her right sleeve had been torn.
She then looked at Haymitch, who was standing in his underwear, along with his top and socks.
She looked away from him, blushing because she'd never been in the presence of a half dressed man in his underwear before.
"Well well, Effie Trinket, you certainly have got a right pair of wondering eye's, or a woman of your type of...class," said Haymitch, wearing a huge grin.
He grabbed her waist and she was about to scold him, before he shushed her. "Dammit woman, I'm only helping you up, keep your paranoid thoughts to yourself," he said. She let him pull her up from the ground.
"I-I'll just go sort myself out," whispered Effie. "You go do that sweetheart," said Haymitch. She walked off to her room, leaving Haymitch on his own.
Why did she think I was seducing her? I was just kidding, I don't like her or find her attractive in anway possible. Yeah, she looks better without those huge cotton things on her head, but I don't like her at all.
Oh, this went smooth didn't it. You don't like her Haymitch, are you sure? Anyone want me to include a bit more Haymitch inner thought's in the next chapter? Did you like it? -Uni