"Agron." Nasir gently nudged his sleeping boyfriend. "Wake up. I promised Mira we'd come see her show tonight."
"Mehhh…" Agron groaned and swatted Nasir's hand away, turning his face into the sofa cushions in attempt to hide.
"C'mooooon, Aggy…we promised."
"Go 'way!"
"But you'll liiiiike it," Nasir sang. "Cause she's got electric boobs, and mohair shoes…you know I read it in a magazine…"
"Oh god," Agron muttered, pulling the blanket over his head to block out the noise.