A/N: Woah, Guys you all rock! I'm sorry I'm not replying to reviews...I've had alot on my plate lately ;D
I also don't have a beta, soooo...my spelling sucks. Ehehehehe.
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Edward's Dare--LittleGayBoy
Edward snickered. "Dare, love."
I grinned, and suddenly, Edward's eyes clouded with fear.
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Alice keeled over in laughter, literally falling to the ground, clutching her sides.
"Bella" Giggle. "YOU ARE SO..." Laugh. "EVIL!"
Edward got really scared. Jasper snickered, feeling his emotions.
"Oh wonderous love of my life, who set me up to make me go out with the vile Mike Newton, I must say, I think Payback is going to be a bitch." I smirked.
Edward cringed.
"I dare you to call Jessica to go have coffee with you and tell her your gay, and everytime she tries to hit on you, you have do the wave, got it?" I cried.
Edward's eyes widened. "WHAT?!?!?!"
"Oooooh! Do I get to dress him up, Bella?" Alice pleaded.
I nodded.
"YAY! COME ON EDWARD!!!" she squealed and dragged my fiance' to his doom.
He came down the stairs a few minutes later, and I exploaded into giggles.
"Think I over did the gayness?" asked Alice.
I couldn't speak, I was to over come by laughter and the hideous pink arguyl sweater and tan slacks that she had my love in. It was beyond hilarious.
Edward scowled as Alice handed him her cellphone. "Call her." he put it on speaker.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
Aw crud she might not be home.
Ring.
"Hello?"
Yessssss!
"Oh, Uhm hi is Jessica there?"
"Uhm, Lyke yeah this is Like Jessica who's talkin' anyways?"
Edward cringed at her bad grammar.
"This is Edward Cullen, I was wondering if you wanted to have coffee with me..."
"OMC LYKE YA I LOVE YOU EDWARD I TOLD YOU THAT YOU WOULD WANT ME. COME PICK ME UP, DANG IT!!" she blew a kiss and hung up.
It was at that point I exploaded into peels of laughter, along with the rest of the cullen house hold.
A/N. I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS!!! BUAHAHAHAHA.