Author's note:
He doesn't know me. I said that I was different from other patients, but according to him, all I have to do is stop. He said the last thing that will go is my writing ability, but I'll show him.
"Aight, well, I'm a Mid-West Coast Raymer, so one of the Coasts is already covered. Since we're closest to the East Coast, we should go to the South Coast next." Eminem stated.
"I'm really feeling it!" said an autotuned voiced.
It was T-Pain-along with AZ and Kendrick Lamar.
"Uh... Who are you guys?" Finn asked.
"We're Raymers of every coast." said K-Dot.
"How did you all get here?" Eminem asked.
"We teleported through the power of T-Pain's autotune." said Kendrick.
"I didn't know he could do that, but it doesn't matter. Have you brought the summoning cardboard?" said Eminem.
"No, but-" AZ was about to say before the Mr. Obama appeared before our valiant heroes.
"There's no need to find summoning cardboard, I have premium summoning cardboard for your endeavor." he said.
"Okay, time to send Finn back to his realm, hopefully Kanye West has the dope circle".
"Kanye, I found a box of dope things!" said Finn.
"Dope put them in the circle." said Kanye.
"What do we need to review do?" said Prince Gumball?
We just need to chant".
Kanye sarted changting with the Raymers until Eminem passed over to.
"Yay, we can review anything now said Chairmanz Fluffy."
Critical praise was everywhere. With Finn aand Eminem. ANd all the others-
If you're tired of writing, sstop. He said.
maybe
If you don't feel satisfied with it, stop
I know but I feel like I have an obligation to finish it
But you told me that you thought it wasn't that funny. You also said that it didn't have any meaning. You said that it was run-of-the-mill fanfiction. Yeah, it might have been a dud, but it doesn't matter. You're ruining your life.
I just… I j-just have to finish it. I need the reviews
If you are actually serious about what you are telling me, you have serious mental disabilities.
No, but-
It's turning into a borderline parody of Adult Swim shows. Just stop writing.
You're right, it's just-
Take a deep breath, and stop writing. It doesn't matter. Reviews don't matter. None of it matters; just live your life. There's so much more that you could be experiencing that you are throwing away for something that is completely meaningless. If you stop writing, the urge, the craving, all of it will go away.
O-o-okay. I'll try.