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Adriane sat in the kitchen, eating a bowl of ramen, minding her own business. When suddenly lightning and Thunder, wearing big ol' sunglasses, barged in and went up to Adriane and stared at her.

"…What?" Adriane asked.

"WHATEVER!" Lightning yells out and Thunder and Lightning both start jumping around, head banging.

The two stopped. "I went down to the beach and saw Terra

She was all like-!"

"Eeeeh" Thunder mocked the girl Lightning was talking about.

"…and I was like "Whatever"!"

Lightning and Thunder began to head bang again and they stopped.

"This chick comes up to me she's all like

Like-!"

Thunder goes over to Adriane, grabbed the corners of her mouth the words "Hey aren't you that dude…?"

"I'm like "Whatever"!" The two suddenly started head banging with air guitars and after seconds they stop.

"So later I'm at the pool hall this girl comes up

She's like-!"

"Awww" Thunder copied.

"…and I'm like "Whatever!"

"Cos this is my United States of Whatever!" Thunder rang out

"And this is my United States of Whatever!" Lightning followed and the two began head banging.

"And this is my United States of Whatever!" The two sang together and stop.

"It's 3 a.m. I'm round the corner wearing my leather

This dude comes up like-!"

"Hey punk"

"I'm like "Whatever!"

"Then I'm throwing dice in the alley Officer Leeroy comes up

Like-!"

"Hey I thought I told you not to..."

"Yeah whatever!"

Then up comes Zafron I'm like "Hey Zafron!"" He's like-!"

"What's up!"

"I'm like "It's cool"!" The two paused as Adriane stared at them. And they started up again.

"Cos this is my United States of Whatever!" Thunder screamed out.

"And this is my United States of Whatever!" Lightning yelled and the two fainted from exhaustion.

"Nice job. I really liked the part where Thunder made me lip sync." Adriane said sarcasticly.

"WHATEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR!" The two yelled out on the ground before passing out. Adriane grabbed a marker and drew glasses, a beard, sideburns, buck teeth, bushy eye brows and freckles on the faces of both of them and walked away.

THE END!

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