OH YA 4 CHAPTERS IN ONLY TWO DAYS WOOT WOOT! lolz ok i dont own naruto but i wish i did *sigh*
"talking"
'thoughts'
"dark zetzu talking"
Recap:
"Fine but if you tell anyone about us..."
"ya ya ya i wont telly anyone" he sighs he opens his mouth to say something else when suddenly we heard hidan yelling "FUCK!"
End of recap
My eyes widen "shit" i say under my breath. i run out the door with pein and konan right behind me, when we came to the room i was at with katt i see hidan was next to katt who was biting hidans hand.
"Let go you fucking bitch" hidan yells at her while he trys to hit her with his other hand but right before he could hit her she let go of his hand got off the bed and had pulled a katana out of nowhere and cut off his arm. (A/N idk why but my friend wanted me to make her person cut off his arm she was so happy at that she did not want to seem weak)
"OW WHAT THE FUCK?" i knew she was going to try to kill him because i saw she was still half asleep so i started putting things together. He must have come into the room and woke her up thus she got angry for being woken up and is now trying to kill him.
I sigh to bad she didn't know that he is pretty much immortal, so i quickly came up with a plan. 'Yup that will work' i thought smiling evilly, Katt suddenly had lightning in the katana it wasn't blue cause of chakra but yellow like pikachu's lightning bolt.
She was about to strike but i put my plan into action, i did the best thing i tackled her "what the?" i looked up at her she was looking at me i smile "you fully awake?" she yawns and says "yes" i sigh "good cause you were trying to kill hidan".
She looks at me and says "really?" "yup but even if you tried you wouldn't be able to" "why?" "cause he's immortal...almost anyways besides didn't you figure that out when you through that knife at him and it went into his head?" "No...sweet then i could always take my anger out on him huh?" "yup".
Suddenly said immortal yelled "you bitch you cut my arm off!" she looks up at him and sees it's true "wow i did that?" she asked amazed that she did it. "You don't fucking remember?" hidan asked/yelled then i said "Yup you see Katt here doesn't remember what happens when she's half asleep every time and she does awesome but scary stuff when she's like that" they look at me with awe.
"Lil can you please get off me" i look up at her and saw she was blushing then i realized that we were in a weird position so i smile evilly and say "no your to comfy" i sigh with content. But then she pushed me off "aww your no fun" i say pouting slightly she just glares at me so i go over to her and hug her saying "aw don't be mad at me i was just playing".
She sighs she hugs me back and says "fine" i smile really big "oh god your tobi now!" "yup" we both look up to see the people in the room. There was Pein, Konan Deidara, and Hidan with one arm.
They were looking at us weird "what?" i ask they don't say anything. Then pein sighed and said "zetzu" suddenly zetzu appeared and said "yes leader-sama?" "go get kukuzu" "very well leader-sama" he then disappeared into the ground.
"That...was so awesome! i always did love how he could do that" i said smiling Katt just sighs at my hyper-ness. Suddenly kukuzu comes through the door way "you called me leader-sama?" "yes reattach hidans arm" kukuzu then turns to hidan and says "what did you do this time to get your arm cut off?" he asks in a bored tone.
"All i did was wake up this blond bitch and some how she cut off my arm with a katana that she pulled out of nowhere!" hidan yelled at kukuzu trying to explain himself. Kukuzu then looks over at us Katt scooted away from him slightly i just say "hello kukuzu" he looks at me for a few more seconds before he turns to pein.
"I'll explain in a meeting that will begin in 5 minutes" "ok leader-sama" and with that he put hidans arm back on..
sorry that its a short chapter but plz do review
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