Prompt: Static Quake + "This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you've ever had. Of course I'm in."
Daisy is crouched behind the island in the base kitchen when she hears the sound of approaching footsteps. She quietly takes a deep breath as she carefully adjusts her hold on her weapon. It's a one of a kind, Fitz-designed silly string gun. Convincing him to actually make it is still her favorite accomplishment.
The footsteps stop and it sounds like her victim is getting coffee.
This is it. Deep breath, aim, hold down the trigger.
Daisy springs from her hiding spot and screams. "Prepare to be silly stringed!"
"Who are- what the hell Daisy?" the man in front of her screams as his coffee splashes across the floor between them.
"Crap." Daisy lets go of the trigger. Her victim is far from covered in silly string but he is also far from being Hunter, her intended target.
"Lincoln I am so sorry" she says between stifled giggles. "That wasn't meant for you."
"Well I should hope not" Lincoln sighs looking through the drawers for a towel to clean up the mess they've both made.
"You were supposed to be Hunter" Daisy groans, dropping her gun to the counter.
"I'll try and remember that next time I want coffee" Lincoln laughs, leaning down to wipe up the last of the coffee.
"I'm trying to prank him" Daisy says, her eyebrow quirking up in response to his attempt at a joke.
Daisy walks to the other side of the island and pulls a mug from the cabinet next to his head and then reaches for the coffee pot to pour each of them a fresh cup.
"So why exactly have you resorted to such drastic and- dramatic- measures?"
"He got me. Bad. I don't want to talk about it." Daisy sighs and leans back against the counter before taking a sip from her mug.
"I see" Lincoln smirks over the top of his own mug. "So what exactly was your plan here?"
"Well" Daisy starts, stepping forward to grab her gun, holding it between them before placing it back down beside her. "You pretty much saw the whole thing. Crouch behind the island and scare him when he came in. The gun shoots silly string as you can see" she laughs gesturing to the pink foam still covering his shoulder.
"This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you've ever had. I know I haven't seen all of your plans but I feel like that's still a safe bet."
"Hey that's- well no it's probably fair" Daisy laughs. "But you know? It would probably be more effective if I had some help. You in?"
"Of course I'm in. I'll probably regret it later but yeah. I'm in."
"Great. I'll bet I can get Fitz to make another silly string gun if you want."
"Maybe I'll just play lookout. I think that's a major hole in your plan."
"You're no fun" Daisy smirks.
"But I am smart." Lincoln says, finishing his coffee and placing his mug in the sink.
"Good point. You think Fitz will make another gun anyway?" Daisy asks, mirroring his movements a moment later.
"Your guess is as good as mine" Lincoln laughs leaning back against the counter again.
"I'm gonna go ask him."
Daisy grabs her gun from the counter and quickly makes her way into the hallway leading to the lab wing.
"I am definitely going to regret this" Lincoln sighs, pushing himself to stand straight before slowly moving to follow Daisy's quieting footsteps.