Chapter (Forte) 4
Then Voldie and Neville went on their honeymoon to Narnia! They killed the goaty man and stowed him by the Fireeee!
THEN! Then! Then...they saw a HUGE lion. But actually it wasn't a lion and was just a really small, tiny pomchi that was on the windowsill. And like... yea. It jumped down and interrupted them just before Voldie put his... 'snake' in the you know bit of Neville but Bella was like NO BITCHES. And they stopped. And then Bella was like 'COME ON you fagmonkeys. I want a walk' Except it was like in Chinese and funny.
So they all got up and put their dresses on and went for a walk.
TBC