Some people have told me that I apparently DO like High School Musical by taking the time to write this. I do NOT! RAWR!!! I absolutely hate it, it's the worst movie EVER. So why am I taking the time to write this? Because I'm bored and have too much spare time on my hands. And 'cuz I enjoy getting hate-mail! Smiles Actually, not so much the hate-mail, but definitely to annoy the HSM fangirls. But really, this is a lot of fun, and it gives me a nice break from my other stories.
1. Show up at school wearing the crappiest outfit you can find, and accuse HER of being unfashionable.
2. Belch as loud as you can, then blame her
3. If she bitch-slaps you, laugh, and kick her.
4. Kick her anyways!
5. Send her hate mail. As much as you can.
6. Walk up to her and say, "You know, I could totally picture you joining the Emo Person of the World Society," ( No offense to any emo's. You rock!)
7. Dress EXACTLY like her.
8. Invite her to a big huge party at your house. When she accepts, have it, instead, at a bowling alley. The next day, talk about how great the party was in your loudest voice.
9. Follow her around giggling.
10. Give her a hug and say, "I love you," in your most chilidish voice. Works great for adults.
11. Follow her around asking if she is your daddy.
12. Get real close to her face, shout, "Is that a zit?!" then burst out laughing.
13. Go running down the hallway screaming, "I LOVE YOU SHARPAY!" Even if you're a girl.
14. When she asks why you are annoying the hell out of her, say, "You're face is annoying the hell out of you!"
15. Grin a lot when around her. And make it cheesy.