NOTE: warning there is a small amount of cussing near the end, just to give you a heads up
I do not own Naruto although it would be pretty cool though.
"Can't spell Slaughter without laughter." (a random "quote" of morbidness I read on the internet)
I woke lazily in the morning, the night before came rushing back to my head. I chuckled thinking of another way to annoy Sasuke. Well I was happy till, well I saw the clock. 7:45am the numbers of my digital shone bright in my face.
"SHIT! I'M SO LATE!" I yelled rushing to brush my hair, brush my teeth and put on my uniform. Grabbing my school bag I rushed out the door running at full speed towards the school. So I stopped to a jarring halt as I neared the school gates and pushed them open. I ran towards my first class, Math, my steps ringing loudly behind me in the empty hall.
Skidding to a halt I opened the door to the room and went to my seat. Sasuke sat beside me smirking inwardly to himself as the bell rang.
"Kisama (YOU informal.)" I start.
"Hn?" he looked at me as if nothing was the matter.
"Why didn't you wake me up?" I growled getting my books out.
"I thought you left already, plus you should get up on your own" Sasuke said innocently.
"DON'T PLAY INNOCENT WITH ME UCHIHA SASUKE!" I screamed at him. Everyone looked, some of the girls giving me dirty glares, some boys looking in an admirable fashion. I mentally kicked myself thinking Curse my temper!
"I have NO idea what you mean" Sasuke said looking towards the teacher.
"I set my alarm clock last night and checked it twice! I always wake up! Are you saying that you didn't touch my stuff?" I asked accusingly.
"No!" He said not looking at me.
"Liar" I growl and open my textbook for math.
Math once again passed at a snail's pace. A few disturbances were made like when Kiba said "Iruka Sensei I don't get it"
"What don't you get?" Iruka sensei asked.
"Ummm….Everything" Kiba said seriously.
"Can you be more specific?" Iruka asked.
"Ok…I don't get how you got the numbers" Kiba replied.
"What numbers?" Iruka asked keeping his cool.
"All of them" Kiba said.
We all laughed as Iruka veined "that is not being specific! Are you just trying to be funny?"
"NO! I really don't get it!" Kiba defended himself.
"Kiba I'll tutor you" I said
"Thanks Haru! Although Shika is my roommate he says it is too troublesome" Kiba said pouting "Sorry to bother you Haru"
"Nah no problem!" I said getting back to my work.
After that Math class we headed to English where we were practicing Romeo and Juliet.
Sasuke and I were hugging while Gai sensei who doubled as the male gym teacher was directing. He kept on saying "Put more feeling into it!"
We were practicing when suddenly Deidara came in.
"Hey Deidara" I said happily, Sasuke grunted.
"Umm…Hi? Haru? What are you doing?" he asked raising a brow.
"Practicing Romeo and Juliet for the cultural festival next month, remember? Today I heard we were going to discuss what event we have to do, groups 10a and us 10b are doing this play, sadly you can guess who is who" I said smiling sadly.
"Yea I think I can un" Deidara said thinking something for a moment. A sly grin formed on his face as he eyed the situation.
"Deidara what are you thinking?" I asked warily, others looking in curiosity.
Suddenly I was swept off my feet, literally. Deidara held me in a bridal style giving Sasuke a smirk.
"Sorry Romeo junior but I'll play Romeo, I don't trust you with Haru un" Deidara said giving Sasuke a cool glare.
"Hn...Fine with me but is it okay with Sensei?" Sasuke asked raising a brow.
"Sure! Actually lets change the story a bit! Instead how about Romeo and Juliet are having an arranged marriage. Juliet and Deidara or...Aaron are lovers. Romeo and Paris are in love with Juliet but she loves Aaron...oh and on the day of Juliet and Romeo's marriage, Paris and Aaron crash the wedding and Juilet runs off with Aaron leaving Romeo and Paris heartbroken" Gai sensei said writing it down on the chalkboard.
"I...I think that it is a good storyline" Hinata said shuffling closer to Naruto who backed her up by saying "It's going to be a hit! Believe it!"
"Some how I think it's going to be a bit less tense with Deidara with me" I said looking up at him, he was still holding me.
"Let me down, I must be heavy" I said trying to have him put me down.
"Yea, you must weigh a ton! Better watch out his arms don't give away." Sasuke sneered.
"Shut up! un. Haru you're light no worries, plus I'm not letting you down till you ask nicely" Deidara said smirking.
"Huh? ok...Deidara can you please put me down?" I asked.
"Nope, nicer like you were when you were just a kid un" Deidara said shifting his hands so I was a bit more comfortable. This was going to take a long time.
"Deidara nii-san can you please put me down" I pleaded but he shook his head.
"Deidara nii-chan can you please put me down?" I begged but he still shook his head.
I blushed before I said what I was about to say. Looking up at him I snuggled close to him as I did when we were small and in a quiet voice I asked "Dei-dei nii-tan pwease can you put me down? I'm scared that you'll drop me and I'll fall"
he smiled broadly and gently put me down.
I still remembered that from so long ago and it seemed he did too.
~*FLASHBACK*~
I sat in a tree watching the clouds pass by in the azure sky.
"Haru it's dangerous!" Deidara called from the bottom of the tree.
"Naw I'm fine nii-tan" I called down, being but 5 I really had no scare of anything.
"Haru! Come down now!" Deidara persisted, he being 8 knew that it was dangerous.
"Fine!" I called and started to climb back down when my footing slipped. I fell almost like it was slow motion. I could see the sky going farther while the ground grew closer. I waited for a crash, some feeling of hitting the ground but instead I fell into someone's arms.
Opening my eyes I saw Deidara holding me. It seemed he caught me before I got hurt.
That fall kinda Traumatized me a bit, so when I saw the ground I got frightened.
"Dei-dei nii-tan pwease can you put me down? I'm scared that you'll drop me and I'll fall" I pleaded, tears streaming down my face as the reality hit me, hard.
"No you'll be safe, I promise, I'll protect you forever" Deidara promised, clutching onto me tightly.
I held onto him tighter. It was a promise all children make with each other but Deidara always did protect me, well till he left.
~*END FLASHBACK*~
"So protecting me like your promise eh?" I asked nudging him in the chest.
"OH Shut up! Un" Deidara blushed as I laughed silently.
"OK! Oh right but why are you here?" I asked and Deidara raised a brow.
"If you really want to know, I was kicked out but Sasori no Danna. H'm I was being too art sketchy" Deidara sighed and then turned to Gai sensei.
"Almost forgot, Anko sensei asked to talk to you about the Cultural festival and she wants to talk to you quickly. un" Deidara said.
"Sure! But then who will look after class...you can my youthful friend! I will comeback before the next class starts!" Gai sensei ran off in the direction of the gym.
"Well, um I guess I'm the sub...h'm" Deidara rubbed his hands together, and directed from the beginning. His glare was on Sasuke the whole time.
Deidara POV
I didn't trust the Uchiha, he was too close to Haru, not to mention that they were rooming together! What was wrong with this school? I thought as I stole her from the Uchiha's grasp.
He gave me a cold glare which I returned in a more milder way.
"Sorry Romeo junior but I'll play Romeo, I don't trust you with Haru un" I said continuing with my cool glare.
"Hn...Fine with me but is it okay with Sensei?" Sasuke asked raising a brow. I could see some conflicting emotions flicker quickly in his eyes. Jelousy stayed the longest when the teacher finally said. "Sure! Actually lets change the story a bit! Instead how about Romeo and Juliet are having an arranged marriage. Juliet and Deidara or...Aaron are lovers. Romeo and Paris are in love with Juliet but she loves Aaron...oh and on the day of Juliet and Romeo's marriage, Paris and Aaron crash the wedding and Juilet runs off with Aaron leaving Romeo and Paris heartbroken" Gai sensei said writing it down on the chalkboard. I wanted to thank the weird teacher, I was pleased at the idea of stealing Haru from Sasuke, even of it was just a play.
I started to mess around with Haru, making her plead and beg to be placed down. When Sasuke insulted Haru about her weight I had to stop myself from punching his lights out.
How could he insult Haru!
Then I was in charge of the class till Gai sensei got back from the frenzy meeting with the other gym teacher.
I was not going to let Sasuke touch or get near Haru.
Sasuke's POV
The blond art teacher came in, bursting though the class.
Haru seemed exited.
Some how I felt a dark pit open in my heart as the blond took her from my grasp. I gave him a glare, and he returned it easily.
"Sorry Romeo junior but I'll play Romeo, I don't trust you with Haru un " the blond said continuing to give me a glare.
What was this? I felt like kicking the blond. I never really tried to learn his name.
Jealousy.
"Hn...Fine with me but is it okay with Sensei?" I asked raising a brow. I didn't want to switch, I'm selfish, even for the play I want Haru with me, I don't know why.
"Sure! Actually lets change the story a bit! Instead how about Romeo and Juliet are having an arranged marriage. Juliet and Deidara or...Aaron are lovers. Romeo and Paris are in love with Juliet but she loves Aaron...oh and on the day of Juliet and Romeo's marriage, Paris and Aaron crash the wedding and Juliet runs off with Aaron leaving Romeo and Paris heartbroken" Gai sensei said writing it down on the chalkboard.
Haru then started to talk about how heavy she must be.
"Yea, you must weigh a ton! Better watch out his arms don't give away." I sneered. Shit why did I say that? I asked myself as the blond gave me another glare.
The blond was now incharge of the class, I saw that he was making sure I stood away from Haru, not letting me within 50cm of her.
I growled in annoyance as the S.T. Once again pushed me from Haru.
Haru POV
"Eh? Sorry but I think I'll burst out laughing if I crash a wedding, you know I'm trying my best not to laugh even with my original part and Paris is not funny" Kiba whined.
"Fine! Then switch!" Deidara was getting annoyed.
Kiba read over the script and choose a less comic character.
"Neji! Switch with me!" Kiba pleaded.
"Yeah whatever" Neji seemed bored as they exchanged scripts.
"Thanks!" Kiba said reading his lines.
we somehow finished English just as Gai sensei came in to class.
Next was world history, Deidara walked me to class this time. We talked about how Iwa is like and how our parents were doing.
"So did you miss me un?" Deidara asked.
"NO I didn't miss you at all" I said sarcastically but he gave me a puzzled look.
"So...un...you didn't miss me?" Deidara asked kinda hurt.
"Sarcasm Dei-dei! Of course I missed you! But then again I wanted to punch you for leaving us, for leaving me without any byes." I said pouting.
Deidara's face lit up. "Don't worry, oh and I called my parents last night...they scolded me but then...they told me they missed me and loved me. un...they even said to visit with you for the next holidays"
I smiled, So Deidara called eh?
We stopped at the door, Deidara paused for a while, in the room wasn't Asuma sensei our normal World history (W.H) teacher, but a silver haired college student.
The sub and Deidara exchanged looks.
The sub wore an open button up with gray loose skinnies. He also wore a necklace with a medallion that looked like circle with a triangle inside it.
"Hidan? What are you doing here un? I thought you failed History" Deidara asked the silver haired man.
"And I thought you passed smartass, what are you fuckn' doing here? Retaking a class?" Hidan sneered. I looked back an forth between them, they didn't look too happy to see each other.
"Actually Sasori no Danna kicked me out of class so I'm accompanying Haru around un." Deidara said smirking at Hidan.
"Then welcome to my class Dei-chan" he said motioning to an empty seat behind me.
I snikered as he scowled and sat down behind me, Sasuke came in and sat to the right of me.
"Who's he?" Sasuke asked.
"A sub-teacher maned Hidan" I replied and watched as the substitute recited names for attendance.
"Fowl mouthed too un" Deidara added furrowing his brows.
"I FUCKING heard that!" Hidan said angrily glaring daggers at Deidara.
"And I don't care un" Deidara retorted glaring annoyance towards the silver haired man.
"would ya SHUT UP! Your FUKIN' speech problem is going to drive me nuts!" Hidan growled.
Deidara shot up "What did you say you emo Jashinist?"
I could feel Deidara getting angry, turning around I tried to calm him down. "Dei-dei calm down, ignore that bastard" I said calmly.
"Did you say something bitch?" Hidan walked over to my desk, Deidara was heard growling.
"No just that I think you are an ugly bastard with a fowl mouth and bitchy attitude" I said smiling although inside I wanted to rip him apart.
"Why you" Hidan grabbed the collar of my shirt and made me stand up. He brought back a fist.
"Don't touch me pervert!" I snarled and saw Sasuke get up and kick him in the side. Hidan let go and shuffled over and stumbled.
"keep your hands to yourself you *sshole" Sasuke growled.
"Fuck you!" Hidan said.
Just then headmaster Tsunade cleared her throat, "Ahem!", no-one really saw her enter the class.
"What happened?" she asked trying to keep her voice calm.
"He/She/They started it!" we say simultaneously. I pointed at Hidan, Dei pointed at Hidan, Hidan pointed at me, Sasuke at both Dei and Hidan.
"In my office now!" Tsunade-sama said leading us out the door.
As we turned to leave a very tanned and tall man came to us.
"Oh shit!" I head Hidan whisper.
"Hidan! Sorry Tsunade-sama it seems my idiot has troubled you, I was also supposed to be here to keep him from flipping out but...anyways sorry and I'll carry on with class." th man bowed and looked at Deidara. "Deidara, I'm guessing you had something to do with this as well?"
"No un Hidan-baka started it!" Deidara said sounding like a small child.
"And who are these two? Sasuke Uchiha! Itachi's younger brother! And the new student, well I'm guessing you two were dragged into the argument by the two idiots" the man sounded nice but I heard the slight hiss of annoyance seep though.
"Hidan, Deidara, Sasuke, and Haru come with me!" Tsunade left us following her towards the office.