I finished before vacation!!! YEAH!!!Hey, would you guys like to hear more about the Cullen's, or an equal amount about them and the Baker's? Please tell me, because I have no clue what you guys want, I can't read minds, I'm no Edward….Please ENJOY!

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(Allison POV)

At five o'clock in the morning, someone knocked on the guest house door. I jumped; I was in the middle of a very nice dream including me, Carlisle, and a romantic candlelight dinner…I rushed to get the door, in my sweat pants and T shirt, pulling a sweatshirt over my head as I went.

"Hello?" I said as I opened the door. There stood Carlisle (sigh) and a cameraman, camera on. I realized I was in my sweats, and blushed profusely. Carlisle chuckled.

"I was going to wake you up, this is usually when Esme wakes up…" he said, smiling at me. Oh God, that smile!

I nodded, "One minute, please. While I get dressed?" It came out as a question.

Carlisle nodded. "I'll be at the main house, see you in a few." Then, he left, and I watched him walk away, but then I realized the camera was trained on me. Great, they recorded me ogling him. Just great. I stood with the camera man for a minute, and then I got dressed, and headed toward the house.

The camera followed, and I made small talk, so the camera would have something to record. "Well, I never wake up this early; I hope I don't have to go to bed late. I wonder how hard it is to get the kids up in the morning…Hudson takes at least ten minutes…"I kept talking until I realized I was rambling, and promptly shut up. I reached the back door of the main house, when suddenly a big dog came up to me, tail wagging. It looked at me for a second, sniffed, and then ran away, howling. I stared at the place on the patio where it had been, confused. Must have been a stray. I shook it off, but resolved to ask someone about it later. I stepped through the door to find Carlisle taking a carton of eggs out of the fridge. There were already pancakes sizzling on the stove, and my mouth watered.

I walked toward him, and he turned. "Oh, hey. Do you like eggs?" he held up the carton and I nodded. "Good. I'm making breakfast for you and Jake."

"Not the others?" I asked.

"Um…no. Jake wakes up earlier, and the others usually grab a granola bar at school." I nodded, that seemed fine. They were pretty slim, anyway. I asked him if he had anything to drink, like juice or something. "Yeah, just look in the fridge; I think we have Apple Juice or something…."

I looked, and sure enough, they had apple, cranberry, and orange juice. "I'll just have some OJ,"I said, as I took the carton out.

"OJ? What's that?" Carlisle asked, his brow crinkled.

"Orange juice? You've never heard of OJ? C'mon, that's a common phrase. It's like you were born a hundred years ago or something," I teased him as he sat back down. He laughed, and I heard a loud guffaw behind me. I turned to see Jake, striding into the kitchen.

"Yeah, Carlisle, are you sure you weren't born in a different century?" he asked, as he pounded Carlisle's arm with his fist. They both laughed, it was probably an inside joke or something.

Jake looked at the pancakes, and grabbed one right of the griddle. He ate in one bite, I was surprised. "Didn't that burn you?"

"No." He looked at Carlisle. "They were done, and I didn't touch the stove or anything…"He looked nervous, and I felt bad so I let it go.

A couple of minute's later Carlisle handed me a plate full of eggs, bacon, and pancakes. "Thanks," I said, already digging in. Jakes plate was the larger than mine, yet he went up for seconds, and thirds! I sat amazed, until Carlisle tapped me on the shoulder.

"Do you want to go up and wake the kids? It won't take much, they are light sleepers."

"Sure," I said, putting my plate in the sink, and heading upstairs. I knocked on the first door, and Alice stepped out of it, fully dressed, with Rose following behind.

"I had to get up a long time ago! I had to pick out my clothes and everything!" she said, answering my unspoken question. I nodded numbly, and headed to the next door. I knocked once, and Bella came to the door with her finger on her lips.

"Nessie gets to sleep a little later" she whispered, and I nodded. I remembered that from Esme's guide.

Emmett, Jasper, and Edward woke up nicely, and I was already jealous. I wish Hudson would get up this early, I thought enviously. I brushed the thought aside, and walked downstairs, to hear the sound of hilarious laughing.

(RPOV)

Alice and I crept down the hallway to Emmett and Jasper's new room. We opened the door, and leapt inside to our husbands waiting arms. I cuddled against Emmett, and Alice curled up in Jasper's arms.

It was eleven at night, so Nessie, Jake and that…human were all asleep. The cameras also weren't rolling, so I knew everyone was otherwise occupied at the moment. Carlisle was probably in his room, talking to Esme on his cell, but at vampire speed. I also knew that Bella and Edward were texting, while Nessie and Jake slept. Alice and I were bored, and we missed our hubbies. So we escaped our pink room, and found ourselves here.

Emmett kissed me, gently at first, and then it grew more passionate. I remembered Alice and Jasper were in the room, so I pulled away, to se Alice in the same position I was in. We looked at each other, and burst out laughing. Alice put a finger to her lips.

"You get this room, and I get ours?" She whispered. I nodded, and she and Jasper raced away, leaving me with Emmett.

"Now, where were we?" I whispered, kissing his jaw.

(The next morning)

At about four o'clock, Alice and Jasper came back, so we could go back into our "proper" rooms. We raced back to our room, and just hung around, got dressed, and waited for morning. We heard a knock on our door, and we jumped up. Alice answered the door, talked to the new mom, and walked out. I followed, hoping to catch another kiss before school. I went out into the hallway, to find Emmett waiting for me, his curly hair neatly combed. I smiled, and kissed his lips quickly before turning away.

"Hey, everyone!" Alice whispered, before any of us could head downstairs. "You want to play a trick on the new mom?" Everyone nodded, and we put our heads together to figure it out. After we were done planning, we all burst out laughing, and headed downstairs.

Any ideas for the trick(s)???Review!!!