Magic of WakaLaka: HI! This is another chapter! I hope you enjoy reading this.

Nightmare: THEY WON'T LIKE THIS. I'M NOT SINGING IN THIS CHAPTER. -he pulls out a scroll- Here is all the songs that I want to sing with Michael Jackson. -he hands them to Magic of WakaLaka-

Magic of WakaLaka: Hey, didn't you already sing this some of these songs? Like Gimme More?

Nightmare: You want more? Okay! -Nightmare hands pile after pile to the author-

Magic of WakaLaka: STOP IT!

"I'm BOOORREEEDD!" Nightmare sighed loudly. "I want someone to kill… or a game to play." "Well," Lizardman replied. "You shouldn't have made your Nintendo Wii transform. Now he's off fighting with Optimus Prime and Bumble Bee against the Decepticons." Nightmare sighed again and glanced off into the harbor. His gang has been waiting here for over an hour waiting for that ship to dock. "Maaaaan, I hate to admit this but Raphael was right. It's going to take FOR-ever for that ship to land," Maxi said while Kilik nodded. Their whining session was disrupted when the sound of a crowd running filled their ears. "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" Maxi cried. To answer his question, a bunch of people ran into the dock area, stopped in front of Maxi, and yelled: "IT SEEMS TO BE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE RUNNING, IDIOT." They then proceeded to start screaming and continue to run down the harbor. "Huh? Why were they so rude for?" Maxi scowled and Kilik gasped. "THERE SEEMS TO BE SOMEONE COMING!" Maxi and Kilik took out their weapons with a loud swooooosh and stood in battle pose. Nightmare, Lizardman, and Raphael looked utterly unaffected and flipped through magazines while people ran running and screaming around them. The sky was slowly turning from its bright and cheerful blue to a cold and morbid black. "Who the heck is doing that? Turning the sky dark! I can't read in the dark! It hurts my eyes!" Raphael cried while Lizardman smacked him upside his head. "Be quiet! I can't read if you are talking!" Nightmare took his magazine, rolled it up, and then slapped Raphael and Lizardman repeatly while yelling: "I CAN'T READ WITH YOU TWO COMPLAINING! BE QUIET! I HAVE TO READ VOGUE TO LEARN HOW TO DRESS STYLISHLY!"

"WHAT?!! VOGUE IS A GIRL MAGAZINE!" Raphael and Lizardman yelled while clutching their heads. Nightmare glared at them and then his eyes turn big and sparkly. "It's always been my life-long dream to become a fashionable lad. I've been purchasing stuff from Chanel and other hard-to-pronounce foreign words!" He reached into a pink and glittery paper bag that appeared out of nowhere. "I've been taking them from the rich people that I killed!" Nightmare pulled out a lavender puffy shirt and held it out in front of him while Raphael and Lizardman admired it. Kilik smacked his forehead. "Those morons…," he murmured before someone jumped behind him. In a flash, a long samurai sword was resting its sharp edge against Kilik's neck. "Make one more sound and your blood will adorn my blade." A gruff voice commanded making Kilik shiver his boots. "OH MY GOD! GUYS! I'M GOING TO GET KILL! I DON'T WANT TO DIE BECAUSE IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4!!" Kilik screamed and in an instant Maxi smacked the guy behind his friend. The man recovered from the blow and readied his weapon in front of him. "Name's Mitsurugi and don't forget it." The man grinned evilly. Maxi and Kilik stood side by side as they prepared for an attack. Of course, if this was a serious fanfic then this will be the part of a lot of blood and gore and nice stuff like that. But this is Nightmare is made of Win and Nightmare isn't serious and he faints at the sight of blood. "Whut? What's your name, again?" Nightmare asked politely causing Mitsurugi to glance arrogantly at him.

"Name's Mitsurugi and don't forget it."

"Whut?"

"Name's Mitsurugi and don't forget it."

"Whut?"

"Name's Mitsurugi and don't forget it."

"Whut?"

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAARRH!" Mitsurugi yelled as he stomped his feet on the ground.

"MY GODDAMN NAME IS MITSURUGI AND YOU BETTER FUCKING NOT FORGET IT."

"Ahhhh," Nightmare said knowingly. "I can only remember someone's name if they use a profanity when they are introducing yourself. By the way, is it you that's turning the sky black?"

"Maybe."

"BECAUSE I CAN'T READ IN THE DARK! TIME FOR YOU TO DIE!" Nightmare grabbed the Soul Edge and started running towards Mitsurugi, who grinned widely and aim his sword low. "Heey, he didn't just take my line." Raphael pouted. "I come up with great one-liners and he always takes them for himself. I mean I'm French! If I come up with one-liners I should be the only one able to use the-"

"Quiet!" Lizardman hissed at Raphael who scowled at him. "I'm trying to watch this fight."

"Shouldn't we be fighting against Maxi and Kilik?"

"Why?"

"Because… um… they're good and we're bad."

"We? You aren't bad. You're just crazy. I was actually partnered up with Nightmare before."

"I am bad! I want to enslave the entire world under the dark power of the Soul Edge."

"That's what I mean. You're craz-" Lizardman stopped talking when he looked up and saw Nightmare staring at with his arms crossed. Raphael looked up and warily at Nightmare, too. "What were you two doing?" Nightmare asked sweetly. "Errrr," Lizardman looked at Raphael and nudged him frantically while Raphael shook his head quickly. "Oh, god, look what you made me do." Lizardman whispered to Raphael who growled. "Made you do what?"

"Talk while Nightmare is fighting!"

"AND TALKING TO RAPHAEL WHILE I WANT TO TALK TO YOU!" Nightmare screamed and smacked Lizardman and Raphael in their faces with his ultra-mega deformed hand claw thingy. Lizardman and Raphael flew through the air screaming and landed into the ocean. Mitsurugi did a double take. What kind of creature attacks his own teammates? "Boooyaaaah!" Nightmare cried happily and zoomed towards Mitsurugi. When he was close enough, he slashed his sword at Mitsurugi, who dodged it effortlessly. The sword fighting continued for a few more minutes while Kilik and Maxi watched on with excited looks on their faces. "This is better then sex!" Kilik cried while Maxi turned slowly to stare, wide-eyed, at his friend. "You had sex before?"

"What? No, it's just an expression."

"Okay, but just watch what you say because the rating of this fanfic would go up; we already have profanity and cross-dressing."

"It's time for me to take your soul, Mitsurugi!" Nightmare said and jumped high into the air. Mitsurugi knelt low with his sword out, ready for the final blow and waited…

And waited…

And waited…

And waited…

"Hey… where the hell is he?" Mitsurugi yelled out angrily, looking around and not seeing the crazy azure knight anywhere. "Whaaaaaaaaat?" Kilik cried. "Where is Nightmare? He just disappeared!" "WHAT THE HELL? IS THAT HIM?!?!" Maxi yelled as he pointed towards a figure that was far away and running quickly towards them. "How is that him?" Mitsurugi snarled. "He was right in front of me a few seconds ago; how can he be all the way in the distance? I want to kill him! Why is he acting so weird?" "Believe me, we've seen Nightmare transform an Nintendo Wii and made a Mudkip do hyperbeam. He acts like this all the time." Kilik sighed. Maxi squinted into the distance to look at the figure again until he saw that the first was taller then Nightmare and was wearing green armor. "Huh? Who wears green armor in this game?"

"Link?"

"Raphael?"

"Yoshi?"

The figure jumped up and disappeared from view to appear a few seconds later with a huge gun in his hand. He landed and started to randomly shoot at the citizens who screamed and scurried around looking for some cover. The figure stopped shooting and reloaded quickly, turning on the built-in radar system in his yellow visor. "… … … where am I?" Kilik, Maxi, and Mitsurugi stared blankly at the man in green armor. He turned around and stared at them back. "My name is Master Chief and I'm here to cleanse the world of The Alien." This granted no response from the three, who continued to stare at him. "MAASSSTTEERRR CHIIIEEEEEFFF!" Nightmare's voice filled the whole area while he came zooming back down to Earth riding on a huge yellow star.

"ARGHWHATTHEFUCK!" Mitsurugi screamed as Nightmare crashed right into him. Nightmare jumped up from the wreckage and ran towards Master Chief with his arms outstretched. "MASTER CHIEF! BROTHER!" Master Chief looked blankly at Nightmare while he hugged him wildly. "Er, Brother…,"

"WHAT? MASTER CHIEF AND NIGHTMARE IS RELATED?" Kilik screamed while Maxi stared at the siblings. "They kinda look the same, y'know."

Kilik stopped screaming and glared at Maxi. "Shut up, Maxi."

"Brother, I need your help to fight against um… I forgot his name." Nightmare told Master Chief in a serious tone.

"MITSURUGI." Mitsurugi growled angrily. "How many times do I have to repeat my name? And why does Master Chief has two names as a first name or is that his first and last name? Who goes by their first and last name all the time?" Master Chief turned slowly towards Mitsurugi, who gulped loudly. "I do, punk." Master Chief readied his huge gun with Nightmare next to him with his Soul Edge out. "Heeey, two against one isn't fair!" Mitsurugi whined. "And the green guy isn't even in this game!"

…………………

"Look who we got!" A boy yelled. "Is he still alive?" Raphael blinked his eyes and sat up, wincing. The last thing he remembered was Nightmare punching his lights out and landing into the ocean. He looked around and saw that he was in some sort of nicely adorned room, with silk curtains of the finest color. "Ugh, where am I?" Raphael grumbled while the child's eyes lit up. "Hey! You have an accent! Are you from Britain? Spain? France?" "I'm French!" Raphael snarled causing the young lad to back away in fear. "Ummm, MISTRESS!" The boy cried and ran out of the room.

Raphael looked down and noticed that he wasn't wearing his Costume 1 outfit anymore. He was wearing a pale silk shirt with lavender pants. "COOL! Can't wait to show Nightmare my new outfit… who's the stylish one now?" Raphael snickered in delight. His thoughts of achievement were interrupted when a plump lady burst through the door. "Well, you're awake!" The woman cried, her bright blue eyes looking at Raphael eagerly. "You'll attract a lot of customers. I have a lot of work for you to do." "WORK? I DON'T WORK!" Raphael said pompously while the lady laughed out loud. "I think you mean like cleaning and cooking… oh no, no, no! I have a specific work for you to do! You see a run a brothel! And I needed a new male attraction and then here you just wash up on the shore! Perfect timing too, because there are some important gentlemen coming here that would need some entertainment! I'll go prepare the plans!" The lady laughed happily again and bustled out of the door leaving Raphael to stare after her. It took a few minutes for his situation to sink in and when it did…

"GET ME OUT OF HERE! SOMEONE SSAAAAVVVEEE ME! AAAAHHHHHH!" Raphael screamed while banging on the closed door.

…………………

Cervantes stared at the sheet of paper in front of him. He's been staring at this sheet of paper for 20 minutes now. "Maaan, you've been staring at this sheet of paper for 20 minutes now," Lizardman sighed. "Just make your move. It's just Tic-Tac-Toe." Cervantes looked up at Lizardman and back at the paper while he tapped his pencil against his chin. "THERE'S ONLY TWO SPACES LEFT!" Lizardman yelled while Cervantes continued to stare at the paper. "Forget this; I'm taking a coffee break." And with that, Lizardman walked out of the cabin.

Does Nightmare have selective short-term memory?

Will Master Chief ever go to his family reunion?

What will become of Raphael?

Will Cervantes finally finish his Tic-Tac-Toe game?

Does Lizardman like cream and sugar in his coffee?

And wasn't Xianghua and Tira in this chapter?

Find out next time!