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Once Snape was able to get his hair and clothes back to normal and Voldemort was able to prevent him from killing Harry, they had the six year old magically locked in his room with things to do so hopefully he would not bother anyone or at least escape.

"That child is EVIL I tell you" growled Snape.

Voldemort sighed in frustration, the boy WAS a monster but he was vital to his immortality at the moment so getting rid of him wasn't an option.

"I have yet to find a way to return him to his normal age. The spell I used was complicated and to reverse it would need a powerful potion of some sort. However, there is still the matter of his memory loss. Perhaps the potion could restore his memory as well."

"Then we still have a horecrux to deal with" Snape said.

The Dark Lord nodded, "We should leave Potter in this state, at least he can't truly attempt to escape back to Dumbledore or his friends."

Snape nodded in agreement. Suddenly, Lucius rushed into the Dark Lord's study.

"MY LORD THE CHILD HAS ESCAPED!"

"What is this kid? Houdini!"

They ran out of the study and to Harry's room which was unlocked and all the locking spells were gone.

Then they heard a loud hiss noise and a child's laughter. They stealthy went to the source of the noise and found in one of the vacant rooms, Harry had Voldemort's pet snake Nagini, trapped so her body was like a suspended jump rope and Harry had used his magic to have her body in the air while swinging around and around like a jump rope while he was singing,

"My name is Harry, I'm pretty scary. My dad isn't hairy but he has a ukulele…."

"HARRY POTTER! PUT MY SNAKE DOWN RIGHT NOW" roared the Dark Lord. The snake plopped to the ground and kept saying, "Oh thank Merlin you came. This child is psychotic I TELL YOU."

Voldemort tried to grab Harry but he managed to escape out of the room and run down the hall.

He used his magic once again to turn the walls into many different colors and any décor in the halls was either turned into toys, candy or a combination of both.

"STOP THE CHILD! HE'S LOOSE" screamed Lucius. All the death eaters panicked when they heard the announcement. Some even left the manor all together to avoid the monster.

"I didn't sign up for this" one death eater cried.

Another was in the corner of his room rocking back and forth, "He's so crazy. Why did he make monkeys throw banana cream pies at us? That's impossible because monkeys can't bake."

Meanwhile the Dark Lord, Lucius and Snape were chasing Harry around the manor. Until finally…"I GOT HIM" shouted Snape.

Harry was under a deep sleep spell and sent back to his room which was fortified with spells, charms, guards and even more extreme had a harness around him with an unbreakable rope so even if he opened the door, he couldn't leave the room with the harness on his chest and the rope attached to the wall.

"Oh THANK MERLIN!"

They all celebrated with cries of joy and relief and went back to work.

Until the candy that Harry made turned into little candy soldiers and attacked everyone.

"HARRY POTTER" screamed Snape as he ran out of his potion lap covered in red taffy and bubble gum.

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