Author's Note: This is Barty Crouch Jr.'s viewpoint again. I know that in the book he received the Dementor's Kiss in the Goblet of Fire, but for these drabbles I'm just going to pretend that he didn't. I'll have a drabble about how he avoided it later on.
A Response To Snape's Disapproval and A Few Apologies
I have been informed that Snape strongly disapproves of me insulting him on the internet. I never intended for him to approve of it, so that's okay. Plus, he disapproves of everything so what's new? Snape is the grouchiest person in the world and no one can deny it. I loathe him and I will loathe him until the day one of us dies, which will probably be soon.
I am also astonished that he still hasn't forgiven me for accidentally hexing him after twenty years. No matter how many times I apologize for it, he still holds a grudge against me. He also hasn't forgiven me for many other incidents that happened years ago.
I have apologized at least one hundred times for putting Howlers in his school bag in my first year. My father sent me a bunch of them. I was mad at Snape and his school bag was just lying there next to me, unguarded. I also apologized another hundred times when the Howlers later exploded in his school bag. At the time I didn't even know that they exploded if you didn't open them.
I also apologized many times for putting fireworks in his school bag in my second year, which resulted in his Potions essay being blown to bits. Okay, that time I did intend to cause an explosion, but he had done something to annoy me, it was just payback.
I honestly didn't mean to push him in my second year. He just wasn't looking where he was going. It wasn't my fault that he lost his balance when he ran into me.
It also wasn't my fault that we just so happened to be by the Great Lake and he fell in.
Nor was it my fault that he was grabbed by a curious Giant Squid that tried to pull him underwater and Sirius Black just so happened to be standing by the lake with a camera.
I regret switching his shampoo with a mixture of olive oil and Polyjuice Potion. It was just meant as a harmless prank. There was no way that I could have possibly known that he was planning to ask Lily Potter out on a date that evening and had decided to wash his hair before asking her.
It was really an accident that I hit him with the Cruciatus Curse that time when we were fighting the Order.
I also nearly poisoned him once. I swear, I thought that I was poisoning someone else's pumpkin juice!
Honestly, Snape holds grudges over the most insignificant little things!