Suigetsu stared at the cards in front of him, trying to plan the best plan of action. He looked to his left to see if he could anticipate Juugo's moves. He did the same thing to Jirobou who was to his right.
He then looked in front of him to see Orochimaru, also concentrated on the cards in front of him.
"Do you have any sevens?" Suigetsu asked Jirobou. Jirobou grinned.
"Go fish."
Suigetsu cursed under his breath as he took a card from the pile.
"Alright, your turn Oreo." Suigetsu said while lifting his water bottle up to his lips.
Orochimaru narrowed his eyes at the white haired teen.
"I told you not to call me that." Orochimaru sneered, straighting his ski cape that was about to fall off.
"Whatever you say Oreo."
Orochimaru growled a bit at the name.
"Anyway, Ukon, got any threes?" Orochimaru asked.
10. Shout 'your mom' at him.
"Argh, Your mom!" Ukon shouted as he handed Orochimaru his three.
Orochimaru took it and then blinked. And then all of the sudden his eyes stared to get teary.
"MOMMY!" Orochimaru cried as he got up (cards still in hand) and ran out of the room.
Ukon, Juugo, and Suigetsu were in shock.
"Pfft" snort "Hehehehe" another snort "Bwahahaha!"
"Man! I thought that he would just argue, I didn't know that I would make him cry!" Ukon said howling with laughter.
"What's going on here?" Kimimaro said from the door way. "I just saw Orochimaru running down the hall way and screaming 'mommy'."
"Let's just say that he sensitive about his mom…" Suigetsu trailed off. "Ah damn! He took his cards with him. Now we can't play any more!"
"Oh forget the game, how bout' we watch a movie instead?" Juugo asked.
"Okay…"
"Hey guys what are you doing?" Kidomaru asked walking up to them.
"About to watch a movie, want to watch it with us?" Jirobou asked
"Sure, why not? Got nothing better to do." Kidomaru sighed.
-0-
"That was a good movie" Suigetsu said. He looked past everyone and spotted Orochimaru up ahead. "Oh, this is going to be great, Kidomaru you ready?"
Kidomaru just nodded his head.
11. Yell "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" (1)
'Geeze, if Ukon could get Orochimaru crying by just saying 'your mom', I wonder what Kidomaru will be able to do.' Suigetsu thought.
Orochimaru was right in front of them when Kidomaru bellowed at the top of his lungs "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Orochimaru stopped dead in his tracks. He slowly turned to face Kidomaru, Suigetsu with tears in his eyes.
"Oh, first you talk about my mother, and now you talk about my father you bastard!?"
"Yeah."
The next thing Kidomaru knew, there was pain in face and his ass was on the ground. A moment more Kidomaru found out that Orochimaru had punched him.
Again Orochimaru turned and ran to his room.
Despite the pain in his face, Kidomaru started laughing. Suigetsu, Ukon, and Juugo also started laughing.
Orochimaru could hear their laughter from down the hall.
'Oh, now their laughing at me. I told my therapist that everyone hated me and laughed at me!' Orochimaru thought.
…
12. Make a plushie of him and Jiraiya and tell him the Jiraiya one is cuter.
For the past six weeks Kin has been working on something private. She turned away from anyone who had tried to talk to her, especially Orochimaru. At the end of the six weeks she showed off her creations.
She had called everyone into the living room to show off her work. She brought both of her creations from her back and showed them to everyone in the vicinity.
The Orochimaru one was misshapen with stuffing coming out the side of its neck, the stitching was very poor and was seen through material, and the eyes were lopsided. The Jiraiya one on the other hand was sewn perfectly. The stitching was neat and couldn't be seen, the eyes were nice and straight and he had a nice smile sewn on too.
"I call this one (She pointed to the Orochimaru one) little Oreo. And I call this one (points to the Jiraiya one) little Ero-chan!" Kin said
Orochimaru's eye twitched.
"I worked so hard on both of them." She gushed.
Orochimaru's mouth twitched.
"Aren't they both so cute?" She asked
Orochimaru's hand twitched.
"But I must say that Ero-chan is much cuter." She said nodding her head in approval.
Orochimaru turned his back and started to walk away very slowly while muttering 'must kill Jiraiya, must kill Jiraiya, must kill Jiraiya.' under his breath.
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"Jiraiya, 52 year-old male, was found dead near the hot springs last night…"
Suigetsu looked up at the TV screen with a half-way eaten rice cracker in his mouth.
"Oh! So that's where Orochimaru went…"
1: If you can tell me what movie they just watched/ movie I used then you get a cookie.
A/N: Sorry it took so long, I wrote the chapter but then my ass of a computer delited it so I had to rewrite it.