aka y'all need to stop tempting me. Trashy Romance Novel excerpt based on this ask: Okay so instead of all the Alcor x anyone fics having Alcor as a dominating weirdo what if there was a Alcor x Woodsman story where Alcor is a little uke and blushes a lot and Mabel never EVER lets that story go and always brings it up to Henry and Dipper post/103235303553/okay-so-instead-of-all-the-alcor-x-anyone-fics-having
"Idiot," Alcor growled as he turned away from The Woodsman, a blush painting over his cheeks. "It'd be too much trouble to make a new minion, that's the only reason I saved you."
The Woodsman smiled, looming over the smaller demon. "Is that so?" He turned Alcor to face him, who refused to look up at him even as his blush deepened. A hand at the small of Alcor's back pulled him flush against The Woodsman's firm chest, and a finger slipped under his chin tilted his head up to meet The Woodsman's eyes. "Is that really the only reason?"
"W-Woodsman..." Alcor stammered, blush traveling up to the tips of his adorably pointed ears. His luminous, gold on black eyes slid closed as The Woodsman bent toward him, soft lips parted in anticipation...
"Mabel, sweetie? I think you broke your brother," Henry commented. "And I'm about ten seconds from joining him in sweater town. Please stop. Where do you even find this stuff?"
I regret nothing. Mabel traumatizing Dipper with these is too funny for me.