Cedric Diggory

I hate that mousy faced bastard Wormtail (What a silly name!) for firing the killing curse at me.

Before my soul could completely leave my body, a Vampire bit me and turned me into one.

I went all sparkly after that. And the worst part is now I am stuck with an expressionless and an extremely clingy girlfriend who calls me "Marble skinned"and all other sorts of silly names.

I was once a hot dude of Hogwarts and now I've gone all cold. Sigh.

I sincerely hope Harry Potter kicks your arse, Wormtail, whoever and where ever you are.


A/N - Sorry for screwing HP and Twilight Timeline!