A/N: Hmmmmmmm, how many times must I say these words? REVIEWS ARE CANDY, GOODNESS, ICING, ANYTHING!! Please!! I need positive feedback not this crickets chirping in the distance crap!! Okay now that you've listened to one rant here's the other. Oh and LacytheDemonicDuck is my friend. Like her or you die! (jk!)

Disclaimer: Like seriously? do you think I own CSI:NY OR NCIS? I'm just lowly and live on the outskirts of a county line in the middle of no freakin where. And even if I did, the CSI:NY season finale would've been much better!

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"DANNY!" Mac yelled after going through the case file again.

"You screamed?" Danny asked cockily.

"Don't try my patience Messer. Where in the world is your list of findings?!" Mac yelled at Danny.

"It was on mine and Linds' desk in the case file, waiting for you to come pick it up. I don't know where it is if it's missing." Danny said after he processed what was going on.

"Okay, I'l call Lindsay and ask her if she found it. Meanwhile, I want you to get to work on the DNA Hawkes found in the ultrasound gel. I need that information STAT. " Mac said calmly.

"Thanks Mac. I was about to do that anyway. Wait a second, I think I know where the list is." Danny said after looking over Mac's desk.

"Where, Danny?" Mac questioned the Italian detective.

"Um, look down." Danny said.

Mac looked down at his desk and snatched up the fallen sheet of paper up. "You're one lucky guy Messer, you know that right?" Mac asked, jokingly.

"Wha?" Danny looked over his glasses at his boss.

"Just go run the DNA sample, Danny." Mac said after sitting back down at his desk. He watched as a confused Danny walked past an ultra-springy Stella.

"Mac! Guess what?! Guess, guess, guess, guess!!" Stella screeched as she hopped up and down.

"Uhhh, there's a sale at Tiffany's?" Mac asked, as only a man could.

"NO! The vic was married to, drum roll please, Oscar de la Renta's , long lost daughter!! I did a mark up on him and I found his wife in the Navy database. Her name is Natalia Mardega. It says in her mark ups that she was once part of a powerful family but they kicked her out not long after she was born. She was put through foster care and was adopted by Juana and Carlos Mardega. The family she was born into was the de la Renta family and she was put through the orphanage and foster care system set up by Oscar himself." She said this all at a mile a minute. Mac could've sworn he told Danny to give Stella decaf this morning.

"Okay, that's great Stell, but why are you so bouncy?" He had finally had enough of her bouncing. He stood up and put his hands on her shoulders. "Stell, do I need to bolt you down?" He asked. She stopped.

"Sorry, I think Danny gave me Jess' coffee this morning. She's kinda sluggish today, don't ya think?" She asked him as she looked at a sleeping Jess and Don, trying everything he could to wake her up.

"Okay Stell, I'll talk to Danny. No more caffine." He said sternly and left the room in search of his Italian detective.

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"Yo, Mac. I think we got somethin' here." Danny Messer said, looking at his computer screen.

"What is it Danny?" Mac said, looking up from the vic's shirt that he had been processing.

"Okay, I've got multiple DNA donors. One for each of the stains and in the trace we found on the body." Danny said as he sighed, looking at the long list.

"Rattle it off." Mac said, pulling out a notepad for Flack when he and Jess along with Tony and Ziva would go to question each of the donors.

"Okay, they've all got priors or are in the system for something so I'll give you what they did originally too. Okay, jelly donut is a Michael Daimens, 43, in the system for assault 2. Coffee is one Annie Simms, 35,seems she was a he, for some reason transexuals and drag queens are in the system, beats me, anyway in for donating sperm before the...erm... transformation. Okay tobacco stain is a man known as "Cards" his real name is Marlo Vincettelli, 30, He's a drug dealer up in Queens. He's undercover for NCIS. Oh that's peachy." Danny said.

"Danny, I don't need comments I need names!" Mac said.

"A'ight, A'ight. Ummm, oh, cocaine and heroin were both him, chlorinated water is a pool cleaner named Damien Rochlesten. 26, picked up when he was 22 for rape charge. That and all other charges were dropped. I thinks he's our prime. The rape vic was Natalia Mardega, our vic's wife." Danny said as he finished off the list.

"Okay, why don't we go have a chat with Mr. Rochlesten." Mac stood and walked to the door, a whimpering Danny in tow.

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A/N: Awwww, poor Danny, made his head hurt. I like to put you in cliffy spots and you know it. I'm getting better, I swear!!!

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