I don't own 24 or Super Mario Bros. or The Three Stooges

Previously on 24

"I didn't hear we were going to have a new agent," Chloe said.

"Hello, my name is Meg," the agent said.

"I'm a new agent at UTC and I heard that there's an assassination plot against some dude named Hassan," Meg said.

After a couple of minutes, as they were being transported outside an explosion was heard and a car flew up in the air and landed.

"How is he?" Dalia demanded.

"He's fine," Farhad said.

"She was the new agent that you hired."

"I didn't hire any new agent," Hastings told her.

"She is DUMB!" Josef said to Sergei and Farhad.

"But we do—" Josef was saying.

"I tell you mother now GO!" she yelled at the two of them. Sergei and Josef left the room while they went into the kitchen. Now it was only Farhad and Meg. "Well," she said as she looked at Farhad, "hi there."

Jack: The following takes place between 9 p.m. and 3 a.m.

"Oh…my…lord. This is so freakin' hard!" Meg groaned as she was playing with her GameBoy of Super Mario Bros. 3.

She and Farhad were in a room and they were waiting for Sergei and Josef. Meg got bored of staying in the restaurant section so she decided to stay at the lounge. She dragged Farhad with her there who had been protesting.

"He doesn't even know who to jump!" Meg yelled at the Mario character in the videogame. "Jump goddamn it! Jump!" she yelled as she threw the GameBoy on the floor and it landed with a thud. "Why is World Eight so hard! Jesus!" she yelled one last time. "I hope I didn't break it." She picked up the game and looked at it. "I didn't yay!"

Suddenly, Sergei and Josef came into the room. Sergei was holding the pie as the aroma filled the air. "We've been trying to find you," Sergei told her, "here's your pie."

"Thank you so much!" Meg said as she took the pie in her hands and ate it. "I was starving to death!"

"What is that noise?" Josef asked as he listened to the creepy videogame tune that was happening.

"It's from this thang," Meg said as she held up the GameBoy, "I've been trying to get past World Eight and so far, nothing!"

"Let me try it," Josef said. He took the GameBoy and sat down next to Meg.

"Josef what are you doing?" Sergei asked him, "we need to move now?"

"Just ten minutes Papa," Josef said as he was concentrated in the game.

"Fine, only ten minute," Sergei told his son as him and Farhad walked out of the room

5 minutes later

"Man," Josef said, "this is harder than I thought."

"I told you," Meg said.

10 minutes later

"Why can't he just jump?" Sergei asked.

"Maybe he's too fat," Meg said.

"Maybe," Josef said as he tried again.

Suddenly, Sergei and Farhad walked into the room. "Josef, little girl," he said, "come on."

"Ten more minutes," Josef and Meg said at the same time.

20 minutes later

"OH so close!" Meg exclaimed.

30 minutes later

"Why is laser coming out of that statue's mouth?" Josef said, "this is too crazy!"

"Oh Mama Mia!" Mario said in the game, indicating that he lost a life. He got hit by the laser.

"Ahhhh!" Josef said as he vigorously continued to press the buttons on the game appliance.

"At this rate we will never save Princess Peach," Meg said. "I think her and Mario are cute together."

1 hour later

"There are too many spikes and too many of those circular light thingies," Josef commented, "makes it impossible for him to pass through."

2 hours later

"Why is that candle light moving towards him? Candles don't move!" he yelled.

"Can I have a turn?" Meg asked.

"In a minute," Josef told her.

3 hours later

"Why didn't they just make that dinosaur jump once? He's heavy enough to break his whole castle but no, they have to make that dinosaur jump ten-thousand times," Josef complained.

"Can I have a turn? Like NOW?" Meg yelled.

"Hold on!" Josef yelled as he almost got Mario out of the way for the dinosaur to jump. "NO!"

4 hours later

"Wow," Josef said once the game was restarted again, "are you serious? They only give him five lives?"

"May I have a turn now?" Meg asked for the umpteenth time.

"You can help me," Josef suggested.

"Why didn't you say so brother?" Meg asked him, "JUMP! DAMN IT! You just fell into the lava! Let's try again. Cactus makes perfect."

"What?" Josef asked her.

"It's a Three Stooges short," she told him.

"Oh," he said.

"JUMP!"

"Right!"

"Yes, you made it through the lava! Wheeeeee!" she said.

5 hours later

"OH COME ON!" Meg screamed.

"Josef and little girl," Sergei said as he walked once again into the room with Farhad, "we have been waiting for you come on."

"Ten more minutes," Josef said.

"Josef you said that five hours ago!" Sergei snapped at him.

""But look old dude," Meg said to Sergei, "we were almost through World Eight and close to saving the princess! And guess what, your son didn't give me a turn. He hogged my game!" she got up and stomped her foot on the ground like a spoiled brat.

"It was interesting," Josef told her.

"Well give it to me then," Meg said as she reached for it.

Josef held it up for her so she couldn't reach.

"Give it to me! Its mine!" she yelled.

She jumped on him and the GameBoy slipped out of Josef's hand and fell into the aquarium filled with fish.

"NOOOOOOOO!" Meg yelled as she ran to the aquarium. She looked like she had lost her puppy. "You," she said as she turned around and pointed at him, "are so dead. You're so gonna pay for this. Get ready to get beaten up by a fifteen year old girl."

"Fifteen?" Farhad and Sergei echoed.

"Well this should be easy then," Josef said as he and Meg got into a fighting position. They launched at each other but Sergei grabbed his son and Farhad ran and grabbed Meg away from him.

"Relax Josef," Sergei scolded his son.

"Calm down," Farhad told Meg as if he was disciplining his own daughter. He set Meg down on the floor after she and Josef had relaxed.

"If your dad wasn't here you would have bled to DEATH!" Meg yelled as she charged at him once more, only to be taken back by Farhad.

"You think you're so tough when you're actually not," Josef told her.

"And you think you're all this and that," Meg shot back.

"Children," Sergei said as he broke into the argument, "shut up before I smack both of you!"

"We're not children we're practically adults," Meg said.

"He is but you aren't," Farhad pointed out.

"Don't make me kiss you," Meg said as she turned around and faced him.

"You are obsessed!" Josef shouted at her, "with him and that stupid game that got me obsessed also!"

Meg was about to charge at him again but she was held back by Farhad again before things got really, really bloody. Meg was a very revengeful girl. She didn't let people get away with it, no matter the situation.

Sergei hit his head with his hand, "Thank God, I didn't have a girl."

"Hey," Meg said, "I'm a girl."

"Well now you remember," Josef told her.

"What did you think I was a mouse?" Meg asked him. "They're so cute!"

"You are so random!"

"Your mom is random!" Meg shot back at him.

"If you two were siblings I would've banged my head on the wall!" Sergei shouted. He was already getting an immense headache with Meg and Josef yelling back and forth to each other like they were brother and sister.

"That would have hurt," Meg told him.

"At least I would be away from this nonsense," Sergei said. "Let's just get this operation over with before I kill myself." His cell phone rang.

"That's a sin," Meg told him. Sergei gave her loo which immediately made her shut up.

The three men, and lady, got out of the restaurant and went into the car. They drove into the alley down at Flushing Queens. Sergei and Josef got out of the car. Sergei was shot and he fell on the ground. Josef saw what happened to his father and before he could react he got shot and fell on the ground also.

Meg got out of the car and looked at the two men there. "What are you two doing down there? There's no time to nap. Come on get up!" she said as she shook them with her foot. The two of them didn't wake up. "They won't wake up," she said to Farhad that jumped out of the car.

"There's no need to worry about it," Farhad said as some men joined them.

"Who is she?" one of the man asked who identified himself as Samir Mehran.

Farhad walked up to Samir and filled him on the plan. Samir agreed to this. "She is a little unintelligent but our plan will most defiantly work. She'll help us transport the rods out of the country."

"Good. It's easy to fool little girls," Samir said as he walked up to Meg.

"Ahhh!" Meg said as she was dazed by the guy standing to her, "hallelujah. Where have you been all my life?" she asked him.

"Welcome to the group," Samir said as he put his hand on her shoulder.

"Oh my gosh," Meg said as she melted away by his touch, "two cute guys, hard to choose one!" she squealed. "I choose you and you," she said as she pointed at Samir and Farhad.

The took her into the car and drove away from Flushing Queens.

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