Disclaimer: Bah! I deride your truth-handling abilities! No truth handler you!
DUN DUN DUN! Popular review dictates that the next romance is………
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Evan: Stop her! If any of you reader's have a love of –
Pietro: Yes! My sexiness transcends the sexes! But why do I have to be with Daniels?!?!
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The wind whipped through his hair as he breezed past the first five blocks to the coffee shop on the corner. It was his favorite place. A place where he could be alone and think about the dreams that haunted his bed at night.
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Lance: Pietro…And COFFEE?!?!?!
Todd: That's not good yo.
Kitty: What's like, so bad about it?
Tabitha: You want us to count the reasons for you?
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He ordered his usual, a double chocolate mocha with extra sprinkles and a ton of whipped cream. Then he took a table looking out the window.
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Tabitha: Reason 159- Pietro gets really annoying, proved by the pixie stick incidents he keeps having.
Kitty: Okay! I, like, get it. Sheesh.
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Why did he have these dreams?
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Pietro: Because all deep and sensitive men do.
Scott: Deep and sensitive? You're mooning after a guy! EVAN, no less.
Evan: Hey what's wrong with people mooning after me, Man?! Except Maximoff.
Pietro: I'm an Adonis! Who can't resist me?
Wanda: Pietro.
Pietro: Eeek!
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Dreams of his rival. Hugging him. Kissing him. And he, Pietro, enjoying it.
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Pietro: I have an objection!
Amara: Yeah! Why does Evan get Pie?
Pietro: Don't call me Pie! Hey wait…..You wanna go see a movie?
Dexroth: You had an objection…..PIE?
Pietro: Don't call m- err, yes! Why do I have the crush? Evan should be mooning after me so I can break his heart when I turn him down!
Rogue: Why? So you cahn go after mah Brotha?
Kurt: Vhat?! NOOOOOOOOO!
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Evan Daniels.
He had such a nice face. Handsome. Strong. He longed to run his hands through his blonde hair.
But unbeknownst to him someone else was thinking of him as well……
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Evan: Let it be some weird Oc, some girl, Scott….
Scott: What?! HEY!!!!!!!
Evan: ooops. *runs away*
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Evan shut his geometry book. He hadn't been able to think about homework. All he could think about was a certain rival….
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Evan: *upon returning* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ray: Have you ever noticed that the author always has us in school?
Bobby: Yeah, I was just thinking that.
Roberto: Well, we are supposed to be in school.
Ray: But if Evan kisses Pietro, Pietro can land him in jail because it's statutory!
Evan: O-O…..This just keeps getting worse……
Pietro: They have a point…..
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Pietro Maximoff.
Cocky, arrogant, sadistic, and the most beautiful man in the world.
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Pietro: I'm not a sadist!
Lance: Nope. You're a masochist.
Pietro: Hunh?
Todd: You like inflicting pain on yourself, yo.
Pietro: Do NOT!
Wanda: Pietro.
Pietro: Aieeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lance: You'd have to be if you have a sister like that.
Wanda: *stranglehold on Pietro* What was that?!
Todd: He insulted you, cuddlebumps.
Lance: TODD!!!!!!!!
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The sudden realization hit him. He would have to tell Pietro how he felt. How he longed for his kisses….
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Alex: Wow. What's going on?
Scott: NO! GET OUT!
Alex: Dude, what is your malfunction?!
Scott: YOU WILL NOT BE DRAGGED INTO HER WEB! *tackles him* YOU WILL GO TO BROTHER KURT AND THE DEMON WIL BE VANQUISHED!
Alex: My brother is FREAKIN' INSANE! *runs away*
Scott: YES! GO WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
Dexroth: Spaz.
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He threw down his book and ran out of the mansion. He knew Pietro liked a certain coffee shop. He just knew if he could get there-
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Pietro: You know, Daniels, the first step to solving a problem is admitting you have one.
Dexroth: That reminds me of one of Beck's sayings…….
Rahne: Really? What?
Pietro: And do we care?
Dexroth: The first step to admitting you have a problem is to admit it. After that….well, after that the point is pretty much moot.
Ray:….Weird……
Beck: *GLARE*
Ray: But funny!
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Pietro threw away his empty container and stepped onto the street.
"Pietro!"
He looked behind him to see Daniels out of breath behind him.
"Pietro, I have to say this. I love you!"
Pietro's heart stopped beating.
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Evan: WOOOHOOOOO! HE DIED!
Jean: Too bad. OH WELL!
Beck: Weirdos. He ain't dead yet.
Pietro: Yeah, I'm feeling much better.
Dexroth: Feel like going for a walk?
Doggy: Woof?
Kurt: Vell, ve can't take him like zat….
Jean: STOP IT WITH THE MONTY PYTHON STUFF ALREADY!!!!!!!
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Pietro gazed at the boy. It could be a trick. But in his heart he knew it wasn't. And he allowed the simple truth to pass through his lips.
"I love you too."
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Evan: I'd like to put my fist in your lips……
Pietro: You couldn't beat me if you tried.
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And they just stood there in the streets, smiling.
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Beck: Good!
Amanda: It's over?
Beck: Yeah, why?
Amanda: Kiss!
Beck: Eh?
Amanda: There was no kiss of true love! You always end these with a kiss!
Pietro: There's no need this time.
Evan: For once, we agree Maximoff.
Beck: OH but THERE is!
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Pietro cupped the Evan's face in his hands and gave him the longest, most passionate kiss, more so than even the longest TV kiss and-
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Pietro and Evan: WE GET IT ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beck: Score one for me.
Dexroth: Another job well done!
Doggy: WOOOF!
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That was Evitro!