A/N: This was actually my first IZ parody. Got the idea on the drive home from a collage visit. Ah how boring car rides can cause the mind to wander. Leave Comments or Requests!
Parody of 'Son of Man' From Disney's Tarzan, by Phil Collins.
Smeet of Irk
Oh, the power to be tall
And the doughnuts to be wise
All these things will come to you in time.
On this Invasion that you're making
There'll be species you'll destroy
And it's you who'll fly the Massive
It's snacks that you'll enjoy
Smeet of Irk, look to the sky
Raised antennae, and you'll see
Soon you'll hover tall with pride
Smeet of Irk, Tallest in time you'll be
There's no one there to help you
If you screw up really bad
But with a SIR and laser guns
You will defeat the dumb hyoomans
Smeet of Irk, look to the sky
Raised antennae, drink smoothie
Soon you'll hover tall with pride
Smeet of Irk, Tallest in time you'll be
In plotting you will scheme
And in scheming you will plot
You'll find your place above those you destroy
Oh, the destruction that you dreamed of
The visions that you saw
Well, the time is drawing near now
It's yours to claim it all
Smeet of Irk, look to the sky
Raised antennae, drink smoothie
Soon you'll hover tall with pride
Smeet of Irk, Tallest in time you'll be
Smeet of Irk
Smeet of Irk's Tallest for all to see