Author's note:

Hey! Well, here's the next chapter, I hope you guys like it and review! Oh and for my early valentine's day present my friend got me the kfp SOUNDTRACK! Totally awesome, I mean I had the movie, but I also wanted the songs, and she got me the CD! Man, she is the BEST! (of course she also got me some chocolates)

ENJOY!

Chapter 4

-Oh dear and judged

With Tigress…

She got pushed by Shifu towards them. She groaned, this day couldn't get any worse.

Oh wait, it can.

The matchmakers took her into a chair nearby. Tigress had a frown, Master Shifu was standing there, watching everything happen, with a small grin on his face. The rests, who were still watching Tigress with anger in her eyes, just stood there frozen. Not even Monkey or Mantis dared to joke about it since they knew that if they did, Tigress would murder them.

Viper slithered to where Shifu was.

"Master, with all respect, how can you let them do this to Tigress!? You can see her face screaming 'get me out of here!' yet you let them!" Viper yelled angrily. Shifu just glared at her.

"This is for the best, I don't want my daughter to end up alone, I want her to her happy, and if this experience leads her towards it, then so be it" Shifu responded.

Viper just looked at him and went towards her friends, who were supposed to be training, but they were peeking in to watch the show. She knew that there was no way for her to win an argument with her Master, mostly because he had a good argument and he even called Tigress 'daughter' which meant he was definitely serious about this. She sighed, she hated seeing Tigress like this.

Tigress was sitting on the chair. She couldn't be any more uncomfortable. First of all, she was there for everyone to see. And second, she was going to get judged by all of those people…

A goat finally took a blank scroll and a pen (of the feather thingy, you know what I'm talking about… hopefully). She circled around the tiger.

"Let's see"

"Favorite hobby" The goat asked her.

"Kung fu" The goat grimaced but wrote it down.

"Favorite color"

"Does that even matter?" Tigress asked, this was ridiculous, this were the kind of questions people asked when they tried to get to know each other.

"Just answer my dear" Tigress rolled her eyes, 'my dear' that was so fake, the goat didn't even gotten to know her more than 5 minutes and she already dislike her.

"I like… jade"

"You can just say green" The goat told her while writing it down.

"Well, there's a difference, you see, the gr"

"Now my dear, don't talk unless someone talks to you" The goat said, interrupting the tiger's explanation. Tigress let out a low growl.

"Bad temper" the goat muttered while writing. Tigress just clenched her jaw.

"Ok, favorite store"

"Store?" The goat sighed while rolling her eyes. Tigress just wanted to punch her.

"Yes, dear. A store, you know, where you can find dresses and skirts and"

"I know what a store is, mam'. But I don't go shopping" Tigress stated with an irritated tone.

"Oh dear. Gets irritated easily" the goat said while noting it on the scroll. Tigress was getting extremely annoyed, she watched as the goat scribbled in the scroll.

"Accomplishments"

"Well, I have become one of the Furious Five. I have saved China along with"

"That's not what I meant. Those aren't accomplishments, tell me dear" Tigress was getting ticked off every time she used 'dear', because it was followed by some kind of insult. The goat was lucky Shifu was here or else she would have gladly kicked her out of the Palace and made sure she never crossed her path again.

"Have you ever won any kind of BEAUTY award, or have dated someone famous or rich, or participated on a pageant?" The goat asked.

"Excuse me, I'm Master Tigress, do you really think I have competed on a pageant?!" Tigress shouted. The goat grunted.

"Loses control of her temper easily" She wrote. Tigress swished her tail from one side to another, glaring at the goat. She snatched the scroll away and tore it in half. The goat just gasped, but in a couple of seconds she took out another scroll and started writing. Tigress growled, but before she could do the same thing with the other scroll, Shifu came.

"TIGRESS!" Tigress turned around and looked at the ground with shame.

"Tigress! You stop that right now! You are acting like an immature child! Now just answer to this nice lady and do what she asks you to" The goat smirked and Tigress was about to tell him how the goat was nothing but a big insensible mean good-for-nothing b****, but Shifu cut her thoughts.

"That's an order Tigress" Then he turned around and went to the side to continue watching.

"Well, as much as I want to continue getting to know you" the goat lowered her voice "or not" Tigress gave the goat one of her well-known killer looks.

She wrote "awful looks... they could kill"

"But now that I know your personality" Tigress just shook her head unbelievingly. This was not her personality, at least not all of it. If only she got to know the side of her that Po knew, then she would be impressed.

"Now you need to go with my other friend who will study your appearance" The feline frowned.

"What's wrong with my appearance?"

"Oh dear, where would I start" She muttered while walking away. Tigress bit her lip to stop her from going after the goat. Soon enough, a pig appeared in front of her.

"Oh well, let's get started shall we?" The pig said in a perky attitude. She made Tigress stand up with her arms raised. Tigress had no trouble at all, and up until now, she didn't feel like scratching or punching anything.

"Oh my. Ughh, wow." Where the phrases that the pig kept repeating as she circled around Tigress.

"She is not doing very well, is she?' Monkey whispered to Viper, Viper shushed him, but she knew he was right.

"Tigress, tell me honey, do you wear chest bindings or something similar" The pig asked softly. Tigress bit her lip and started blushing. She knew that Shifu, the five (Currently 4) and the other ladies there, were listening, and to make it worse, the room was now quiet.

Tigress looked around and then went back to the pig, she leaned forward and whispered something to her ear.

"So you do, huh" The pig said out loud for everyone to hear. Tigress blushed, 'Just kill me now' she thought.

"Well, you are straight as a board….no that's actually not true" Tigress sighed "even a board is curvy" She was starting to hate the pig now.

"Well, if you want to find someone who will like you, you will have to stop wearing that. And start wearing other things besides that ugly vest" The pig made a look as if saying 'or you are lost'. Tigress made sense of the words the pig just told her, so to recap, the pig just called her ugly and

"I have to be change my appearance so that someone will like someone who I'm not but looks pretty" Tigress told the pig, hoping to make her realize how stupid it was. But the pig didn't understand.

"Yes! That's exactly what I said! I'm glad you get it" The pig said patting her on the back. She went with the other ladies and told them something. She went back to where Tigress was standing with a box.

She opened it, the others were wondering what the box had in it.

"Oh no. I am NOT wearing that! NO, Nein, Non. NO!" She yelled. The pig shook her head, Master Shifu went to them, knowing how the pig wasn't going to be able to control the feline's outburst.

"Tigress, you will be wearing that! Unless you got a boyfriend, you are not getting out of this! And last time I checked, you don't have one!"

Tigress shrugged, she wasn't going to deny that, but she didn't want to wear that. And to be honest, it kind of offended her.

The others saw her,

"We got to help her guys!" Viper said, she started to slither to where they were.

"Yes, she does have a boyfriend!" They all turned to look at her, and suddenly the snake got nervous, she looked around…

"Is... is Crane!"

"He is?!" Tigress said.

"I am?!" Shifu looked confused.

"I mean, of course he is!"

"Oh right, I am" They got closer together, and faked a smile towards Shifu.

"Oh really, well I guess you can prove to me that you are a couple by doing something only couples do" Shifu said, he knew they were faking it, but just to make sure.

Tigress and Crane looked at each other. Tigress took his wing.

"There, see. That's a very couple-ish thing to do" Even she knew this was not convincing.

"Oh, of course it is… what about a kiss, then I will stop this" Shifu insisted.

Tigress and Crane looked at each other, the rest where so intrigued with the scene wondering if they were actually going to do it.

Tigress gulped, she closed her eyes and started to lean forward, Crane also closed his eyes… their faces were growing closer and closer to each other, until they were just centimeters apart. Just when their lips were going to kiss…

"Ok, sorry I can't do this!" Tigress shouted, drawing back. Crane let out a deep breath.

"Yeah, sorry"

"Ok Tigress, now that you stopped this 'scene' of yours, and you proved that you indeed don't have a boyfriend, then you have to wear that"

"Now GO" Tigress took the box and stomped away and into her room.

Po suddenly came in. He had been there watching from the outside, well, he only watched when Tigress was about to kiss his buddy… man, he was glad she didn't. It would have broken his heart.

"Po, where have you been?" Shifu asked.

"umm, just helping my dad" He stuttered. Shifu dropped the subject and ordered them to go and get some training done.

While they were walking to the training hall, Po asked,

"So Crane, why were you about to kiss Tigress?" Crane was about to answer, but of course Mantis had to joke about it.

"Ohh, why is someone here jealous?"

"Pfft, me? Of course not…. So why were you crane?" Viper just giggled.

"Well, it was the only way for Tigress to get out of the whole matchmaker thing" Crane said.

"Oh" Po said, he was relieved that there was nothing else to it… he was remembering what the Soothsayer showed him…

Well, I was planning that this chapter was going to be shorter, but apparently my fingers didn't got the memo. I will write what Po saw on the next chapter, so don't worry about that :) Anyway, please leave your reviews (3?). I will update soon! Also Happy Valentine's day! Enjoy it and make sure to eat tons of chocolates! (I know V-day is tomorrow, but still)

-Peace out:)