Facebook!
Disclaimer: WISH LIST: ipad, macbook, dog, rights to harry potter and percy jackson, world peace.
Username= persons actual name (im sorry if it confuses you ;)
Chat room
Harry P is online
Harry P: Anyone here?
Dumbledore is online
Dumbledore: Oh, hello Harry.
Harry P: Hi?
Dumbledore: What?
Harry P: No offence, but its kind of weird chatting online.
Dumbledore: Rude…
Dumbledore is offline
Harry P: Great I scared away my professor, who happens to be the only one who will talk to me :(
Draco M is online
Harry P: What are you doing here Malfoy?
Draco M: What? I'm aloud on Hogwarts chat…
Harry P: No, no your not.
Draco M: BUT IM A STUDENT!
Harry P: Too bad, I don't like you.
Draco M: Well luckily brats like you don't control this :P
Harry P has reported Draco M
Draco M: HA im still here!
Draco M has been banned for 1 hour
Draco M: HA! ONLY ONE HOUR!
Draco M is offline
Harry P: Sucker…
James P is online
Harry P: DAD?
James P: Hello son.
Harry P: YOUR ALIVE TOO?
James P: Nooo, I'm definitely dead ;)
Lilly P is online
Harry P: MOM!
Voldemort is online
Voldemort: Yes yes, enough with the happy reunion. AVADA KEDAVRA!
James P and Lilly P are offline
Harry P: Err- Voldy? We're online, you cant kill me though a computer.
Voldemort: Then why are your parents offline?
Harry P: Probably because they don't want to talk to you, considering you killed them.
Voldemort: ILL BE BACK!
Harry P: Now you just sound like the terminator.
Voldemort: That was mean!
Voldemort is offline
Fred W is online
Harry P: FRED! YAY! Someone is online that doesn't want to kill me!
Fred W: Your parents wanted to kill you?
Harry P: Err- I kinda forgot to do the dishes last night.
Fred W: Ohhhh, then I'd go in hiding. 'cause obviously you cant survive an angry dad, but can survive the killing curse.
Harry P: Obviously.
Harry P: OH NO! THEY FOUND ME.
Fred W: Probably from the GPS I helped them install in your laptop.
Harry P: …
Harry P is offline
Fred W: Harry?
Fred W: Great, come back to life and all everyone does is ditch you. :(
Ron W is online
Fred W: RON! BUDDY!
Ron W is offline
Fred W: Come on!
Fred W is offline.
George W is online
George W: Ugh, just missed everyone!
Molly W is online
George W: MOM?
Molly W: HEY! I THOUGHT YOU WERE CLEANING YOUR ROOM?
George W: Err- I am?
Molly W: GET TO IT, RIGHT NOW!
George W is offline
Molly W is offline
Sirius B is online
Remus L is online
James P is online
Lilly P is online
Sirius B: Looks like the adults took over! MWAHAHAHAHA
Remus L: Sirius, that is very immature. YOU NEED DRAMATIC LIGHTING!
James P: *puts spotlight on Sirius*
James P: *cues dramatic thunder*
Sirius B: okay, now, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lilly P: Good job. *claps*
Sirius B: Thank you! Thank you!
Harry P is online
Harry P: You guys are weird!
Voldemort is online
Voldemort: Now do you understand why I killed them?
Harry P: I cant really answer that.
Voldemort: Whatev, weirdo.
Voldemort is offline.
Harry P: YOUR WEIRDER THAN ME!
Lilly P: Uh, Harry? He's offline.
Harry P: Oh
Sirius B is offline
Remus L is offline
James P is offline
Lilly P is offline
Severus S is online
Severus S: TEN POINTS FROM GRIFFYNDOR!
Harry P is offline
Severus S is offline
A/N next chapter they meet, I think.