Author's note:
Prime. Thank you for giving me some more ideas and inf on zack. Thought I will make some small changes to make sure that he isn't to OP. But he will stay mostly the same.
BTW I'm following the two seasons of the show and after that I will continue on to the manga and movies. Thought there will be a few original chapters. But I will be skipping over episode 4 and 5 as I have no idea what to do with adonis and zack in those episodes. I'll probably make those into later chapters but for now I'm gonna skip to episode 6.
Also If anyone has any suggestions please tell me
It's been a couple days since zack came back to Sorami. It was the weekend so tomo,sho,zack and I were sitting down in the living room doing our homework. Zack was wearing his jacket which he said confused him and he wasn't hot, I was wearing a red shirt with shorts and my headphones. Tomo wearing a green shirt with shorts, while sho wore a nice yellow dress. Ikaros wore a strapless top and a sweater to hide her wings. "Man this is really starting to piss me off." tomo was complaining.
"What?" I was actually kind of curious.
"This homework gave us. He always gives us this crap that no normal person can ever solve." He has a point. Sure I found it to be pretty normal, but I'm not really normal."It's driving me crazy. But I'm gonna solve this problem even if it's the last thing I ever do."
"Well good for you tomoki. But I don't even have any idea what the question is asking. Do you"
As expected sho didn't know it either. What's with me today? Why am I being such a dick?
"You're not the smartest girl I know. If I don't get, you don't have a chance of knowing." At that point I wanted to punch tomo in the face but I resisted. I'm not gonna go back to protecting sho. Not again. As I sat there finishing up, zack sat next to me drinking his absolute favorite drink. Root beer. He absolutely loves it. He says it calms his senses. In fact he loves it so much that if anyone ever tried to drink one of his cans he'll pile-drive them. I've had the experience and I still have nightmares.
After a while tomo looked at iki."Hey I got an idea! why don't I get ikaros to give me a card."
"Hell no! you'll end up destroying the house or maybe even almost end the world...again!" I've been fortunate in not dying the last few times he used a card, and I want to stay you very much.
"Aye, Nii-san has a point. Hell you might even do something perverted again. In which I will have to severely punish you." Suddenly I could feel death surround zack. But as he said this tomo was already under the table trying to get a peek of sho's panities under her yellow dress. At that point it was too late for him as zack pushed up the table and began to stomp on tomo's face.
After Zack was finished and tomo was lying on the ground twitching, I got an Idea. "Hey why don't we go ask Sugata for some help. He's pretty smart."
Later on we found the sugata residence but it turns out that Sugata didn't live there. "That's weird. This is the only pace with name sugata."
"Well I haven't seen you guys in a while." The prez. When I noticed her I automatically moved back a couple feet while everyone stood there calmly.
"Oh hi prez." Sho said calmly.
"YO, good to see you!" Of course I stood there saying nothing.
"Hello . I never really introduced..."
"Oh don't worry zack. I know you." Huh? have they meet before, or is she really keeping tabs on everyone at school like I've heard. " By the way tomoki I need to confirm something. I heard that you pick out all of sohara's panties now. Am I correct?" I look over at tomo and sho and I'm quite surprised to see the both of the blushing. Holy crap! The rumors are true!
Before anything worse could happen zack spoke up."Madam president. Do you happen to know where dose sugata live?"
"Oh. Yes, he lives right by the riverbank. Let me show you the way." I was quite surprised to hear that sugata lived at the riverbank. I was also quite surprised at how brave zack could be.I really need to be more like zack. Damn.
When we got to sugata's real place we found him fishing and living in a tent."This is where you live! A flimsy old tent!" Tomo's screaming was starting to get on my nerves.
"Yeah. What's the problem."
"So you're saying that you walk from here to school and you're never late!" That's some amazing dedication.
" welcome to my humble abode."
"Thanks for having us. Now could you help us with our homework." After a few minutes Sugata was utterly destroying the homework. Till he looked at iki.
"Hey Ikaros, could you do me a favor and finish up these equations for me."
"An equation, I'll try."
"I don't get it. Why did you give it to her." Tomo seemed kinda worried.
"I think we should see how well she would do. After all she did say that she was created by the synapse."
After a few minutes "I'm finished."
"Amazing. So we didn't have to come here anyway." But the paper only had one word Master. Each page only said Master. Interesting. She doesn't seem to have much computational abilities.
But... why? "Damn it! And I was getting all excited for noting." After an hour we were finished.
"Hey sugata if there is anything you need us to do for you, you got it. After all we do owe you." Man, zack is too good.
"Oh I will definitely get something in return." At that point sugata opened the laptop to his right and pulled up a screen showing the black hole he has been obsessing about. But there was only one thing in my mind as he showed us the screen. How the hell does he have internet here? I've always had a problem with nitpicking. "That computer model shows that the disturbance is still above the city."
"Yeah, so?" If i recall he said the black hole was gonna fly over the city the same day Tomo found Iki.
"Well up to this point, the new world has been circumnavigating the earth. But now it has stopped and stayed above Sorami. This sort of thing has never happened before." Does it have to do with Iki's sudden appearance?
"All I see when I look up is the beautiful sky." The Prez pointing out the obvious. Of course I didn't say that.
"The night I found Ikaros it was like a hole ripped through the sky."
"Maybe it's refracting light or hiding behind the clouds. It's whole nature remains a mystery to us as of now."
"Yo Ikaros," Tomo yelled at her "go fly up and check out the black hole for us."
"As you wish master." Iki then took of her sweater, revealing her wings and then she flew up. We all stood there in anticipation till 5 seconds later she came back."I didn't find anything out of the ordinary master"
"If she can't find a problem, then nothing weird is going on." Sugata then got a weird look on his face."You look disappointed." Tomo said.
"Oh! it's nothing. I just have to check something myself. It could take some time."That's when I noticed the hanglider next to the tent.
"Are you planning on flying up there yourself? " The glider seemed to be in quite good shape. That could be what he was trying to do the day we meet him.
"Yes.I'm planning on running another test flight you guys wouldn't mind I would like your help. In fact since we don't have school tomorrow why don't you all stay here tonight."
As everyone looked stunned, including myself zack came to the rescue." Sure" Damn it...
"You know what I find strange" the Prez was using a condescending tone that I found pretty scary."The fact that the younger brother is so much confident and better looking than the average older one." Damn it! So what! zack is 3 inches taller than me, has long black spikey hair, ocean blue eyes and fangs that make his smile even better to the girls. I've always known that zack was cooler and better than me but...I'm...not...average!
"Screw you!"
"Such an average comeback." This Evil Wench... I'm gonna...
"Shut up."This time it was Zack."Don't you dare talk that way to my bro..." His voice got super serious. And there was the aura of death but it seemed worse. "Say sorry..."
The Prez found her match "I~I'm sorry." Why... Man, I'm to weak.
After the situation got better everyone was given a job for were gonna make curry. Tomo, Sho and I were given the task to fish. Sugata and the Prez will cook and Iki and Zack will go shopping. "Zack make sure Iki doesn't do anything "
"You got it Nii-san." But what happened was very different. Everyone except for me went to spy on Iki and zack.
"Huh... just wonderful." I then had a great idea. Time to go find out where sugata gets his internet. After inspecting around the tent I gave up. Maybe... I got on Sugata's laptop and did some research on the Uranus Queen. It said exactly what I thought it would. "Kokonoe Takanashi found remnants of ancient writings describing an angel that would destroy civilizations and leave little to no survivors. They called the angel the Uranus Queen." It seems as no one believed the extra info granny told us. Could Iki be... no she can't be.
Later every came then put all the ingredients onto the table. "Watermelon, potatoes, carrots,onions,meat."Ok now, first off where the hell did the watermelon come from. Secondly those arent even onions, those are noddles. Finally why the is the "Meat" a baby chick.
"You can't kill a chick for curry!" I grabbed the chick and held it close.
"Nii-san, you really love birds don't you."
"Yes and that begs the question... Why the hell did you let Iki buy a chick!"
"Why not?"
"Jesus..."
"Oh,I almost forgot,"Iki then pulled out a bottle of soy sauce."The base for the curry."
"Uhh. I don't think you make curry with soy sauce." Tomo looked as if he knew from experience.
"Master, did I not shop well?"
"...You get an F for gonna need more practice." Iki looked really depressed.
"I'm sorry, master."
"Oh. I guess for your first time you did pretty well for your first time." Tomo peted Iki on her head.
After a while we finally started to fish. "I got one!"
Then Sho's fishing hook started to move."What do I? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" She then fell into the water. 6th. But her entire dress was soaked and became see through."Uhhh."I then knew it was only a matter of time. I ran as far as I can and left Tomo there alone. I hope you survive. But I will salute you, my friend. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Then I heard a crack.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"The next thing I knew Tomo was stuck in a tree.
"Nii-san...I'm sorry" Zack was right in behind me. I knew it was over.
"Please...be gentle."
"For you... I can not." about five minutes later I woke up with a huge bruise on my head and in front of me Iki was holding a giant fish. Am I hallucinating? "Nii-san are you alright?"
"Am...am I dead yet?"
"No, not yet." Zack told me how Iki left and brought a fish from Africa.
"I hope it's edible."
"Aye."
"You've been watching too much anime again haven't you?"
"Says the guy who has an MP3 filled with anime music."
"touche."
It turned out that the fish was in fact inedible. So we just ended up having regular curry, which Iki made and it was quite good. The next day we were on top of the hill overlooking Sugata's place. Tomo was strapped into Sugata's hanglider."Wind. Check. Positioning Check. Weather conditions are good. Now Hit the sky Tomoki!"
"Aren't you supposed to be the one doing this insanity."
"Everything is an experience. Now go!" On Que Sugata pushed Tomo off the hill. But right as Tomo got into the air, he fell.
"Will he survive the fall Nii-san?"
"He'll be fine. Come on lets go get him." I was right. Tomo only had a couple cuts and bruises. When we got home I went straight to my room and let the chick, that I've been holding on to, go free.
"Everything all right Nii-san?"
"Why are you much stronger than me? I thought the older brother was supposed to protect his younger brother."
NiI-san once your gene kicks in..."
"So what! You don't even have the gene and yet you're strong! Hell, you have the abilities the gene should give me without even having it. Through sure will power."
"But Nii-san you're amazing at using Zio and Agi, and your very fast with them to." Zio and Agi are the names of my two custom swords. They have sharper blades and are pretty light but strong. The also have custom hilts. The hilts have trigger designed to make rotating the blade easier.
"It doesn't matter. Just leave I'm going to ."
"Good night. Nii-san." Zack left for his room.