Hiya!! I'm not going to do character interview, so…TOO BAD SUCKERS!!Oh and just a warning, I sometimes have a perverted mind.
3 weeks later!
"Black death in position."
"Aburama Brat in position."
"Big Z in positon"
"Cancer Stick in position"
"Dog Breath in position'
"White-eyed stalker in position."
"BBQ in position"
"Genjutsu Girl in position."
"Okay, on my mark, one two thre-"Asuma was cut off all both his and Kureinai's team heard a mighty battle cry and a sound of hundreds of poofs. Quickly surrounding the enemy, all the Naruto lurched forward to apprehend the suspect.
"I got it!! Sens- OW! WHAT THE FUCK YOU YOU DOING TO LITTLE FURBALL I OTTA SKIN YOU RIGHT HERE AND NOW!!" Naruto said, struggling to keep the claws of the cat from ruining his newly made mask.
" Subject obtained, report back to Hokage tower. " Asuma said, Shushining back to redeem their pay.
Hokage tower
"Good job on catch the dem- I mean cat, now you can either mow Ukai's lawn, help out at the elder's center, or –"
"Oh No! Come back her Tora!"
"Catch that damned cat again." The hokage said, listing the possible missions.
"Ojiji, can you please give us a better mission. We are both capable teams, together with a Jonin, we are more than ready to do at least a C rank." Naruto said in a singsong voice.
"Crap, he wouldn't… would he? I better give in unless I want IT to happen again." Sarutobi though, the memory sent shivers down his spine.
flashback
"Ojiji! Can we go get ice cream?" Naruto said in the same singsong voice.
"No Naruto, I have paperwork, Damned paper, I bet all the paperwork I have down could've built another forest." Sarutobi replied, massaging his temples.
"Fine" Naruto said, mumbling something the hokage couldn't hear.
next morning
Sarutobi went over to his closet to retrieve a new pair of Hokage robes. Opening the closet door, his eyes were nearly burning right of their sockets. Every single robe was dyed neon pink, some even tie-dyed different shades of it. A note hung on the doorknob that read:
"So, how do like your new wardrobe, old man? I will use that voice again and you better be ready."
At the bottom was a poorly drawn picture and Naruto holding up a peace sign.
Flashback end
"Sure Naruto," Sarutobi said, cutting Iruka's lecture of the Shinobi ranks short. "with two teams, you guys should be able to handle this mission. It is a protection mission. You guys are going to Suna to protect the Kazekage's family while he's away in the Village Hidden in the Sound."
"Ano, shouldn't this mission be a higher rank than?" Ask Hinata.Note: Hinata only stutters while talking with or about her dad.
"No, since it is a low risk of a person to be attacked within their own village, I'm not exactly sure why they would need a mission like this but that doesn't matter, pack up, you're going to be leaving the village for about 4 weeks."
"Hai!" Chorused the group of ninjas before Naruto, Shino, Asuma, And Kurenai shushined since the rest of them didn't know how.
"Damn" they all thought, as they were all forced to use the stairs.
At the Gate
All the other ninjas had at least a moderately large backpack with them. Only Shino and Naruto had none but a small expandable backpack, which was mostly empty.
"Hey, dobe, where's the rest of your stuff? Unless you forgot it!!" Kiba teased, trying to reaction out of Naruto, unfortunately, he didn't. "Hey, dobe, I'm talking to you!" Kiba said, once again trying to do what Sasuke couldn't, lift him. Naruto stood there, didn't even budge as Kiba tugged, pulled, even tried gnawing to lift Naruto. Kiba then tried one last thing, marking.
"Inuzuka-san, if you do what you are attempting to, you will see hell as a happy place." Naruto warned him, pointing his sword at the boy's groin. Kiba wisely back off.
"Now that that's over, let's start our mission, shall we?" Naruto said, taking a step out of the gates, not even waiting for the others to reply.
3 days later
"Here we are, Suna!" Naruto announced, pumping both fists into the air.
"Hopefully, I get to see Temari."
"Ohhhh, looks like SOMEONE has a crush." Hikira teased
"Oh shut up, I also want to see Gaara and Kankuro."
"Fine, YOAI crush!"
Naruto mumbled something about troublesome foxes.
"I love you too!"
As they walked through the streets, the other genin started to notice the respectful looks and gestures directed to Naruto.
"Um…Sir, can I have your autograph." A 6-year-old girl said, running up to Naruto.
"Sure thing, kid." Naruto said patting the girl on the head and then signing the pad of paper, watching the girl happily run off to her grandmother.
"Hey, dobe, what was that all about? Fame from being the biggest idiot in the world?" Kiba said with a smirk on his face.
"If I am a dobe, than what are you, a worm? If you haven't noticed, I have better scores than you in all categories." Naruto said, continuing to walk towards a large, 3 story building. Walking in front to the door, instead of knocking, Naruto just opened the door and yelled:
"I'M BACK!!"
Instantly, 3 blurs ran down the stairs to greet the blonde. I first one was a blonde haired girl, who started hogging and crying on Naruto shoulder. Only to stop and whack him on the head with her overly sized fan yelling:
"WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL US, GOD DAMN IT I WAS WORRIED SICK!"
While a boy dressed in a black cat suit snuck up behind Naruto, caught him in a headlock, then began you give him a noogie. The third figure, a boy the same age as Naruto who was a red-head, only smiled and started to poke Naruto HARD in the sides.
The rest of the group stood outside the door and watched as the events unfolded, even Shino was shocked at the behavior. Nobody, not even him, was able to man-handle Naruto this level.
Suddenly, another blur ran through the door and tackled Naruto to the floor.
"Oh, Brat, I missed you sooooo mush! Guess what! I have been a ninja for 3 months now! I'm going on a mission in 2 days, you wanna come too?!" A little boy asked, nearly choking Naruto with his big bear hugs.
"Okay, Dai, I get it, let go." Naruto said, prying the now pouting boy off his neck.
"So can you go? Huh huh huh huh huh?"
"I'll have to ask the Kazekage first since I'm here for a mission also." Naruto said, taking off his mask after turning around so no one could see his face. Then, taking a deep breath and replacing the mask on its rightful spot.
"Ah, I haven't had a deep breath of desert in such a long time." Naruto said, then turned around and knelled in front of the little boy.
"Now, Dai, go get packed up while I'll go see the Kazekage."
"Right Brat!" Dai replied, before the 10 year old sped out the door once more.
"So, let's go report to the Kazekage, and then ask him if I can go with Dai on his mission." Naruto said, before bursting into smoke, symbolizing that it had be a clone all along.
With Naruto
"Kazekage, my clone has informed me that you nephew is going on a mission in 2 days, I am on a mission to protect your family, is this a part of it?" Naruto asked, intrigued that a 10 year old boy was going on a high C rank while he was 12 and only doing a low C rank.
"Yes, I see your concern; I myself was surprised at this request. I was away when this mission was assigned and my substitute took over. The client has already meet them and agreed, it is too late to back out and it would be dishonorable." Replied the Kazekage, sighing that he had to do this.
"Hai, I understand, shall I accompany him on his mission, if it is not too much trouble." Naruto asked, getting to his point.
"That would be nice, though only you, if your whole squad goes, it would make us look like we couldn't handle a simple C rank." The Kazekage said, pulling out some paperwork and handing it to Naruto.
"C rank no less; a greatest ninja could get killed or mortally wounded on a simply D rank if not prepared." Naruto said, remembering the fight with Tora the cat.
"Correct as always, I heard that you and Temari were going out some time," The kazekage said, winking at the boy, making his face flush 5 different shades of red. "I have no problem with it, I see you as Naruto, no more, no less. You are a great man and I am sad to see that your village doesn't see that."
"Thank you, Father." Naruto said, smirking at what he picked up from the days with Gaara.
Flash Back!
"Hikira, I sense a demon nearby." Naruto thought, confused with the idea of another demon nearby.
"Hai, I believe it is the One Tail. From the chakra level, he has also been sealed." Hikira replied, hoping that he would get to see his long lost friend again.
As Naruto continued to walk through the desert, he saw a small bump on the horizon. Naruto quickly hastened his pace and came face to face with a VERY tall wall.
"The charka source is here isn't it Hikira? Naruto asked, feeling that he was very close to it.
"I believe so, try looking for him, he might have had it the same you did." Hikira said, not realizing he had brought up some unwanted memories.
Naruto ran into the village, hoping he wasn't too late to save the boy if it was as Hikira said. Searching the village, he finally came to a sobbing redhead, crouching next to a half-dead body. He saw that under the body's vest, he was covered with explosive tags. Reacting on instincts only, Naruto sped over to the body and kicked it hard up into the air, a few seconds later, they witnessed is blow up into tiny bits and pieces. The small red head sat there, with a newly carved kanji for " love" on his forehead.
"You must be the vessel for the One tail, are you not?" Naruto asked the boy, not even fazed being accustomed to death long age. The boy could only nod his head slowly as he attempted to process all had happened on that fateful night.
"Good, this might hurt but bear with me." Naruto said, doing some handsigns and touching the stunned boy lightly on his seal found on the back of his neck. They only felt a small pain, being so used to emotional and external stress.
Mindscape
The background slowly melted in a vast desert symbolizing the redhead's mind.
"I expected no less of a dreary place for a boy who has endured as much as me." Naruto said out loud, Hikira nodded in agreement.
"Who dares to enter the great lair of the Sukaku!!" A loud voice rang throughout the desert, seeming to echo beyond the dunes.
"Quiet down, Clubby, or you'll wake the children up." Hikira said in a hushed voice while setting down a now sleeping redhead and Naruto.
"Sadist? Is that you?!" Sukaku said, not believing his own eyes.
"I told you not to call me that, Clubby!" Hikira said lashing one of his tails out to the raccoon.
"I'll start when you stop calling me Clubby!" Sukaku replied, crossing his arms around his chest and looked away.
"Yeah, whatever, we need to talk about you and your vessel. He's not getting enough sleep, he'll soon go insane due to fatigue." Hikira said, recalling his tail.
"Don't you think I don't know that already?! Stupid seal, it's so weak, it's practically begging me to rip it off. If I did, me and the boy would die in the process. Stupid humans, they can't even properly seal a demon." Sukaku said.
"You know, whether or not you like it, you should do what I did, I passed the tile of Kyuubi to the boy. I am now the boss of fox summons while still a demon, making me live forever." Hikira said, showing Sukaku his reasoning.
Sukaku thought to himself for a while. Then came to a conclusion:
"that's…that's…A GREAT IDEA!! WHY THE HELL DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT!!"
"Okay, so here is what you do…" Hikira trailed off.
on the outside world
"You think they'll be okay? Don't you think the Sukaku wll get out since Gaara is sleeping?" Ask the nurse, having concern for both of the boys.
"I hope not! That BOY is a demon!" The other nurse said, walking out of the room. Suddenly, the two boys started to move, startling the nurse.
"So, it seem Hikira got Sukaku to fuse." Naruto thought in his head.
From that day on, those two were best friends, turning Gaara from a man-killing monster, to a elder helping young boy.Naruto also became quick friends with the Kazekage and his family.
End of Flashback
"Guys, I'll be going with Dai on his mission." Naruto said to his peers once they got settled in the Sabaku household.
"Hey! Why does the dobe get to go on a mission within a mission but not us?!" Kida retorted .
"Shut up, Dog Breath, I'm going with the Kazekage's permission." Naruto said, whipping out the paperwork as proof.
"Ano, what's the mission rank and the mission itself?" Hinata asked, eyeing the papers as well.
"It's a C rank on wiping out a small group of bandits and the outskirts of the desert." Naruto said, rereading the mission information.
"Well better get to the team to see their skills. Ja Ne." Naruto said, Shushining to the Squad team point.
"Damn." The rest of the group thought, wishing they had a better mission than babysitting.
Sorry!! I haven't undated in sooo long, I have been really busy with school and all.
QUOTE OF THE CHAPTER
"There are two theories when arguing with women. Neither one works."- Will Rogers
"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all it's students."-Louis Hector Berlioz
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