AN: I'm not going to lie this chapter gets pretty weird
Republic City Three Years After Naruto Boinked Kuvira…The First Time
"Well, folks it's a controversial call but the Wolfbats notch a nasty knockout to win the match! For the fourth year in a row, they'll be crowned tournament champions."
In a gambling parlor deep in the downtown shopping area of the capitol city of the United Republic the sounds of swearing, laughter, and the whimsical sounds of winnings filled the establishment. The den of modest sin wasn't full of down on their luck travelers or hard core gangsters running numbers or collected debts no it was full of jolly old seniors enjoying their golden years by blowing off a few yuans from their retirement funds.
There were patrons playing the slots, dealing on the card tables, and a few just relaxing with a cold drink while they watched their friends preforming bad karaoke. But one of the clientele wasn't the same as the others.
Sitting in front of one of the many pachinko machines was a man older than anyone else in the parlor yet he looked like he could be one of the other customer's grandchildren. With spiky golden hair dressed in a long red coat that was decaled with black flames and the symbol of a black spiral on his back matching his dark pants, while styling a pair of old man flip flops was a retired hero.
Just like the other seniors that sat by him he too was not worried on what tomorrow might bring or even what the state of the world was like at that moment. He just turned a knob as one of his many silver balls load into the machine and watched as it lite up telling him that he had won more silver balls.
Letting out a yawn he leaned back on his stool and stretched out his arms giving his neck a few cracks as well. "It's time for a smoke break."
The yellow haired man hoped off his stool and made his way towards the exit only to get called out when he only took a few steps.
"Sir!" one the serving waitresses tried to get his attention by waving and calling him out. "You forgot to cash out your winnings!"
The yellow hair turned around and flashed the young girl a smile that made her blush and look away from his sky blue eyes. "How about you cash those out for me sweet heart and buy every one of these adorable youngsters a round of drinks!" he cried out getting a mix of happy cheers from the men and a few bashful remarks from the woman and some of the other men.
"Right away sir!" the waitress bowed as she collected the winnings on her serving tray and rushed over to the prize cages get the drink vouchers.
The yellow haired man kept on walking till he exited out of the parlor. As he stood outside he reached into his coat and pulled out a red and gold kiseru smoking pipe. Already loaded it with the appropriate amount of Tabaco the man placed the pipe in his mouth as he held up a pebble and melted it letting out a tiny drop of magma that lite his instrument.
Inhaling a small amount he let a puff of smoke escape his lips as he looked up to the night sky. Instead of seeing a cluster of shining star painted across the horizon he was met with clouds, storm clouds. Following the trail of stratocumulus he saw what looked like a hurricane forming around the Pro-bending Arena's roof.
"Oh you have got to be kidding me!" Naruto yelled out in frustration. He squinted his eyes to see a few airships trying to break away from the clouds and steer their way towards the glass dome ceiling of the stadium. Only to be struck down by a series of lightning bolts that were fired by an extremely tiny objected floating dead center in the eye of the hurricane.
"It's him" Naruto said under his breath "After all this time and he was right here with me."
Naruto turned his head when he heard the sound of footsteps coming out of the gambling parlor. The reaming patrons along with a few of the staff ran outside to watch what was happing at the stadium as well.
"What is it?" Naruto asked "Why are you all out here?"
"Didn't you hear the radio; someone's attacking all the police officers stationed in the arena! I think it's the Equalists!" one of the elderly gamblers shouted out.
"Bah! Benders non-benders it seems to me youngsters these days will make an excuse to fight one another!" Another yelled out.
"The children of this era have no idea what real war is. Those of us who lived during the end of the One Hundred it's self only have vague memories of it. If these so called revolutionists succeed tonight they just might bring back the sufferings and hardships our parents and grandparents had to endure!"
"I don't really care about all that." Naruto said as he looked back and started making his way down to the stadium. "As far as I'm concerned I'm still retired" he stopped and pressed his feet on the ground while getting in a runners starting position. "But there's nothing wrong with seeing what that old asshole's up to and maybe knocking out a few of those leather fetish punks while I'm there!"
Naruto bolted and ran down the street taking of like a rocket kicking back a fair amount of dust that left his gambling buddies coughing and wheezing out making them to go back into the parlor.
Inside the Stadium
The spectators, the incapacitated police officers, and a few of the Equalists saw witness to Amon's power as Tahno the captain of the White Falls Wolfbats fell to the ground striped of his Waterbending abilities.
"I believe I have your attention, benders of Republic City." Amon said into a microphone as he addressed his captivated audience.
Amon had a small squad of Equalists wearing their new shock gloves guarding him while he had more spread out troops keeping the civilians in bay as well as some lording over the knocked out Metalbending police officers.
Amon continued his speech "So once again…." BOOM
The sound of an explosion cut him off as did another all originating from one of the hallways leading into the arena. Just as a red objected zoomed right out of one of the entrance ways followed by a trail of a fiery explosion that melted a good portion of the bleacher seating.
The object reached the end of the spectators seating area jumped into the air back flipping over the water moat that surrounded the playing field and landed in a crouching position.
Naruto got up and ruffled his coat getting a few specs of dust off his coat as he casually walked up to the leader of the Equalist Party.
While letting out another poof of smoke from his lips he reached his arm out and used his Metalbending to levitate the microphone from Amon's hands and place it in his. "Sorry Junior I'm going to need to borrow this of a sec" Naruto said into the mic confusing not only Amon but everyone else there.
"Hey fuckface!" Naruto yelled into the mic as he looked up to the glass ceiling. "I know it's you making the storm out there! Quit showing off and get down here I need to talk to you!"
Naruto waited a few seconds as nothing happened. "All right that's fine! That's fine! I can wait, I've been looking for answers the past eight years I can wait for a few more…."
Naruto didn't get to finish as he felt something poke him in the back followed by experiencing a big jolt of electricity running all over his body. When the current stopped Naruto looked down at his hand to see the only damage done was to the microphone as it was shorted out.
The old man turned around to see that the Equalist only known as Lieutenant had one of his electrified Eskrima sticks out and used it in order to knock Naruto out.
The Lieutenant took a few steps back surprised that the boy before him had not reacted to his attack in any what so ever.
Naruto dropped the microphone and just stared at the mustachio man as he inhaled an ungodly amount of poison from his pipe. He reached up and took his pipe out of his mouth as he unleashed a torrent of black smog from his lips and aimed right at the Equalist's face.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" the Lieutenant cried out in pain as the smog ate its way though his mask and face. As hot miasma started to sizzle out of the remains of his flesh he desperately tried to us his hands to cover his wounds blinding him feather as he started to run around.
As he ran past Naruto the sadistic old man held out his foot tripping the Lieutenant off the plate form and into the moat that surrounded them.
Down below the members of the Pro-bending team the Fire Ferrets had managed to regain consciences and were trying to free themselves from the ropes that bound them. The team's mascot Pabu was munching away at the ropes just as the Lieutenant's body fell down and splashed down right in front of them.
They saw the lifeless body float along as the second in command's body flipped around showing that all the meat on his face had been corroded down to a bare skull.
Korra and Mako winced at their enemy's fate not wishing on that on anyone, while Bolin couldn't help but wonder out loud. "Do…..do you think he's still alive?"
Korra just looked at Bolin funny while Mako used his chin to smack his brother upside the head.
Back on top Naruto placed his kiseru back in his mouth and moved it from one side of his mouth to the other.
"You leather gimp brats need to understand something." Naruto took another drag and blow out a small puff of smoke that was shaped like a skull and cross bones. "If you're going to pick a fight with me it's not going to be like going against some all-powerful warrior, champion, or even a monster…."
Naruto looked Amon died straight as if he was addressing the Bloodbender directly. "…..it's like going up against a natural disaster you can't fight it you can't hide from it you can only run."
Naruto looked back up to the sky light and pointed towards it. "The same goes for that douchebag"
In that moment the glass shattered and was sucked into the sky as everyone in the stadium bore witness to the storm that had surrounded them.
Amon panicked and commanded a nearby henchmen to contact their getaway Airships only for their radio's to pick up nothing but static.
As the wind blow into the arena the Airbending Master Tenzin had helped his former lover Lin Beifong back on her feet just in time to see a human shape object float down from the sky and land right in the edge of the playing field.
Getting a clearer view they saw that the floating object was a raven haired young man dressed in a black three piece suit with a white dress shirt and dark open toed sandals.
Lin rubbed her eyes in disbelieve thinking that the Equalists shook gloves might have done here permanent brain damage. "T….that kid did he?, is he?"
"You're a fucking Airbeneder!" Naruto answered for her as he yelled out the obvious.
Sasuke Uchiha lightly ruffled his jacket shacking of a few specks of dust from his person. He stood right across from Naruto who was still at the other end of the ring.
"Naturally I did after all inherit the Sage's chakra and spiritual energy which in this world translates to the air element" To prove his point Sasuke held out his hand and created a swirl of wind in is palm bewildering the Equalist who shared the stage with them.
"And me being your opposite got the old man's life force, stamina, and physical energy" Naruto held up his hand controlling a few nearby earth disks and random pieces of metal from the ground under them. And then grew a full blown tree from the bottom of the moat, to the surface of the water, up to the field surrounding the space behind him.
"Now who's showing off" Sasuke placed his hand down and into his pocket. "So tell me Naruto have you been enjoying this world?"
Naruto narrowed his eyes as he glared at his old rival. "You're kidding right? No I haven't been enjoying this world it fucking sucks look at this!" he angrily reached behind himself and pulled out a magazine that he throw across the field. Sasuke caught the publication and looked at the cover.
"Can you believe this shit? That's the most advanced piece of porno they have in this dump. I've been jerking off to magazines like a god damn cave man since I got here!"
"Ugh!" Sasuke had tried to open the porno mag out of curiosity only to find the pages stuck together. "Why's this full of jizz?" he asked as he throw it on the ground.
"Well Sasuke when I fuckin' jack off long enough, I end up jizzin', dude. I'm assuming, the same shit works for you?"
Sasuke rubbed his hand on his jacket. "Why don't you fuckin' aim in a sock or on a fuckin' tissue?"
Naruto lifted his foot up. "Does it look like I wear socks mother fucker. Besides I have a particularly explosive ejaculate. It just goes everywhere. It's like a fuckin' wild fireman's hose - you just got to grab on and pray to God it doesn't get into your eyes or your mouth."
Down below the Fire Ferrets looked at each other more confused than before.
"What the hell is going on up there?" Korra asked. "I don't think I want to know" Mako replied.
Back on top Sasuke shook his head "You're a hundred and seventeen years old why the hell are you doing caring around pornography for anyways!"
Amon who was still amazed at the site of another Airbender outside of Avatar Aang's family perked up at the red coated benders age.
Naruto just throw his hands up. "Well I don't have a lot of options now do I it's not like this place has computers or anything advance like that!" he then scanned the arena and pointed over to one of the spectators.
"You! You four eyed brat!" he angrily directed towards Hiroshi Sato the owner of Future Industries who was seated next to his daughter the lovely Asami Sato. "You can make fucking cars and motorcycles but you can't create a telecommunication medium that can transmit and receiving moving images and sound in in color?"
Naruto had to stop and take a deep breath from his pipe. "I know you've been spending your free time making mechs and fucking airplanes for Mr. I hate benders over here!" he pointed over to Amon but kept giving the evil eye to Hiroshi who at that moment was sweating bullets. "Just for that I've been dropping loads around your fuckin' secret workshops like a goddamn dump truck for the past week. "
….everyone in the stands had astonished looks on their faces from Naruto's admittance of revenge masturbation on Hiroshi's priorities and that he accused one of the wealthiest men in the world to be in league with the Equalists.
"….Naruto what the fuck is wrong with you?" Sasuke asked.
"What? Nothing I got distracted but other than the porn thing this place isn't that bad I guess, why were you the one who brought us here? Did you use Izanagi or some shit to reincarnate us?"
The Uchiha shook his head. "No it wasn't me who did this to us. But I did find out what did. And I'll share this information with you after."
"After what?" Naruto asked.
Sasuke reached into his breast pocket and pulled out a switch blade that he opened up. "After we dispose of these Equalists, they have been kind enough for us to put up with our theatrics but I believe they'll just get in our business with one another."
Sasuke created two spirals of wind that surround his hand. Going in opposite directions the spirals clashed creating a current that he manipulated into his knife making it glow in bright light and extending the blade to a swords length.
"Fine by me!" Naruto yelled as he held his arms out and unleashed a dust cloud of metal sand that he shaped and compressed into duo short staffs.
Hearing their declaration of war Amon snapped out of his stupor and did what he should have done when he first saw the two benders. "Attack!"
Naruto and Sasuke ran full speed at each other. The Airbender with elegance used his electric sword to cut down the Equalists that tried to fight him by slicing off the arms that wielded their electrified glove's and then spun around them while using his free hand to form invisible blades of wind to stab them in the back and through the chest.
The Earthbender on the other hand used his brute strength to swat away the Equalists coming for him. By using his staffs to strike the masked revolutionists in the head, torso, and the balls sending them crashing to the ground, shot clear across the stadium and into the stands, and launching them up in the air using gravity to send them back down.
Amon who was standing dead center saw the two coming right at him. Without any other options he used ever once of power he had trying to Bloodbend Naruto and Sasuke into submission.
But the two aged old shinobis not only kept moving forward at the same speed, they didn't even notice Amon's attempt to control them.
The Equalist supreme fell to his knees in horror realizing that his power was nothing compared to theirs.
As they were a breath away Naruto jumped over Amon and disassembled his staffs back into a dust cloud which he rode on top of flying towards the Equalists who were still in the stands.
Sasuke on the other hand disappeared in a swirl of wind and reappeared on the other side of the stadium's bleachers on the other end.
Perched on his cloud of iron sand Naruto simply waved his hand controlling the wood and metal in the stands to warp and ensnare the Equalists as they took his previous words to heart and tried to run from the yellow haired demi-god.
As Naruto moved in closer some of the masked chi-blockers jumped up and tried to incapacitate him. Only for Naruto to not so much as twitch as they unleashed the full voltage of their electro gloves upon him.
Naruto grasped the Equalists by the scruff of their collars and flung them across the stadium in random directions. Touching back on the ground he started to walk down the aisles trying to spot anymore stragglers.
Silent like the night a few Equalists who were still hiding like civilians sprang out of their seats and struck at the red coated badass blocking all of his chi points.
Naruto just sighed as they kept jabbing at him. "Oh no you've blocked away my bending whatever shall I do?" he said sarcastically only for his face to brighten up in mockery "Oh I know!"
Naruto pulled off a long metal rode that was part of the railing and used it to bash in the heads of the remaining Equalists who had tried to fight him.
Over to Sasuke the dark Airbender approached his targets in a more detached method. Simply floating into the air he raised his arms and sent out ten bots of lighting from his fingers and struck down every Equalist on his side of the stadium killing them before they even fell to the ground.
The sharp dressed bender turned his head to the side and saw that a wiser Equalist had escaped his wrath by ditching his electro glove which had drawn in Sasuke's lighting and heading down the nearest exit.
The Equalist ran past Lin and Tenzin both of who were still stunned at what had been going on the last few minutes.
Sasuke smirked as he pulled out a shuriken from his pocket and placed it on top of his finger. Taking a deep breath he released a good amount of wind from his lips that infused with the shuriken not only spinning it, put extending its length tenfold with invisible blades of wind.
As the shinobi throw the shuriken he guided it to move vertically passing by the Police Chief and Air Master before turning it back horizontality cutting the escaping Equalist in half from the waist.
Tenzin looked back at Sasuke in horror. "How…why would you do that he was retreating! Why did you have to kill him that is not the way of the Airben….."
The shinobi cut him off. "You naive child that is your dogma to uphold not mine. Air is the element of freedom by that very definition I am aloud to be as savage or as surgical as I see fit."
Tenzin couldn't help but cower as he looked into Sasuke's cold red eyes.
Sasuke turned around and disappeared in a swirl of wind again going back to the Pro-Bending arena as he waited for Naruto to take care of his prey.
As the yellow haired ninja twisted the head off his last Equalist he leaped back over to the field hoping to finally get some answers.
"All right we've put the kids to bed now are you going to tell me what brought us here or not?"
"It was a spirit." Sasuke replied "Apparently this spirit has the ability to gaze upon other worlds. It has seen our past exploits and used every ounce of its power to bring us here for a mission."
At the moment Korra and the rest of the Fire Ferrets had managed to free themselves and jump back on the arena platform.
"Ok what's the mission this super powered spirit wants us to do?" Naruto asked ignoring the Pro-bending team.
Sasuke pointed over to Korra. "To kill her."
Korra took a step back before she narrowed her eyes and held up her arms in a defense stance ready to bend in a moment's notice, the same for Mako and Bolin.
Naruto just blanked out. "Ok and she's special because?"
"She's the Avatar"
"No she's not!" Naruto yelled out "The Avatar's that bald guy who has that big ass statue in the harbor!"
"She's his reincarnation" Sasuke sighed out.
"Oh….well I'm not doing dick, if anything I'm going to kill that ass hat spirit that brought us here not some little girl who's barely out of her awkward teenage phase."
"HEY!" Korra yelled towards Naruto
"Sorry sweetie" Naruto apologized halfheartedly "I call it like I see's it." he turned back towards Sasuke. "Ok so who exactly told you all of this, the spirit who ordered the hit?"
Sasuke shook his head. "No a third party informed me of our predicament. So I began to research more about the Avatar. It was then the more I began to realize that the bridge between two worlds over here is nothing more than a Jinchūriki."
Naruto looked back to Korra and then back to Sasuke. "Wait, what are you getting at?"
Sasuke smirked as he held out his arm towards Korra. "I think it's time I got back to full power." He created a suction effect similar to the Banshō Ten'in and flew Korra over towards him.
Before she could fight back Sasuke held her by the neck and lifted her body as high as he could. "As of this point of you are the Avatar no more!"
"Korra!" Mako and Bolin cried out as they raced over to free their friend only to find that they couldn't move.
"Air's the element of freedom!" Sasuke called out towards the paralyzed brothers. "Meaning I have control over it rather it be my freedom or others."
Naruto out of curiosity folded his arms and watched as Sasuke's plans panned out.
A blue aura surrounded Sasuke as he looked into Korra's eyes. The Water Tribe girl throw her head back as she entered what looked like the Avatar state. Her eyes glowed in white blue light as a phantom like specter in the shape of a squid kite came out of her body floating right above her.
As Sasuke dropped Korra to the ground she started coughing and messaging her neck trying to ease her pain. Looking up she saw the spirit that was once connected to her helpless as it tried to escape the Airbender's invisable clutches.
"What are you doing to me?!" the spirit known as Raava cried out.
"You are an agent of order Raava. So you should know another word for order is control!" Sasuke clenched his hand into a fist as Raava's body started to change from her flat squid kite body into a glowing blue kirin.
The mystical beast whose eyes mirrored his roared as Sasuke let go of his hold on her, only so she could gallop right at him and phase into his body binding the two together.
Sasuke's eyes glowed bright blue as he rose off the ground and back into the air. From his right hand he let out an inferno of white and blue fire, from his left he commanded the water in the moot to raise with him. He laughed as he spun around and blasted off towards the open sky light.
"Watch Naruto after I have taken care of the spirit that brought us here, I'm going to create an army of Benders capable of controlling all four elements. I'm going to make the Avatar obsolescent!" with that he was out of the stadium and in the night sky.
Still looking up Naruto aimed his arm behind himself and lifted his giant tree into the air. He forced it to come towards him compressing and shaping it until it was the size of a beach ball. He narrowed his eyes as it started to spin and glow red cracking out thermal gas giving it the look of a Sage Art: Lava Release Spiralling Shuriken.
He throw the ball of death towards the retreating Sasuke only to see his attack clash with what looked like a Indra's Arrow made of white lighting and fire.
Shielding his eyes from the clashing elements he saw that Sasuke had completely disappeared in sight.
"Damn that might come back to bit me" Naruto walked over to Korra and lightly used his foot to kick her over. Kneeling down he pulled out his pipe and used it to poke the girl. "Hey you still alive, kid?"
As Mako and Bolin free from Sasuke's hold made their way over towards them, they all saw the sad empty look on Korra's face.
"He took it, my Avatar Spirit I can't bend anymore." Korra slowly got back on her feet and throw an empty punch in hopes that a fire spiral would come out, instead a twist of wind escaped from her.
"Well at least you can bend air." Naruto relit his pipe and took a drag. "Sasuke was already an Airbender I guess it'd make sense that he wouldn't need more of it or whatever."
"How does any of this make sense how can someone take Korra's Avatar powers away?" Bolin asked
Naruto shrugged. "Trust me kid I've seen crap like this before."
Mako tried to comfort Korra only to get pushed away. "You!" she angrily pointed to Naruto "Your friend's the one who took away my powers, how do I find him?"
Naruto let a puff out. "Forget it kid I can't track him me meeting up with him today was just a coincidence. Hell the only reason I'm in Republic City is because I accidently got my fuck buddy Kya knocked up and we're supposed to tell some of her family the news."
"You what!" turning around Naruto saw Tenzin, Lin and the some of the Metalbending police force on the field most likely to arrest Amon who was still on his knees stunned by not only his impotence but at watching Sasuke steal the Avatar's power for himself.
"You're Kya's kid brother right? Well guess what you're an uncle know surprise!"
"How did this happen!" a red faced Tenzin demanded.
"She sat on a toilet with my jizz on it" Naruto said rhetorically. "How do you think we had sex…..but to be honest I didn't think we needed protection if we did it in a lake but apparently my boys are really strong swimmers so you know silver lining." Naruto took another hit from his pipe before turning back to Korra.
"Back to you I'm sorry but I can't get your original powers back."
Korra looked like she was going to cry that is until Naruto placed a hand on her shoulder. "But I know what Sasuke was getting at when he said he was going to make an army of quad benders. I'm pretty sure I can pull that bullshit off too."
Korra lifted her head and looked Naruto in the eyes evenly. "What?"
"I said I'm going to make you into a new Avatar. Better and more badass then before hell I'll even turn your two buddies into multibenders too."
Naruto looked over to Bolin and Mako "What do you saw boys want to help your gal save the world."
I once said I wasn't going to save this world. Even with my new child on the way that I still haven't changed my mind but what the hell I have some free time and I'm not a complete asshole let's see what this brat Korra is made out of. Plus this would fuck whatever Sasuke's planning and I just love messing with that guy.