A.N.: THE REVIEWS ARE WORKING AGAIN! YAAAAAY! Hey guys quick note. I was informed that my story is going against the rules, but honestly I don't see a problem with it. I'm going to continue the way it is because I don't think it's hurting anyone. But if any of you have a problem of some sort, I'll be sure to hear you out in a PM. On a lighter note, I've almost finished reading Bramblestar's Storm and honestly, I ship Bramblestar and Jessy so hard it hurts. Sorry, not sorry XD Anyways, ENJOY! ~12HockeyChick21
The four hosts padded out as music played and the audience applauded.
"Hello and welcome back to WARRIORS: Truth or Dare!" meowed the light brown tabby she-cat.
"It's become just mainly Warriors Dare don't you think?" the gray tom scoffed, receiving tail flick to the ear from the younger she-cat.
"Hey!" he exclaimed.
"Anyways! I'm your host, Honeyfern! And please welcome my co-hosts:"
"Ashfur." the gray tom meowed.
"Thornclaw!" The golden tom grinned.
"And Sorreltail." the tortoiseshell and white bowed gracefully.
"Now we're gonna fire this off with a dare that was asked by two people, the wonderful Childish 'paw and an unnamed guest." Honeyfern meowed.
"Or maybe the unnamed guest was Childish 'paw!" Ashfur mewed quietly, the Twilight Zone theme playing for him in the background. Honeyfern rolled her eyes and flicked his ear again.
"Anyways... again. The dare is for Hollyleaf and Breezepelt to read a fanfiction about them." she meowed, making the two cats appear.
"Not again..." Hollyleaf mewed indignantly. Thornclaw handed them some papers.
"Read." he ordered. Breezepelt rolled his eyes, but began reading. His eyes widened and both he and Hollyleaf made disgusted faced.
"'Hollyleaf raced forward across the WindClan border and nuzzled the dark tom. "Oh, Breezepelt, I can't deal with being away from you anymore. I can't go on like this!" What?!" Hollyleaf read aloud.
"'Breezepelt licked her ear comfortingly. "I know, my love. But we must! Or we could run away like Crowfeather and Leafpool did, except not come back."' What is this?" Breezepelt continued. Hollyleaf gave a disgusted snort.
"None of this would ever happen!"
"Oh, because you don't think I'm attractive?!"
"No, because we're half-siblings, you have a mate, and I'm dead!" Hollyleaf spat. Breezepelt gave his chest fur a few awkward licks.
"Yeah, well... whatever."
Honeyfern sent the two away with a swish of her tail.
"Next we have another dare from Childish 'paw... they want Longtail and Briarlight to sit alone with Mousefur and do nothing but stare at her... Alright then." Thornclaw meowed, glancing at Honeyfern. The she-cat swished her tail twice and at the second swish, the screen behind them turned on to reveal the three cats from the dare sitting alone in the room with cameras. It was silent for a while as the blind, pale tabby tom and the crippled dark brown she-cat stared at the small dusky brown she-cat. Finally, Mousefur started fidgeting uncomfortably.
"Why are you both staring at me?"
No response.
"Longtail? Briarlight?"
No response again.
"Are you two okay?"
Yet again...
"GUYS!"
...
"Guys you're creeping me out!" hissed Mousefur. Then the screen went dark.
"Weird... next from Childish 'paw... We get to pick the manliest tom to do ballet in a pink tutu." Sorreltail meowed. Ashfur snorted.
"May I be the one to choose?"
"Aww but I had an idea!" Thornclaw groaned.
"Here. We'll all pick one." Honeyfern meowed. The other three nodded and took turns whispering a cat's name into her ear. Four tail flicks later and Whitestorm, Lionheart, Oakheart, and Blackstar all stood dressed in the necessary attire.
"What the...?" Blackstar hissed.
"What is this?" Oakheart added.
"Looks quite odd." Whitestorm mewed as Lionheart jumped around a bit. Oakheart began chasing his lower half, trying to catch the tutu.
"DANCE FOR US!" Ashfur cackled as Honeyfern flicked her tail. The four toms paired up, Lionheart with Blackstar and Whitestorm with Oakheart and began a ballet routine. Sorreltail and Honeyfern both used their tails to cover their mouths to stop laugher from erupting from them, but Ashfur and Thornclaw didn't stop themselves. The audience laughed as well.
Blackstar and Oakheart lead their partners and the finale of the dance consisted of the two leads dipping, then spinning their counterparts. Then they ended by throwing Whitstorm and Lionheart up and catching them. The hosts clapped for the four and then Honeyfern flicked them away.
"Let's take a quick break from Childish 'paw's dares and check out some other ones." Sorreltail meowed.
"Here's one from catgirl2900. Ooh, looks like they are all for you Ashfur." Thornclaw told the dark tom.
"Oh boy..."
"First... she wants you to be pawcuffed to Hollyleaf."
"What?! N-"
"Eh, eh, eh. Says here you can't complain about any of her dares..." Thornclaw stopped the other tom. Ashfur silenced, but his tail twitched in annoyance. Honeyfern recalled Hollyleaf and a pair of handcuffs. Before Hollyleaf could react, Honeyfern slapped one side of the cuffs on her and the other on Ashfur.
"Ooh... isn't this awkward." Thornclaw laughed.
"What in StarClan's name!" Hollyleaf bushed up in defiance when she saw Ashfur on the other end of her entrapment.
"Oh I'm not enjoying this either sweet cheeks." Ashfur groaned. Hollyleaf began to run around and try to shake Ashfur loose, but only succeeded in banging his head against the ground repeatedly as she ran.
"GET OFF!" Hollyleaf spat.
"I CAN'T!" Ashfur hissed.
"Okay Ashfur, we'll let you go, but only if you do catgirl2900's next dare." Sorreltail meowed.
"Which is?!" Ashfur exclaimed.
"KISS HOLLYLEAF!" Thornclaw yowled with glee at his friend's torture. The bushy black she-cat stopped short.
"No way!" but Ashfur lunged at her and pressed his muzzle to hers, then pulled away quick.
"Okay, now let me out!" Ashfur rose up his chained paw and Honeyfern opened it, and Hollyleaf's.
"We're gonna need you to stick around for this next one, Hollyleaf." Honeyfern told her, then read it. "Another from Childish 'paw. Leafpool and Crowfeather must become mates and tell Breezepelt, Hollyleaf, Lionblaze, and Jayfeather."
"Wait what?" Hollyleaf exclaimed. Honeyfern brought the other five cats. Leafpool and Crowfeather nuzzled.
"Breezepelt, Lionblaze, Jayfeather, Hollyleaf..." Crowfeather began.
"We're mates again." Leafpool finished.
"WHAT?!" Lionblaze and Jayfeather hissed in disbelief.
"NO!" Breezepelt spat.
"And you'll all have to get along because we'll be moving to ThunderClan, Breezepelt." Crowfeather meowed.
"When hedgehogs fly!" Breezepelt growled.
"Which reminds me of your next dare, Ashfur!" Thornclaw meowed as Honeyfern sent the six away.
"What?" Ashfur asked nervously.
"Catgirl2900 wants you to fly." he meowed, nodding to Honeyfern. She used her tail to guide Ashfur off the ground. His paws flailed helplessly.
"Oh StarClan no! Honeyfern, put me down!"
"Eh! No complaining!" Honeyfern giggled, moving him around. Ashfur screeched in fear as he flew, circling above the audience. Cats from the audience, including Hawkfrost, Bluestar, Redtail, Shellheart, and Raggedstar pointed and laughed. But some, including Littlecloud, Daisy, Millie, Frostfur, and Goldenflower shrieked and hid, afraid the tom would fall into the audience.
"DON'T LET ME GO!" Ashfur yelled.
"We'll let you down if you say catgirl2900 is the best!" Sorreltail chuckled.
"CATGIRL2900 is the best! NOW PLEASE! Put me doooooown!" Ashfur yowled like a kit. Honeyfern slowly set him down.
"Now... you have to go catch a shark in the lake." Thornclaw meowed. Ashfur puffed his chest out surely.
"There are no sharks in the lake," he meowed. But Honeyfern flicked her tail.
"Now there are. Off you go." Two tail flicks and they were watching Ashfur swimming away from a shark chasing him in the lake.
"GUYS! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!" he cried. Thornclaw looked down at the papers.
"Man... what does this catgirl2900 have against Ashfur?" he showed Sorreltail the paper. "Did you see this next one?"
"Oh StarClan." Sorreltail exclaimed when she looked.
"Okay... well we should probably get him out of there before he gets seriously hurt." Honeyfern meowed, returning a soaking wet Ashfur to the stage.
"I hate you guys..." he panted.
"Sorry Ashfur. Let us make it up to you. Let's play hide and seek." Thornclaw meowed, showing Honeyfern the card. She nodded.
"Yeah, I have a great spot for you to hide." she snickered, flicking her tail. On the screen was a big lion. It let out a roar, revealing Ashfur inside it's mouth.
"GUYS! HELP MEEE!" He yowled, but the lion closed it's mouth.
"Okay... this is just messed up." Honeyfern meowed, returning the tom. He threw his paws up.
"THAT'S IT, I'M SO DONE! Ashfur signing off." he spat, and disappeared off stage.
"Um... I guess that's it for today..."Sorreltail mewed as Honeyfern chased after her fuming co-host and friend.
"Wait, we still have one more dare to do." Thornclaw meowed. Suddenly, Swiftpaw and Shrewpaw raced out.
"We can take Ashfur and Honeyfern's places for the rest of the show." Swiftpaw panted.
"YEAH! Can I announce the next dare?" Shrewpaw asked. Thornclaw sighed and handed him the paper.
"Fine, go ahead."
"Okay... The final dare is from Childish 'paw, who still wants to try to get Tigerstar and Firestar to kiss. Um... help me out, Swiftpaw?" Shrewpaw meowed. Swiftpaw pressed a button on a thing clasped to his side and both toms appeared, blindfolded. Swiftpaw whispered something in Firestar's ear while Shrewpaw did the same to Tigerstar. Both toms padded forward and their muzzles connected.
"Oh, I love you Sandstorm... "Firestar meowed.
"I am quite fond of you, Sasha." Tigerstar added. This went on for a few minutes, Shewpaw and Swiftpaw hiding their eyes with their paws. Sorreltail bushed up and Thornclaw held in laugher. Swiftpaw pressed the button again after Sorreltail motioned for him to do so.
"We're out of time." Shrewpaw informed them.
"Okay. Looks like we gotta go! Leave us some more things to do to these poor innocent cats! I'm Thornclaw!"
"I'm Swiftpaw!"
"I'm Shrewpaw!"
"And I'm Sorreltail and thanks for watching, Warriors! Truth or DARE!"
"BYEEE!"