TITLE: Stay In The Closet
AUTHOR: LoveableMuggle
DISCALIMER: I don't own anything from any fandom mentioned in this story. Also Mouse & Manson belong to themselves and can be found on deviant art here: http://www.chanchan-comics.
WARNINGS: For: Violence ( the playful kind 3 ), possible language, slash hints, fluff, and our attempts at humor.
A.N: once again please don't kill me it's just for fun and flames will still be ignored sickeningly sweet smile wee a slighty longer chapter 3
Oh and Iz thats what you get for not sharing the fudge -twitch- hehe
CHAPTER 4 - MRS. Norris Isn't Shiny.
"Look you hurt his ears.." Mouse said calmly motioning to the whimpering Vampire, who was clutching his ears.
"Wha…who…SPIKE!" screaming the exact same shill scream Manson pounced on the now crying Vampire, dragging Sirius along with her.
Meanwhile back in the potions closet…
Snape had been plotting all the painful ways he could kill those two filthy muggles as soon as he got his wand…and his clothing…back. He was currently on way 97 which included a very fine paste of pigeon and gunpowder…
Don't ask, just accept.
Ahem, yes where were we? OH yeah…
Manson had Spike in one arm and Sirius in the other, squeezing them as if they were very large ( and much more attractive than normal ) teddy bears. Much to the discomfort of Sirius and Spike, though Mouse was amused, for a few minutes anyway. She finally made Manson drop both of them and Sirius landed on his head - so he was unconscious once again for a while. Spike was preparing to tell both of them off in a very colorful way when he was suddenly distracted by Mrs. Norris… which lead to a series of events that had to be erased from everyone's mind by way of neuralizer.
All well and good - by this time of course Sirius was awake and was very slowly wiggling away from Manson. Manson herself was too busy playing with the neuralizer to notice this.
"Oooo, what's this button do?!" flash! Manson blinked and looked down at the small metal tube in her hand.
"Oooo, what's this button do?!" flash! Manson blinked and looked down at the small metal tube in her hand.
"Oooo, what's this button do?!" flash! and so it continued for about five minutes, until Mouse snatched it away with a 'gimme dat before you get brain dam-…never mind.'
Manson was preparing to pout when, low and behold she was distracted by Mrs. Norris and the whole bloody thing had to be erased again.
"Alright before anything else happens…" Mouse grabbed Spike by the collar and began stalking off down the hall.
A few feet away she turned and waited while Manson scolded her "puppy" for trying to escape. Oddly enough, Sirius looked slightly guilty about having the leash between his teeth where he had been trying to gnaw through the leather.
Dum dum DUUM
Snape was to way 114 to kill the 'evil, sinister, annoying, un-cooperative, muggle bitches who could not be bribed' that stole his clothing when the door to the closet swung open nearly blinding him.
"COMPANY, SNAPEIE POO!!"
'That one would be the first to die, oh yes…'
However, he didn't get much time to plan to get out of the closet while the door was open or even a way to kill the caffeine induced ball of spaz bouncing just outside the door, because - at that moment a bundle of black coat and swearing landed on top of him. Needless to say, the door was then slammed.
On the other side of the door, Manson and Mouse had their ears pressed against the thick wood and disturbingly large grins plastered on their faces.
Silence.
Mouse chibied as the two little voices from the closet said 'thankyoo' in unison.