Hey, I see my last poem offended some of you guys so I'm sorry. You people know I really don't hate Meg, right? Well, she isn't my "favorite" or whatever but one of you requested a poem about her so I did as asked. Jeez, it was just a poem. Anyway, if you've been enjoying I appreciate that and I'll keep writing for you. I've been asked to write about Mondays and Stewie. The first one request was by supersexyghotmew95 which was Mondays so I'll do that one first.
Mondays
After a long relaxing weekend
Of hanging out and having fun with your friends
Monday pops up and ruins everything
You feel tired, stupid, and like killing yourself
OK, sorry that line didn't rhyme
I hope it isn't a huge crime
Poems just confuse my brain
I feel like strangling a crane
Maybe choking it with a stick
Oh my God, I got way off the topic
Mondays make me want to rip out my hair
Feed my whole family to some wild bears
Eat my own underwear
That one was long, haha. Hope you liked it, leave a review giving me more topics. Thanks, my beautiful potatoes.